# What's your hobbit name?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hobbit-name/185851>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 2, 2003, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hobbit-name/185851 "2003-07-02T19:45:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Nichol\_storm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Nichol\_storm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nichol_storm)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hobbit-name/185851/21 "2003-07-03T01:29:40Z")

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Hobbit: Ruby Moss of Lake-by-Downs

Elven: Nessa Vardamir

The Elven name isn’t so bad. Maybe I’ll give it to one of my characters one day. Hmm.

.:Nichol:.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hobbit-name/185851/22 "2003-07-03T01:36:05Z")

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Marmadas Loamsdown of Deephallow, it says.  
Or Arminas Carnesîr.

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**Author:** ![Alias](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e4f/32.png) [@Alias](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alias)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hobbit-name/185851/23 "2003-07-03T03:03:29Z")

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I’m

Molly Peatfingers of Brockenborings

CUTE.🙂

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**Author:** ![Xan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/ac8455/32.png) [@Xan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xan)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hobbit-name/185851/24 "2003-07-03T03:21:11Z")

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Hobbit: Fosco Gamgee-Took of Bywater

Elvish: Lenwë Telrúnya

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**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hobbit-name/185851/25 "2003-07-03T04:02:26Z")

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Hobbit: Esmerelda Peatfingers of Brockenborings

Elven: Inwë Elendil

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**Author:** ![Orual](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/779978/32.png) [@Orual](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orual)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hobbit-name/185851/26 "2003-07-03T04:11:56Z")

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Hobbit: Honeysuckle Bracegirdle of Hardbottle (Does this mean I’m block-headed??)

Elf: Natulcien Súrion

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hobbit-name/185851/27 "2003-07-03T04:57:56Z")

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Hobbit: Iris Bramble of Willowbottom

Elven: Alatriel Lossehelin

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**Author:** ![Banger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@Banger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banger)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hobbit-name/185851/28 "2003-07-03T06:19:15Z")

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My first hobbit name result was Bulbo Boffin.

I then typed that name to see the hobbit name of that name:

Fosco Gamgee-Took

Then I typed in that name…

Fastoph Bramble

And again…

Mungo Chubb

Now that’s a name I can live with!

Me am Mungo Chubb!

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**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hobbit-name/185851/29 "2003-07-03T08:26:56Z")

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Hobbit: Hob Brandybuck of Buckland. Sounds a bit like nobility, doesn’t it?

Elf: Erestor of Dorthonion.

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**Author:** ![El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Elvis_Rojo)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hobbit-name/185851/30 "2003-07-03T09:34:24Z")

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Hobbit: Mungo Bramble of Willowbottom

Elf: Valandil Lossëhelin

Elf names are much cooler.

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**Author:** ![auRa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c4cdca/32.png) [@auRa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auRa)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hobbit-name/185851/31 "2003-07-03T10:21:13Z")

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Good god. I’m Rosie-Posie Sackville-Baggins. 😮

Or Lúthien Ringëril. Which sounds mostly like a French-Norwegian boy with a lisp to me. Man… Everyone else’s names are so cool. ☹

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**Author:** ![Miss\_Mapp](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miss_mapp/32/369_2.png) [@Miss\_Mapp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Mapp)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hobbit-name/185851/32 "2003-07-03T11:16:15Z")

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Hobbit Name: Esmeralda Brambleburr of Bindale Wood

Elven Name: Inwë Silimaurë

I’m on a LOTR list where everyone else seems to have a hobbit or elf name, while I’ve been using my real one. Now I know where they got theirs from.

I rather like both of mine. Which should I choose…?

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**Author:** ![Mariemarie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/58f4c7/32.png) [@Mariemarie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mariemarie)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hobbit-name/185851/33 "2003-07-03T11:41:04Z")

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Tigerlily Gamgee-Took of Bywater is my hobbit name.  
Tári Telrúnya is my elf name. 🙂

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**Author:** ![godzillatemple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/49beb7/32.png) [@godzillatemple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/godzillatemple)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hobbit-name/185851/34 "2003-07-03T11:47:23Z")

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Hmmmm… I’m guessing that **ArchiveGuy** and I have the same RL last name, since I am:

Hobbit: Sancho Bleecker-Baggins of Fair Downs

Elvin: Orophin Falassion

Barry

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**Author:** ![One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/838e76/32.png) [@One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/One_And_Only_Wanderers)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hobbit-name/185851/35 "2003-07-03T12:22:08Z")

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hobbit :- Popo Boffin of Whitfurrows

elf :- Huor Mithrandír (kewl im related to Gandalf!!)

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**Author:** ![Gail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Gail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gail)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hobbit-name/185851/36 "2003-07-03T12:22:23Z")

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I’m Poppy Foxburr of Loamsdown…My daughter is Ruby Foxburr. Foxburr must be a very common hobbit surname, because my last name is among the most common.

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**Author:** ![Mr\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9dc877/32.png) [@Mr\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Jim)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hobbit-name/185851/37 "2003-07-03T12:30:18Z")

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Ugh…

Hobbit name: Myrtle Burrows  
Elvish name: Alatáriël Sáralondë

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**Author:** ![AmericanMaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@AmericanMaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AmericanMaid)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hobbit-name/185851/38 "2003-07-03T12:49:06Z")

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Hobbit name: Rosie-Posie Bulge of Great Smials  
Elven name: Lúthien Arnatuilë

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**Author:** ![ladybug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@ladybug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladybug)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hobbit-name/185851/39 "2003-07-03T13:01:06Z")

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I’m Azaelia Sandybanks. I like it. 🙂 I might have to change my username.

My Elvish name is Larien Nénharma.

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**Author:** ![G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c67d28/32.png) [@G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.B.H.Hornswoggler)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hobbit-name/185851/40 "2003-07-03T13:02:16Z")

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As a hobbit: Mungo Sandybanks _(“Yessir, Mr. Frodo, sir, I’ll get those floors washed right now sir…”)_

As an elf: Valandil Nenharma _(“Oh, Valinor is just **too** crowded this season, darling! Why don’t we visit your **charming** cousins in Lorien instead?”)_

Using my screen name here:

hobbit – Togo Toadfoot of Frogmorton _(“Whilst I was ankling my way to the Drones Club of Byswater, who should I spot but young Pongo Proudfoot! And he was in a bit of a jam, as usual, so I surged about to buck him up…”)_

elf – Haldamir Miriel _(“Yes, I fought in the Dwarf wars – damn proud of it! **Someone** ’s got to keep those rock-eaters in their place, and it won’t be the younger generation! Why, when I was in the Guards, my commander once said to me…”)_

my wife is either Daisy Sandybanks or Idril Nenharma, and the boys are Bulbo/Elrond and Pimpernel/Olwe.

Bulbo and Pimpernel?! What kind of a family am I running, here? And since when is “Bulbo” the hobbit translation of “Elrond,” hm?

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