# What's your J. Lo name? **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707 **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share **Created:** [December 5, 2002, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707 "2002-12-05T15:57:35Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 2
### Author: ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/21 "2002-12-05T16:34:24Z")
J. Mo Don’t like it. ---
### Author: ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/22 "2002-12-05T16:34:56Z")
D. Ha ---
### Author: ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/23 "2002-12-05T16:35:14Z")
M We sounds like baby-talk for Emily… No thanks ---
### Author: ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/24 "2002-12-05T16:36:24Z")
or like you’re singing “The Lion Sleeps Tonite”. ---
### Author: ![dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorkusmalorkusmafia/32/7266_2.png) [@dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorkusmalorkusmafia) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/25 "2002-12-05T16:37:32Z")
P-Ha. Sounds kinda like some watersport fantasy gone wrong. ---
### Author: ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/26 "2002-12-05T16:42:54Z")
D. Mar Not funny at all darn it. ---
### Author: ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/27 "2002-12-05T16:45:58Z")
KFA or KFR, and that sounds like a fast food chain. ---
### Author: ![EchoKitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@EchoKitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EchoKitty) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/28 "2002-12-05T16:46:45Z")
My J. Lo name is K. Sa, which is kinda dull. If I adopt the “Snoop Doggy-Dog” approach to stage-naming, I could be “Wimp Hooney-Hoon” or “Old Geezer-Geez” or “Ec-Kitty-Kat”. ---
### Author: ![Biba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Biba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biba) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/29 "2002-12-05T16:47:34Z")
Fortunately my married name makes me A. Wil, otherwise I’d be A. Ho! ---
### Author: ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/30 "2002-12-05T16:49:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eve \* > **A friend asked me if Ben Affleck is going to change his name to “B. Af” when he and Miss Lopez get married. I realized with some delight that my J. Lo name would be "E. Go!"** There aren’t enough letters - it’s “B-Atch” ---
### Author: ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/31 "2002-12-05T16:50:13Z")
Ha, Biba it sounds like you’re mad at someone. ---
### Author: ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/32 "2002-12-05T16:51:10Z")
P Le – hmmm… no sir. I don’t like it! Sounds like a fetish sex game…\ ---
### Author: ![Marconi\_Schmeese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea666f/32.png) [@Marconi\_Schmeese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marconi_Schmeese) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/33 "2002-12-05T16:55:33Z")
K. Ha! But it’s not that funny. Really, it’s not. ---
### Author: ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/34 "2002-12-05T16:57:19Z")
B. Ge Not only is at a band name, it’s a 70’s disco band name. ---
### Author: ![grey\_ideas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/dfb087/32.png) [@grey\_ideas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grey_ideas) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/35 "2002-12-05T16:58:43Z")
M Pe - I am not liking that! Bleugh! Just as well I don’t have any dreams to ascend to the dizzying heights of popstardom ---
### Author: ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/36 "2002-12-05T16:59:51Z")
R. Smo which is close to a nick I use anyway. But that “R” just doesn’t roll off the tongue ☹ ---
### Author: ![In\_Conceivable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@In\_Conceivable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/In_Conceivable) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/37 "2002-12-05T17:00:24Z")
My doper name would be **I. Co**. Sounds like a drug store. ---
### Author: ![XJETGIRLX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9fc29f/32.png) [@XJETGIRLX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XJETGIRLX) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/38 "2002-12-05T17:03:35Z")
Oh, I forgot my maiden name: B. Me I like that better :😁: ---
### Author: ![Loopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loopus/32/15343_2.png) [@Loopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopus) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/39 "2002-12-05T17:05:00Z")
R. Me. Sounds like army… ---
### Author: ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/40 "2002-12-05T17:06:02Z")
O. Jo Kinda sounds like something you’d hear at a sports arena. Batting 6th for the Springfield Isotopes, O Jooooooooooooooooo. (roar of the crowd) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707.md?page=3)