# What's your guilty fast food pleasure?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-guilty-fast-food-pleasure/351960>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 9, 2006, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-guilty-fast-food-pleasure/351960 "2006-04-09T14:24:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2006, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-guilty-fast-food-pleasure/351960/41 "2006-04-09T21:02:04Z")

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It’s not quite fast food, depending on how fast is “fast” to you; it’s more diner food. But the Greek fries at [Cross-Rhodes,](http://metromix.chicagotribune.com/search/31493,0,556685.venue) the Greek diner across the alley from the house I grew up in, are the best fries I’ve ever had anywhere, bar none. Lemon and oregano sauce - yum!

(Damn, now I’m craving them, and I’d sworn to eat healthy today. But maybe a trip up to Evanston is in order.)

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2006, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-guilty-fast-food-pleasure/351960/42 "2006-04-09T21:26:03Z")

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> [@handsomeharry](#):
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> Say, jjimm, didn’t you just out yourself?

Say it loud: I like Arby’s and I’m proud.

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**Author:** ![Large\_Marge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/50afbb/32.png) [@Large\_Marge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Large_Marge)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2006, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-guilty-fast-food-pleasure/351960/43 "2006-04-09T21:37:39Z")

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Currently, the #1 at McDonald’s, though I try to limit it to once every other month.

If I were back in Cali, it would be the double double at [In-N-Out](http://www.in-n-out.com/).

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**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2006, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-guilty-fast-food-pleasure/351960/44 "2006-04-09T23:00:21Z")

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There is an A&W/KFC not far from where I work. I like a couple of the 99 cent Snackers from the KFC menu and deep fried cheese curds and a large root beer from the A&W menu.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2006, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-guilty-fast-food-pleasure/351960/45 "2006-04-09T23:23:08Z")

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Does Jack-in-the Box (I feel dirty just writing it) still make the deep fried taco?

They where the best after a night of partying.

Nowadays, it would the Wendys double with cheese please.

Last night my meal was soup from a local joint (only 25 miles from home). Tomato beef and cheese soup. And I added a slice of houch …horse. horuseradidi… hourseradish chedder on top.

Gotta go… I’ve got more.

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**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-guilty-fast-food-pleasure/351960/46 "2006-04-10T00:11:52Z")

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It is fortunate that mine is strickly seasonal. It’s the **Eggnog Shake** at McDonalds!  
Man! I can make myself sick on those things.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-guilty-fast-food-pleasure/351960/47 "2006-04-10T12:00:41Z")

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> [@tremorviolet](#):
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> Arby’s Beef 'n Cheddar and curly fries. Yes, yes, I know no one likes Arby’s and it’s even more scandalous because I’m nominally a vegetarian yet sneak a roast beef sandwich every two months…

Arby’s Roast Beef and especially the Curly Fries.

You Are Not Alone.

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**Author:** ![Shasta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Shasta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shasta)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-guilty-fast-food-pleasure/351960/48 "2006-04-10T12:47:07Z")

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Culver’s butter burger and an apple blossom…yum!!!

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**Author:** ![rinni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f6c823/32.png) [@rinni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rinni)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-guilty-fast-food-pleasure/351960/49 "2006-04-10T14:23:37Z")

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Big Macs and fries.

No onions on the Mac.

I can only eat the Big Mac as long as the sauce lasts, though. It’s the sauce that does it. No sauce, no fun.

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**Author:** ![Cowgirl\_Jules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4af34b/32.png) [@Cowgirl\_Jules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cowgirl_Jules)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-guilty-fast-food-pleasure/351960/50 "2006-04-10T14:41:56Z")

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I’m a sucker for Jack in the Box’s Southwestern chicken salad, which as a salad, probably doesn’t quite qualify for a guilty pleasure. It’s no diet salad though.

But the chocolate malted shake that I order with it once in a blue moon certainly does.

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**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-guilty-fast-food-pleasure/351960/51 "2006-04-10T15:05:08Z")

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I live in the DC area, and we have NONE of the following:

Jack-In-The-Box  
Sonic  
White Castle  
Krystal

I have no idea what the FUCK is going on with that, but it’s beyond pathetic.

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**Author:** ![Sierra\_Indigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Sierra\_Indigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sierra_Indigo)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-guilty-fast-food-pleasure/351960/52 "2006-04-10T15:11:53Z")

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Double quarter pounder with cheese. No onions. No pickles. Extra ketchup. Take off the lid, put your fries in the burger.

Damn that’s some good, greasy eatin’.

My favourite guilty fast food pleasure, however, is something I can no longer have. Not unless I decide to take a whirlwind trip to Sydney, just to catch the train 45 minutes out to Fairfield… There’s a little kebab (yiros, gyro, wtf ever you want to call it) shop that does your usual, chicken kebabs, beef kebabs, chips, salads etc. But they’ve come up with the brilliant idea of putting kebab meat on chips (fries). Chicken kebab & chips, with chicken salt and hommus. I’d kill for one of those right now…

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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-guilty-fast-food-pleasure/351960/53 "2006-04-10T15:24:01Z")

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Deep-fried potato cakes and [Dimmies](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dim_sim) With lots of salt. In the morning on my way to work. ☹

I bloody love every cholesterolic globule of crud that clings to my arteries…they’re part of my essential being now, and I wouldn’t be without them.

Hehe. 😃

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-guilty-fast-food-pleasure/351960/54 "2006-04-10T15:33:02Z")

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Every time I give blood, I go across the street to Long John Silver’s and get half a dozen hushpuppies with a handful of crispy bits (that’s batter that drips off the fish into the fryer.)

If I’m running errands around lunch time, sometimes I’ll get a BigMac, or a Whopper, or a coupla White Castles and onion chips.

I can’t seem to go 60 days without a stromboli from Scampy’s Annex.

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**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-guilty-fast-food-pleasure/351960/55 "2006-04-10T16:00:01Z")

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Bic Mac, no lettuce, extra cheese and sauce

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**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-guilty-fast-food-pleasure/351960/56 "2006-04-10T16:06:34Z")

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I’d just like to say that I now hate you all. Yes you! I now have cravings. Very bad cravings. Cravings so bad I could diiiiiiiiie!  
I’ve also had the stomach flu, dehydration, and a fever for the past 24 hours, so no food (fast or otherwise!) for me! ☹

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**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-guilty-fast-food-pleasure/351960/57 "2006-04-10T17:06:33Z")

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I ate far too much of it over the winter, but my quickfix was from the McDonalds conveniently situated 200 yards from where I was staying. The sirens call lures me in for my usual, a Double Chee and a Fruit and Yogurt Parfait. Awesome combo for $2.

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**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-guilty-fast-food-pleasure/351960/58 "2006-04-10T17:59:16Z")

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McDonalds sausage and egg McMuffins. Thankfully, I don’t wake up early enough to get them on the weekends, and there aren’t any convenient McD’s on the way to work.

I’m also on the bandwagon w/ the Ultimate Cheeseburger (add lettuce and tomatoes, take off all the necessary condiments), and if that wasn’t bad enough, now they’re making them with **sourdough**. :eek:

(Actually, I think you could always get them on sourdough if you asked; I seem to remember a college buddy of mine doing it…)

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-guilty-fast-food-pleasure/351960/59 "2006-04-10T19:55:11Z")

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I have a standing appointment for dinner out with my teenager on Thursday nights. She doesn’t want to go anywhere but McDonalds. And if I must eat at McDonalds, then it naturally follows that I must have a Quarter Pounder with Cheese, fries, and a Coke.

It’s my prize for being such a wonderful parent.

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-guilty-fast-food-pleasure/351960/60 "2006-04-10T20:48:35Z")

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It’s a regional Chicago thing but [Portillo’s Beef-N-Cheddar Croissant](http://www.portillos.com/portillos/menu/items.asp?SID=35&MID=23) is a heart attack waiting in the wings, but SOOOOO worth it.

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