# What's your "hooker name?"
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [August 12, 1999, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025 "1999-08-12T20:24:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)
#### Post date: [August 12, 1999, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/21 "1999-08-12T21:57:00Z")
Chin-Chin Tulane.
MAJOR drag queen!
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### Author:  [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)
#### Post date: [August 12, 1999, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/22 "1999-08-12T22:09:00Z")
Curly Goldrush
The question is, is Curly Goldrush a boy or girl?
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### Author:  [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)
#### Post date: [August 12, 1999, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/23 "1999-08-12T22:19:00Z")
Snowball Dodd…hmmmmm- possibilities??
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An optimist sees an opportunity in every calamity; A pessimist sees a calamity in every opportunity.
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [August 12, 1999, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/24 "1999-08-12T22:25:00Z")
Suzie Silverside. Hmmmmm…nah, not good.
Suzie Alger (Alger being the street we lived on when we got Suzie the dog)…yeah. That works. Maybe I could get on to one of those “older women” sites…
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### Author:  [@kanashimi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kanashimi)
#### Post date: [August 12, 1999, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/25 "1999-08-12T22:25:00Z")
If you use the first pet you remember:
Pipper Hastings.
If you use MY OWN first pet:
Kitty Hastings.
Hey, those are better than my real name!
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### Author:  [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)
#### Post date: [August 12, 1999, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/26 "1999-08-12T22:26:00Z")
Hey Jess, ya wanna trade?
Curly Goldrush…I don’t know about boy or girl, but I’m sure I could come up with the fetish specialty
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### Author:  [@kanashimi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kanashimi)
#### Post date: [August 12, 1999, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/27 "1999-08-12T22:29:00Z")
Christi - Suzie Silverside sounds great!!
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“With enough courage, you can do without a reputation.” - Rhett Butler
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### Author:  [@kanashimi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kanashimi)
#### Post date: [August 12, 1999, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/28 "1999-08-12T22:30:00Z")
Christi - Suzie Silverside sounds great!!
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“With enough courage, you can do without a reputation.” - Rhett Butler
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### Author:  [@kanashimi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kanashimi)
#### Post date: [August 12, 1999, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/29 "1999-08-12T22:31:00Z")
Oops, brainfart – sorry
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“With enough courage, you can do without a reputation.” - Rhett Butler
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### Author:  [@aseymayo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aseymayo)
#### Post date: [August 12, 1999, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/30 "1999-08-12T22:51:00Z")
My husband claims his is Buster Cherry.
I’m Marigold Cross - a sex kitten dominatrix?
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### Author:  [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)
#### Post date: [August 12, 1999, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/31 "1999-08-12T23:01:00Z")
“Rusty Greenwood”
Hmmm. Maybe I should shower more frequently.
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Carpe hoc!
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### Author:  [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)
#### Post date: [August 12, 1999, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/32 "1999-08-12T23:20:00Z")
Whiskers Rowell
Well, the Whiskers part… no, forget it, nothing sexy here 🙂
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“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy
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### Author:  [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)
#### Post date: [August 12, 1999, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/33 "1999-08-12T23:29:00Z")
Sooty Velvet-whiskers Riverway
(Private Parts or Seaman Staines sound better)
I was just a kid - he was a rabbit. One day he wasn’t there and my Mum said he’d gone to a better place. I thought he’d died - but no!
She told me years later that he was an ‘active’ bunny and so he went to a farm and fathered a lot of bunnies…
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### Author:  [@Schizm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Schizm)
#### Post date: [August 12, 1999, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/34 "1999-08-12T23:54:00Z")
Fluffy Hollow Circle
Damn, I’ve never heard of this game, but I thing mine turned out rather well.
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### Author:  [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)
#### Post date: [August 13, 1999, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/35 "1999-08-13T00:37:00Z")
This is too good. My first pet was a three legged cat we adopted from a stable. My porn name?
Tripod Everglade
Wanna guess the third leg? 😉
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“I guess it is possible for one person to make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn’t.”
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### Author:  [@SkeptiJess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkeptiJess)
#### Post date: [August 13, 1999, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/36 "1999-08-13T01:02:00Z")
\>\> Hey Jess, ya wanna trade?
Curly Goldrush…I don’t know about boy or girl, but I’m sure I could come up with the fetish specialty \<\<
## Nah… I’m thinking seriously about taking “Butch Derrick” to the chatrooms and masquerading as a man… Who knows? there might be a book in it!
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Jess
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Full of 'satiable curtiosity
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### Author:  [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)
#### Post date: [August 13, 1999, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/37 "1999-08-13T01:12:00Z")
## Miracle Front
Veni, Vidi, Visa … I came, I saw, I bought.
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### Author:  [@Louie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Louie)
#### Post date: [August 13, 1999, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/38 "1999-08-13T01:46:00Z")
Mosquita Cantrece. Sounds exotic.
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### Author:  [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)
#### Post date: [August 13, 1999, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/39 "1999-08-13T01:56:00Z")
Let’s see…
Pet’s name-Tippy
Street name-Canoe
That would make my “hooker” name…
This game is stupid.
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### Author:  [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)
#### Post date: [August 13, 1999, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/40 "1999-08-13T01:58:00Z")
Bruno Thicket here. The last name needs a little work.
Something similar I was taught on a trip to a friend’s cabin one time - First name = high school mascot, last name = mother’s maiden name to get your porn star name. By that convention my porno name is Bulldog Linn (I have a feeling that a few of the Georgia contingent will have “Bulldog” as a porno first name). Another guy on the trip had a porno name of “Ram Ramirez.” One couple showed up late. When the girl walked through the door, we asked her what her high school mascot was. She replied “Beaver.” Than we asked her mom’s maiden name. She said “Hunter.” We busted.
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