# What's your "hooker name?"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 12, 1999, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025 "1999-08-12T20:24:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![Maitlandish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Maitlandish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maitlandish)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 1999, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/121 "1999-08-19T21:16:00Z")

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## Hooker name: Pandora Silver Spring Jedi name: Civ Ic of Ibu Pro Fin

Die, foul crouton!

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**Author:** ![No\_Me\_Ayudes\_Compadre](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/no_me_ayudes_compadre/32/5224_2.png) [@No\_Me\_Ayudes\_Compadre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/No_Me_Ayudes_Compadre)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 1999, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/122 "1999-08-23T05:46:00Z")

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I’m Frisky Sumac. My wife is Zeus Zapote.

My daughter would be Dixie Corregidora.

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 1999, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/123 "1999-08-22T18:17:00Z")

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Sasha Vine

via other methods I come up with  
Panther Nicholson  
Sparky Main (uh…)

I knew one for finding your Jedi name, but I can’t find it… I;ll look…

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**\>^,^\<**  
“Cluemobile? You’ve got a pickup…”  
OpalCat’s site: [http://fathom.org/opalcat](http://fathom.org/opalcat)  
The Teeming Millions Homepage: [fathom.org/teemingmillions](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions)

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 1999, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/124 "1999-08-22T19:02:00Z")

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[should clarify: I knew a _different_ one for your Jedi name. It was more complicated.]

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**\>^,^\<**  
“Cluemobile? You’ve got a pickup…”  
OpalCat’s site: [http://fathom.org/opalcat](http://fathom.org/opalcat)  
The Teeming Millions Homepage: [fathom.org/teemingmillions](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions)

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**Author:** ![DougC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7feea3/32.png) [@DougC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DougC)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 1999, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/125 "1999-08-22T19:59:00Z")

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- 
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    - If your street’s a number, you just reverse the order. Hence you have 94th Street Cleo. Now where’d my wallet go? - MC

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**Author:** ![AzRaek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/azraek/32/16739_2.png) [@AzRaek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AzRaek)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 1999, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/126 "1999-08-23T03:10:00Z")

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Pet+first street= Spencer Thayer. Sounds like a spy.  
Mascot+Mom’s maiden name= Buffalo Olson…in the heart of America…  
Middle name+current Street= Inga Hialeah. The Vikings made it to Hawaii?  
Jedi name= Sunbird of Ty Lenol

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**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 1999, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/127 "1999-08-23T03:23:00Z")

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This thread is hilarious…

Various combinations of pets & streets:  
DC Clarke - sounds like a writer  
Blossom 5th Ave - hmmm, make that  
5th Ave Blossom - wasn’t that a character in Guys & Dolls

Mascot + MM Name = Panther Padgett … Naw  
Middle name + current street = Renee Lemon

And my jedi name is Mirage of Xenical (sounds more like a fantasy warrior character - you know, the kind that only wears a little bit of tattered fabric over the important parts 😉 )

Using Leslie’s method:  
Briha Pafor, Kcacolt of Orlistat

Remind me to use that in a book (if I ever write one). Maybe I’ll use Renee Lemon for my pseudonym.

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**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 1999, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/128 "1999-09-18T04:11:00Z")

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Igor Fish Ranch (?)

A little tough; maybe some specialty films…

'Nother try: Misty Enfield

Might work, if I was female…

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**Author:** ![Gundhilde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecc23a/32.png) [@Gundhilde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundhilde)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 1999, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/129 "1999-09-18T16:00:00Z")

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Emibe Ropeo, Lletaurus of Tetracycline?

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“Who controls the past controls the future; who controls the present controls the past.” --1984

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 1999, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/130 "1999-09-18T16:18:00Z")

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i gotta go with middle name, current street (shady Arbor Lane, shortened to Shady):

Christopher Shady. Very Cool.

My Jedi Name is Erise Mijac Elacamero of Ibuprofin.

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You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

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**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 1999, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/131 "1999-09-18T16:35:00Z")

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My porn name isn’t very interesting, “Sally Mockingbird”  
My Star Wars name, however, is great:  
Liser Brati, Rekcorvair of Formula 44D.

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**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 1999, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/132 "1999-09-19T05:01:00Z")

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Omigod…  
1st pet: Friskie (hey, my mom named the dog)  
Street: Bruce St.  
Yep, Friskie Bruce. Sprayed a mouthful of wine across the 'puter when I worked it out.  
The second street I lived on is slightly less dire: Friskie Meadowlark.  
{shudder}

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**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 1999, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/133 "1999-09-19T05:48:00Z")

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Leslie, you are a genius. I morphed into (drum roll):

Avake Hucin Retvaliant of Hyzaar

Now that is a name that demands respect and croggles spellchecks everywhere. Thanks!

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**Author:** ![\_android209](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/a9a28c/32.png) [@\_android209](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_android209)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-hooker-name/8025/134 "2000-06-27T23:44:39Z")

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