# What's your J. Lo name?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [December 5, 2002, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707 "2002-12-05T15:57:35Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/1 "2002-12-05T15:57:35Z")
A friend asked me if Ben Affleck is going to change his name to “B. Af” when he and Miss Lopez get married. I realized with some delight that my J. Lo name would be “E. Go!”
What’s yours?
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### Author:  [@airdisc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/airdisc)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/2 "2002-12-05T16:01:37Z")
“N St.”
Sounds like a street name.
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### Author:  [@Spooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spooky)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/3 "2002-12-05T16:04:18Z")
I’d be “C. Mc.”
I kinda like it.
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### Author:  [@skittles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/skittles)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/4 "2002-12-05T16:07:12Z")
Mine would be “M Wo.”
I think I’ll stick to skittles!!! 😃
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### Author:  [@Silentgoldfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silentgoldfish)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/5 "2002-12-05T16:08:50Z")
A Ro.
Hmm. That actually works… maybe a username change is in order 🙂
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### Author:  [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/6 "2002-12-05T16:15:06Z")
W. Ak
That kinda rocks, actually. I’m wak!
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### Author:  [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/7 "2002-12-05T16:15:35Z")
D. La
Hey…that’s not too shabby!
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### Author:  [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/8 "2002-12-05T16:16:47Z")
S-Sim.
Sounds like a video game character. Bleah.
(Hijack-when the Dallas Cowboys demoted their starting quarterback, Quincy Carter a.k.a. Q-Car, and put Chad Hutchinson in, one local sports radio station was debating nicknames for him. C-Hutch just sounded weird … Then a listener suggested monosyllabalising it to ‘Chutch’. It seems to be catching on, for God-knows-what reason. 🙂 )
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### Author:  [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/9 "2002-12-05T16:18:08Z")
N. Ja
Um, enya? N Jah? The Little N Ja that Could? I dunno. Think I’ll stick with what I gots.
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### Author:  [@SaxFace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaxFace)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/10 "2002-12-05T16:18:29Z")
M. Bur
I LOVE IT!! 🙂
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### Author:  [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/11 "2002-12-05T16:20:51Z")
M. Co
Sounds like a generic corporation in a bad Saturday afternoon movie.
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### Author:  [@beegirl13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beegirl13)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/12 "2002-12-05T16:21:17Z")
K. My
It sounds like a sentence that needs finishing. Or maybe starting, too.
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### Author:  [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/13 "2002-12-05T16:21:37Z")
D. Bo.
Not bad…
🆒
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### Author:  [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/14 "2002-12-05T16:21:54Z")
M. Rez. Gotta love it. Maybe I should start an industrial band…
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### Author:  [@Ceejaytee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ceejaytee)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/15 "2002-12-05T16:23:33Z")
C. Seid
Seaside! That’s fabulous!
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### Author:  [@XJETGIRLX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XJETGIRLX)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/16 "2002-12-05T16:25:28Z")
B. La
Blah?
ergh.
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### Author:  [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/17 "2002-12-05T16:27:04Z")
B. Ash
I’m liking it.
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/18 "2002-12-05T16:27:28Z")
Damn! This is no good. My name would come out “S. Wil” – that’s “SWILL”!
If I use my DoperName I sound like something out of a Cordwainer Smith story.
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### Author:  [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/19 "2002-12-05T16:31:57Z")
N. Chi, unless you’re using my nickname, then it’d be T. Chi.
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/20 "2002-12-05T16:32:29Z")
M Car… which is only slightly more swift than a K Car.
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