# What's your "hooker name?"
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [August 12, 1999, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025 "1999-08-12T20:24:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 12, 1999, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/1 "1999-08-12T20:24:00Z")
Has this been played before on the board? It’s a party game of one or two year’s standing. Your hooker (or drag, or porn star) name is figured out the following way:
first name: your first childhood pet
last name: the street you grew up on.
Therefore, mine would be “Tiki Greentree.” I work with “Brandy Buckingham” and (the winnah!) “Midnight Cherry.”
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### Author:  [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)
#### Post date: [August 12, 1999, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/2 "1999-08-12T20:30:00Z")
We’ve all played this game before, and some variations are using your middle name/pets name/street name in a variety of orders.
Mine would be Gina George, not bad, but I’m a guy so the pets name doesn’t quite fit.
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### Author:  [@Gaudere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gaudere)
#### Post date: [August 12, 1999, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/3 "1999-08-12T20:32:00Z")
“Rusty Marion”
Pity I’m not a redhead.
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“Eppur, si muove!” - Galileo Galilei
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### Author:  [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)
#### Post date: [August 12, 1999, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/4 "1999-08-12T20:33:00Z")
Molly Highland. Yuck. Sounds like the porn star’s unattractive best friend.
'Scuse me while I put my hair in a bun and slip on the horn-rims.
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Uke
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### Author:  [@Mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mojo)
#### Post date: [August 12, 1999, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/5 "1999-08-12T20:36:00Z")
“Mommycat East Capital” doesn’t quite sound right.
My 2nd pet/street combo, “Bob Parkwood”, is better.
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### Author:  [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)
#### Post date: [August 12, 1999, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/6 "1999-08-12T20:44:00Z")
Sam Hillaire
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### Author:  [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)
#### Post date: [August 12, 1999, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/7 "1999-08-12T20:46:00Z")
Petey Madison
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To deal with men by force is as impractical as to deal with nature by persuasion.
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### Author:  [@topolino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/topolino)
#### Post date: [August 12, 1999, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/8 "1999-08-12T21:01:00Z")
Let’s see…
1st pet’s name: Rusty
Street where I grew up: Sunset
My middle name: Lynne
Rusty Sunset. Lynne Sunset. Rusty Lynne.
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### Author:  [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 12, 1999, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/9 "1999-08-12T21:03:00Z")
Cleo 94th Street. Not very sexy. All my addresses have been numerical, so this game just doesn’t work for me at all.
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### Author:  [@Gaudere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gaudere)
#### Post date: [August 12, 1999, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/10 "1999-08-12T21:03:00Z")
If we include middle names, I could be Rusty Joy. Sounds like a hoooker who hasn’t had a trick in a while.
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“Eppur, si muove!” - Galileo Galilei
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### Author:  [@Guy\_Propski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guy_Propski)
#### Post date: [August 12, 1999, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/11 "1999-08-12T21:08:00Z")
Bingo Clinton.
There’s a presidential joke in there, just waiting to be released…
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### Author:  [@Bluepony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluepony)
#### Post date: [August 12, 1999, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/12 "1999-08-12T21:08:00Z")
Snoopy McGregor?? Can I buy another vowel, Vanna??
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“…send lawyers, guns, and money…”
```
Warren Zevon
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### Author:  [@GregAtlanta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GregAtlanta)
#### Post date: [August 12, 1999, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/13 "1999-08-12T21:19:00Z")
Charley Roscoe
Now that’s a great porn star name.
– Greg, Atlanta
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### Author:  [@Lucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucky)
#### Post date: [August 12, 1999, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/14 "1999-08-12T21:20:00Z")
Gigi Cumberland. I think I may have found a new career.
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“I think it would be a great idea” Mohandas Ghandi’s answer when asked what he thought of Western civilization
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### Author:  [@Gail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gail)
#### Post date: [August 12, 1999, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/15 "1999-08-12T21:22:00Z")
Scratchy (he was a cat and I was six)
East River
Scratchy East River
Hmmm I don’t believe I’ll be a hooker any time soon.
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Gail
“Any major dude with half a heart surely will tell you, my friend–
Any minor world that breaks apart falls together again…”
-Steely Dan
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### Author:  [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)
#### Post date: [August 12, 1999, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/16 "1999-08-12T21:24:00Z")
Hmm…Gretel Old Stone.
Nope, I’m not becoming a porn star anytime soon either.
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### Author:  [@Xgemina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xgemina)
#### Post date: [August 12, 1999, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/17 "1999-08-12T21:33:00Z")
Sabrina Colorado…
Think I would need an operation to fit that name…
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“Nuts!”
Gen A.C. McAuliffe
“The general’s nuts.”
unknown 101st AB grunt
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### Author:  [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 12, 1999, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/18 "1999-08-12T21:45:00Z")
Mittens Route 3?
I’m gonna stick with “Buck Naked”.
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### Author:  [@SkeptiJess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkeptiJess)
#### Post date: [August 12, 1999, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/19 "1999-08-12T21:45:00Z")
Butch Derrick. Hmmm. Actually, if I were a man, that would knid of work, wouldn’t it?
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Jess
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Full of 'satiable curtiosity
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### Author:  [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)
#### Post date: [August 12, 1999, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/20 "1999-08-12T21:51:00Z")
Sherman Jung Shan Bei Lu?
Good thing my real porn star name is better.
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