# What's your J. Lo name? **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707 **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share **Created:** [December 5, 2002, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707 "2002-12-05T15:57:35Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 4
### Author: ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/61 "2002-12-05T19:11:29Z")
E. Gel. _Fly like an E. Gel, To the seeeeeea…_ ---
### Author: ![epolo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b487fb/32.png) [@epolo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/epolo) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/62 "2002-12-05T19:17:28Z")
E Po or just possibly E Polo ---
### Author: ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/63 "2002-12-05T19:20:03Z")
Green Bean, I’m glad clarified that. I was thinking G as in George (J sound), not G as in Gore. First name is Robert, I go by Bob… I prefer B McC (pronounced as “Bee Mc See” over R McC. It has a nice little rhyme to it. E3 ---
### Author: ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/64 "2002-12-05T19:28:24Z")
E. Wal Which sounds like some sort of freshwater fish. ---
### Author: ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/65 "2002-12-05T19:35:54Z")
A. Rem Hmm, not doing much for me. Though it is an anagram of “ream.” Also “mare.” Uh, I don’t like where this is heading… ---
### Author: ![SCSimmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/66 "2002-12-05T19:36:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SCSimmons \* > \*\*Then a listener suggested monosyllabalising it to ‘Chutch’. \*\* [hijack]Hey-is ‘monosyllabalize’ a word? I hope not-I’d love to have coined a word that reeks with so much irony![/hijack] ---
### Author: ![Amok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f17d59/32.png) [@Amok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amok) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/67 "2002-12-05T20:00:35Z")
Oddly enough, my J. Lo name is… B. En ---
### Author: ![av8rmike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/edb3f5/32.png) [@av8rmike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/av8rmike) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/68 "2002-12-05T20:17:23Z")
M. Cat great, I’m a test. Maybe Ben will change his name to B. Affy, like P. Diddy ---
### Author: ![Miss\_Gretchen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Miss\_Gretchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Gretchen) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/69 "2002-12-05T20:35:33Z")
Er, mine would be G. Ad, but I’m not about to undertake any holy wars anytime soon. ---
### Author: ![knarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@knarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knarf) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/70 "2002-12-05T20:46:12Z")
F. Me Wow, I’ve actually said that before 🙂 ---
### Author: ![jessicala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@jessicala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jessicala) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/71 "2002-12-05T20:47:21Z")
J. La Hence the username. [sub]and no, I didn’t borrow it from her; I didn’t hear of her going by that name until after I’d registered.[/sub] ---
### Author: ![Banger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@Banger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banger) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/72 "2002-12-05T20:50:33Z")
A. Ba Too close to “Abba” for my liking. A. Ba daba doo!!! ---
### Author: ![h.sapiens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e0b2c6/32.png) [@h.sapiens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h.sapiens) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/73 "2002-12-05T21:05:21Z")
J. Gr or J Gre Yick, either way. ---
### Author: ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/74 "2002-12-05T21:09:43Z")
J. Way (which is in fact what one of my underlings calles me). ---
### Author: ![Birds\_On\_A\_Bat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@Birds\_On\_A\_Bat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Birds_On_A_Bat) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/75 "2002-12-05T21:12:09Z")
J Bro. Cause I’m a _Jive Soul Bro!_ Sorry, that was a stupid 80’s wrestling reference. I’ll never do it again. ---
### Author: ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/76 "2002-12-05T21:17:53Z")
B-Pi, which I intend on spelling in Greek: **[symbol]b[/symbol]-[symbol]p[/symbol]** ---
### Author: ![LittleBabyNothing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b38774/32.png) [@LittleBabyNothing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LittleBabyNothing) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/77 "2002-12-05T21:19:26Z")
Mine would be H. Bla or D. Bla depending on whether i use my middle or first names. Not very impressive are they? ---
### Author: ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/78 "2002-12-05T21:19:35Z")
With the first syllable it would be K-Fron. And that sounds like a hairstyle…or a cussing. ---
### Author: ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/79 "2002-12-05T21:38:22Z")
A-Er Mine makes no sense at all. ---
### Author: ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/80 "2002-12-05T21:38:29Z")
J. Spi., woman of mystery… I kinda like it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707.md?page=5)