# What's your J. Lo name?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [December 5, 2002, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707 "2002-12-05T15:57:35Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Broken\_Doll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@Broken\_Doll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Doll)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2002, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/181 "2002-12-10T02:43:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ems \*  
> **E Co**

how odd! I’m E. Co as well. I think Echo would be an excellent rap name for me.

As for my P Diddy name: E Coli …😃

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### Author: ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2002, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/182 "2002-12-10T13:13:57Z")

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My J.Lo Doper Name is A.Xa. My real name is a positive C.An.

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### Author: ![SkepticRob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@SkepticRob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkepticRob)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2002, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/183 "2002-12-10T16:06:47Z")

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R. Be

Not sure if I like the roast beef association…

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### Author: ![RaginAzn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9fc348/32.png) [@RaginAzn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaginAzn)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2002, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/184 "2002-12-10T18:17:05Z")

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J Ch… Damnit, I got gypped!

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### Author: ![pookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ebca7d/32.png) [@pookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pookie)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2002, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/185 "2002-12-10T21:32:47Z")

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A. Ho

Please don’t laugh.

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### Author: ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2002, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/186 "2002-12-10T22:15:56Z")

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K Sa…

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### Author: ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2002, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/187 "2002-12-10T22:51:33Z")

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Mine’s R. Ar  
Grrr.

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### Author: ![robertwa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e9a140/32.png) [@robertwa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robertwa)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2002, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/188 "2002-12-10T22:52:38Z")

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R. Ay

“Quicker than a ray of light…”

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### Author: ![syncrolecyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f08c70/32.png) [@syncrolecyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/syncrolecyne)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2002, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/189 "2002-12-10T23:40:14Z")

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J-Star

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### Author: ![BelZarak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea666f/32.png) [@BelZarak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BelZarak)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2002, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/190 "2002-12-10T23:57:53Z")

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C. Bra

Just the right size. 🙂

-Belz

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### Author: ![Firebat023](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a4c791/32.png) [@Firebat023](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Firebat023)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2002, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/191 "2002-12-11T00:05:46Z")

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J. Ra.

That’s fantastic!

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### Author: ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2002, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/192 "2002-12-11T00:49:55Z")

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G. Duke. Not so exciting, methinks. Maybe G.Du would have extra flavour.

At the last place I worked we actually called our office J.Lo wannabe “A Pen,” amended to “A Sal” when she reverted to her maiden name.

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### Author: ![Caught\_Work](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@Caught\_Work](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caught_Work)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2002, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/193 "2002-12-11T01:44:17Z")

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P. Ta  
If pronounced as Pee and Taa is exactly the same as my given first name of Peter, so I’m nothing unusual at all.

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### Author: ![Landshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/77aa72/32.png) [@Landshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Landshark)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2002, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/194 "2002-12-11T02:27:37Z")

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J. Cr

Which is useless, unless I can add the next letter, than I have:

J. Cra

“Jay-Craw”?

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### Author: ![vix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a88e4f/32.png) [@vix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vix)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2002, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/195 "2002-12-11T02:30:30Z")

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V. Io

It works if you pronounce Io the Italian way (“yo”).

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### Author: ![Solofax9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Solofax9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Solofax9)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2002, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/196 "2002-12-11T06:19:03Z")

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I kinda like mine . . . D. Va

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### Author: ![Kyomara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8edcca/32.png) [@Kyomara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyomara)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2002, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/197 "2002-12-11T06:40:50Z")

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Oddly enough, mine is (actually)

**J-Hi**

No lie.

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### Author: ![Captain\_Xex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/76d3ee/32.png) [@Captain\_Xex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Xex)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2002, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/198 "2002-12-11T07:00:58Z")

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Goatse. Cx

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### Author: ![macabresoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e68b1a/32.png) [@macabresoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/macabresoul)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2002, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/199 "2002-12-11T07:37:13Z")

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R-Si

RC, like those litle rc cars… neat yea neat

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### Author: ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2002, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/200 "2002-12-11T07:53:27Z")

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I am, appropriately enough, J. Lo’s Japanese cousin.

J. Ro

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