# What's your J. Lo name? **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707 **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share **Created:** [December 5, 2002, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707 "2002-12-05T15:57:35Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 3
### Author: ![JessEnigma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cdc98d/32.png) [@JessEnigma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JessEnigma) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/41 "2002-12-05T17:06:49Z")
J. Gi. Hmm. I don’t think I like this very much, either way I try to pronounce it. ---
### Author: ![Jessity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c67d28/32.png) [@Jessity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jessity) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/42 "2002-12-05T17:07:29Z")
Mine would actually be. . . J. Wo. I’m not sure how I feel about that. ---
### Author: ![dono](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e0b2c6/32.png) [@dono](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dono) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/43 "2002-12-05T17:07:40Z")
D. Og Woof! ---
### Author: ![fizgig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f04885/32.png) [@fizgig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizgig) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/44 "2002-12-05T17:12:18Z")
D. Le or N. Le. I think I will ape around the office insisting that everyone address me as D. Le. What’s the Deeelio?! ---
### Author: ![NYR407](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@NYR407](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NYR407) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/45 "2002-12-05T17:14:27Z")
Well depending if we are supposed to use only the first two letters of your last name or the first sylable of your first name. So I am either J Ma or J Mar (not much of a difference though) ---
### Author: ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/46 "2002-12-05T17:19:02Z")
I’d be **Jimmy Wee**. I have called my younger sister **Tracker B** for about the last 15 years, too. ---
### Author: ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/47 "2002-12-05T17:23:41Z")
E Ve. ---
### Author: ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/48 "2002-12-05T17:27:08Z")
LoCo Heeeeeeey! :mad: ---
### Author: ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/49 "2002-12-05T17:31:35Z")
!!! ---
### Author: ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/50 "2002-12-05T17:39:52Z")
K. Cam or K. Ca It depends upon whether we’re using the “first syllable” method or the “first two letters” method. ---
### Author: ![Bjorn240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a5b964/32.png) [@Bjorn240](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bjorn240) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/51 "2002-12-05T17:49:18Z")
B Ed I’m going by “B Ed” from now on. Or maybe “B, Ed.” ---
### Author: ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/52 "2002-12-05T17:52:40Z")
K. Es Which is better than if I use my first name, M. Es ---
### Author: ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/53 "2002-12-05T18:02:57Z")
Maiden - S Bu (or S Bum) Married - S Os (HELP!) ---
### Author: ![Grasshopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f19dbf/32.png) [@Grasshopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grasshopper) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/54 "2002-12-05T18:10:09Z")
A Ol, as in rhymes with a-hole. Lovely. Also AOL, woo! ---
### Author: ![cichlidiot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f9b8f/32.png) [@cichlidiot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cichlidiot) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/55 "2002-12-05T18:12:29Z")
Your S. Os after marriage cracks me up **Silver Fire**! 😃 Mine is boring old, H. Br or H. Bro. Hmm, makes me think of Hasbro. That’s right, I’m the baddest toy-seller on the block, yo. ---
### Author: ![blanx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f04885/32.png) [@blanx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blanx) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/56 "2002-12-05T18:23:49Z")
First name- (which I don’t use) E. Bla Middle name- J Bla “jibla?” some obscene part of the turkey? ---
### Author: ![c\_carol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@c\_carol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_carol) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/57 "2002-12-05T18:44:43Z")
C. St. Sounds more like an address than a name. ---
### Author: ![Gravity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gravity/32/14322_2.png) [@Gravity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gravity) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/58 "2002-12-05T18:47:02Z")
K. La It’s a name, but it’s not my name. Oooo, the fun. ---
### Author: ![Politzania](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3ab097/32.png) [@Politzania](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Politzania) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/59 "2002-12-05T18:48:10Z")
I’m either T - Mo (married) or T - Sta (maiden) It’s the closest to cool I’ll ever get… ---
### Author: ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/60 "2002-12-05T19:00:12Z")
C. Zo “Scissors” in French. I’m sharp. I cut. Don’t run with me. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707.md?page=4)