# What's your "hooker name?" **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 12, 1999, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025 "1999-08-12T20:24:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 1999, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/81 "1999-08-13T22:06:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Gigi Cumberland. Change that to cucumber and you may have something. > [@](#): > > Rusty Greenwood Which is it, rusty or green? Either way, your wood doesn’t sound good. > [@](#): > > Fluffy Hollow Circle I want that one. . . . :::whine::: > [@](#): > > Bruno Thicket I dunno Strainger, sounds like a porno name to me. My turn: My old English bulldog - Hymie Street - 5000 (south) Hymie 5000 ## Sounds more like a brand of jockstrap or a version of Kramer’s Bro/Manssiere. \>^,^\< KITTEN Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language. ---
**Author:** ![UncaStuart](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uncastuart/32/404_2.png) [@UncaStuart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncaStuart)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 1999, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/82 "1999-08-13T22:50:00Z")
Another “Rusty” coming, so to speak: pet+street–Rusty Horseshoe. Sounds like I shudda been in a Republic Western. mascot+maiden name–Falcon Stanfield. Sounds like the male interest in a bodice-ripper. middlename+street: Hartwell El Camino. Now I’m getting confused! ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 1999, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/83 "1999-08-13T22:56:00Z")
Goober Annaquatucket. ::sigh:: * * * Saint Eutychus [www.disneyshorts.org](http://www.disneyshorts.org) ---
**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 1999, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/84 "1999-08-14T01:24:00Z")
My mascot/Mom’s-maiden-name sounds more like a breakfast cereal: Musketeer Crisp My Jedi name? Call me… Trac-Ker of Camellite * * * Carpe hoc! ---
**Author:** ![Holly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/48db29/32.png) [@Holly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Holly)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 1999, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/85 "1999-08-14T01:31:00Z")
pet+street= Dusty Bough mascot+maiden name= Blue Devil Jacobson (?) middle name+current street= Elizabeth Carolina Jedi name= Pontiac from the planet Prozac 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Holly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/48db29/32.png) [@Holly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Holly)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 1999, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/86 "1999-08-14T01:35:00Z")
My husband’s are: Lady Milam Sandie Mosely Scott Carolina Jeep from the planet Ibuprofen ---
**Author:** ![Manduck2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9dc877/32.png) [@Manduck2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck2)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 1999, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/87 "1999-08-14T02:05:00Z")
Pet-street: Peppy Headquarters Mascot-maiden: Towhee Jones Jedi: Mustang Tobacco? ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 1999, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/88 "1999-08-14T03:32:00Z")
My Jedi Name: Cavalier of Caffeine Some of those names had me rolling LOL. I like this thread :). * * * “Raw to the floor like reservoir dogs” - A.V. Helden ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 1999, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/89 "1999-08-14T04:23:00Z")
No fair! Doobieous and I are the same Jedi! Anyway, for middle name + current street, I get Carol Willow. Our school was the Wildcats, so I’m not going there. And I’ve already done the whole pet/street thing. ---
**Author:** ![aseymayo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aseymayo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aseymayo)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 1999, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/90 "1999-08-14T04:30:00Z")
Contour of the planet Elavil, Goober Annaquatucket, Musketeer Crisp, Dusty Bough, and the inimitable Peppy Headquarters! Oh God, these just keep getting better and better. Jedi name - Ni Ssan of the planet…um…er…planet Herb. ---
**Author:** ![Imthecowgodmoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Imthecowgodmoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imthecowgodmoo)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 1999, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/91 "1999-08-14T04:49:00Z")
Ragamuffin Clayborne * * * “I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.” – Calvin and Hobbes ---
**Author:** ![kanashimi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/45deac/32.png) [@kanashimi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kanashimi)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 1999, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/92 "1999-08-14T04:55:00Z")
I’ve had such great fun on this thread, I took the game to work. All that played were mildly amused but it basically fell flat. What a bunch a protozoans. Thank God for you guys! I want more! * * * “With enough courage, you can do without a reputation.” - Rhett Butler ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 1999, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/93 "1999-08-14T06:29:00Z")
My husband: 1st Pet name + 1st street name = Marble Maple High school mascot + mother’s maiden name = Viking Saunders Middle name + current st. name = Brandon Ana Car + meds = Maverick Aleve * * * “I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy ---
**Author:** ![mr\_john](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@mr\_john](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mr_john)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 1999, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/94 "1999-08-14T07:01:00Z")
can i do car and the most likely drug at the time i had it? Thanks. Ford of al,Cohol (the)Datsun of canibis Rambler of Acid (each explains the other) Honda of caffiene (the)Dodge of Marlboro (now if we were using real planets…) Subaru of pepsin Colt of cyclobenzaprine fianally Voyager of Via this games no fun anymore! ---
**Author:** ![Gundhilde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecc23a/32.png) [@Gundhilde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundhilde)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 1999, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/95 "1999-08-14T16:12:00Z")
## let’s see, midname/street: Kay Margaret. nah, too old lady. ok, mascot/mother’s maiden: Lion Ropp pet/street: Tommy Margaret (well, if i were a guy…) combo of pets (just for fun): Boots McGruder, Tommy Nickel, Tuffy Snookums (hmm…), Pepper Penguin…this works slightly better for me! The one I like best is one of my friends’. Not funny, per se, but pretty good: Zvi Northbrook (midname/street). I’d use that one, if he doesn’t want it. “Who controls the past controls the future; who controls the present controls the past.” --1984 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 1999, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/96 "1999-08-15T05:02:00Z")
1st pet, 1st street: Blackie Breslyn later pet, later street: Ivy Glendale later pet, middle name: Boo Davis mascot, mom’s maiden: Wildcat Young car, drug: Sable Coffee This made my day! ---
**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 1999, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/97 "1999-08-14T19:17:00Z")
Believe it or not … Frisky Inlet. ---
**Author:** ![Heath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4af34b/32.png) [@Heath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heath)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 1999, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/98 "1999-08-14T21:08:00Z")
Pet/street: Cinder Jackson (yeah!) mascot/maiden: Fox (Foxy?) Blackburn (even better) middle/street: Michelle Fletcher (BOOORINGGG) ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 1999, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/99 "1999-08-14T22:07:00Z")
[qoute] Michelle Fletcher [/quote] Could be worse. You could be Michelle Felcher * * * \>^,^\< KITTEN Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language. ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 1999, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/100 "1999-08-15T06:44:00Z")
first pet + first street = Loki Bluejay 2nd pet + second street = Tigger Huntersknoll Mascot + MM Name = Cougar Reece Middle name + current street = Randolph Buttonwood Car + medication = Sebring of Ny Quil 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025.md?page=6)