# What's your hobbit name?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hobbit-name/185851>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 2, 2003, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hobbit-name/185851 "2003-07-02T19:45:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hobbit-name/185851/61 "2003-08-06T13:03:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by arisu \*  
> \*\*Hobbit: Honeysuckle Bracegirdle of Hardbottle (Does this mean I’m block-headed??)
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> \*\*

That family name is canonical. It was Lobelia Sackville-Baggins’s maiden name (see “The Grey Havens”).

Omnisciently yours,

Bodo Dunderfluff

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**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hobbit-name/185851/62 "2003-08-06T13:35:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Miss Mapp \*  
> \*\*Hobbit Name: Esmeralda Brambleburr of Bindale Wood
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> Elven Name: Inwë Silimaurë
> 
> I’m on a LOTR list where everyone else seems to have a hobbit or elf name, while I’ve been using my real one. Now I know where they got theirs from.
> 
> I rather like both of mine. Which should I choose…? \*\*

forget those, your member name always makes me chuckle.

[Lucia]  
“oh _molto bene’_ con mio”  
[/Lucia]

and since I’m here…

Halfling: \*\*Todo Hamwich of Buckleberry Fern \*\* which sounds like something I’d order at Burger King: “I’ll have one Todo Hamwich please…”

Fair Folk: \*\*Maeglin Elensar \*\* Hmmm… maybe I can use that as my doper name?

is there a Hobbit-name-decoder so I can learn all of your real names?

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**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hobbit-name/185851/63 "2003-08-06T14:17:18Z")

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I am Tigerlily Sandybanks from the first…or Tamuril Nenharma.

and the second called me a pockmarked ringwraith.  
The orc name from the second was Pushgash the masher!

hahaha! I am pushgash!

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**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hobbit-name/185851/64 "2003-08-06T14:54:00Z")

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> \*Originally posted by AbbySthrnAccent \*  
> \*\*Hobbit: Rosie-Posie Proudfoot
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> Elven: Luthien Culnamo \*\*

We must have the same first name 🙂

Hobbit name: Rosie-Posie Brambleburr of Bindbale Wood  
Elvish: Lúthien Silimaurë

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**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hobbit-name/185851/65 "2003-08-06T16:35:14Z")

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hobbit name: Lara Hardbottle (not sure how i feel about that one!)

elvish name: Nápoldë Elanessë

I’ve always felt like a Napolde.

lol

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**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hobbit-name/185851/66 "2003-08-06T17:31:21Z")

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Hobbit: Ferdirand Hamwich of Buckleberry Fern

Elven: Amras Elensar

I actually kinda like the elven one!

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**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hobbit-name/185851/67 "2003-08-06T18:06:49Z")

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Hobbit: Fredegar Took of Great Smials

Elven: Elladan Tîwele

I will stick with my given elf name thank you very much.

😉

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**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hobbit-name/185851/68 "2003-08-13T16:02:17Z")

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> Fair Folk: Maeglin Elensar Hmmm… maybe I can use that as my doper name?

I’d prefer it if you didn’t. 😉

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**Author:** ![Lobelia\_Overhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@Lobelia\_Overhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobelia_Overhill)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hobbit-name/185851/69 "2003-08-13T17:22:52Z")

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hobbit: Lobelia Overhill of Nobottle

Elf [nice addition to the site!]: Galadriël Fëfalas

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**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hobbit-name/185851/70 "2003-08-13T18:17:42Z")

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Real Name

Hobbit: Todo Peatfingers of Brockenborings

Elf: Maeglin Elendil

Handle (Groggy first, Dude last)

Hobbit: Minto Bracegirdle of Hardbottle

Elf: Elerossë Súrion

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**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hobbit-name/185851/71 "2003-08-13T18:19:58Z")

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Real Name

Hobbit: Todo Peatfingers of Brockenborings

Elf: Maeglin Elendil

Handle (Wolverine first, Wolverine last)

Hobbit: Podo Brockhouse of Loamsdown

Elf: Fingolfin Séregon

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**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hobbit-name/185851/72 "2003-08-13T21:54:34Z")

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Hobbit: Longo Bramble of Willowbottom  
Elven: Gildor Palantír

Not bad, if I do say so myself.

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**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hobbit-name/185851/73 "2003-08-13T21:56:20Z")

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Using Silas Greenback.

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**Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hobbit-name/185851/74 "2003-08-14T00:10:10Z")

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Hobbit: Ruby Hardbottle

Elf: Nessa Elanesse

…dwarvish! Tarin Sahpiremallet

…Orkish! Nazburz the No-Tooth.

I think I’ll stick to being elvish.

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**Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hobbit-name/185851/75 "2003-08-14T00:30:17Z")

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My hobbit name is way cool. I may change my real name to Tigerlily Moss of Lake-by-Downs

Elvish names are just not as cool. Tári Vardamir-- see? What sounds like a crossover Death-Eater name.

I’m also a Daring Dark-Elf named Celebchamiel, a Dwarf with a name as hard as, well, as Káin Diamondpike and a geeky get beat up orc name Globdug the Meek.

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**Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hobbit-name/185851/76 "2003-08-14T02:52:40Z")

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Hobbit: Falco Burrows  
Elf: Mahtan Sáralondë

and from the second link:  
Hobbit: Isengar Cotton from Overhill  
Dwarf: Varin Stonelegs  
Ork (though I thought it was spelled Orc): Morgob the Massive

another vaguely related [link](http://www.rinkworks.com/namegen/)

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**Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hobbit-name/185851/77 "2003-08-14T03:17:28Z")

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Hobbit name: Drogo Loamsdown  
Elven name: Elrohir Ancalímon

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**Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hobbit-name/185851/78 "2003-08-14T04:33:05Z")

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Hobbit: **Olo Bleecker-Baggins of Fair Downs**  
Elvish: **Findecáno Falassion**

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**Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hobbit-name/185851/79 "2003-08-14T14:00:52Z")

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Here are my names according to the second link…

Elven - Aratulmaion  
Hobbit - Odo Gardener from Stock  
Dwarf - Serin Deathear  
Orc - Gollok the Blacktooth

Now it says I’m a Sad Vanyar…can anybody enlighten me on what a Sanyar is??

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**Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hobbit-name/185851/80 "2003-08-14T14:01:02Z")

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Here are my names according to the second link…

Elven - Aratulmaion  
Hobbit - Odo Gardener from Stock  
Dwarf - Serin Deathear  
Orc - Gollok the Blacktooth

Now it says I’m a Sad Vanyar…can anybody enlighten me on what a Vanyar is??

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