# What's your J. Lo name? **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707 **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share **Created:** [December 5, 2002, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707 "2002-12-05T15:57:35Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 5
### Author: ![bibliophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@bibliophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophile) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/81 "2002-12-05T21:45:49Z")
A Ag - I don’t like it. It sounds like I’m choking. ---
### Author: ![Snooze35](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Snooze35](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooze35) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/82 "2002-12-05T21:48:45Z")
I Ki Icky? as in yuck, very dissappointing. ---
### Author: ![RadioWave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/91b2a8/32.png) [@RadioWave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RadioWave) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/83 "2002-12-05T22:30:58Z")
I know a guy named Paul Nis. I Can’t believe I never thought of this before 🙂 ---
### Author: ![Vixenation](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/278dde/32.png) [@Vixenation](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vixenation) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/84 "2002-12-05T22:38:59Z")
I’m A Ha. \ Take on me…\ ---
### Author: ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/85 "2002-12-05T23:20:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cosmopolitan \* > \*\*K. Cam or K. Ca > > It depends upon whether we’re using the “first syllable” method or the “first two letters” method. \*\* Hey, me, too, using my maiden name. K. Ca. sounds like something a Baby Doper did in their diaper. With my married name, I’m K. De. or K. Del. ---
### Author: ![stargazer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@stargazer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stargazer) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/86 "2002-12-05T23:27:55Z")
A. Sc. How would I even pronounce that? Ask? Ace? Ace-k? Maiden name would be A. Be. 'Don’t know about that one, either. Abe? Ay-bee? Abby? Hey, I like Abby! Maybe this has potential, after all… ---
### Author: ![Dragonblink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Dragonblink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragonblink) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/87 "2002-12-05T23:30:29Z")
R. Vo makes me sound kinda Australian … 😃 ---
### Author: ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/88 "2002-12-05T23:34:49Z")
M El. Isn’t that an Israeli airline? ---
### Author: ![mkl12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@mkl12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mkl12) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/89 "2002-12-05T23:47:15Z")
M Kl. That’s already in my username. 🙂 But somehow it doesn’t sound good. ---
### Author: ![Flowerchild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/858c86/32.png) [@Flowerchild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flowerchild) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/90 "2002-12-05T23:48:48Z")
L. Bi ---
### Author: ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/91 "2002-12-05T23:56:41Z")
S Ma or SMar? That is too pointless! ---
### Author: ![Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e56c9b/32.png) [@Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mirror_Image_egamI_rorriM) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/92 "2002-12-05T23:57:03Z")
L. Hel I like it. It rhymes and it’s an anagram of “hell.” How intriguing. ---
### Author: ![lothos2002](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/df788c/32.png) [@lothos2002](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lothos2002) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/93 "2002-12-05T23:57:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silentgoldfish \* > \*\*A Ro. > > Hmm. That actually works… maybe a username change is in order 🙂 \*\* MINE TOOO!!! And I like it. I’ll start answering the phone like that! ---
### Author: ![Gopher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gopher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gopher) #### Post date: [December 5, 2002, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/94 "2002-12-05T23:57:33Z")
K. Li! That’s half of my name already. I love having a short name. ---
### Author: ![Hattrick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/34f0e0/32.png) [@Hattrick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hattrick) #### Post date: [December 6, 2002, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/95 "2002-12-06T00:14:27Z")
hmmmm mines. J. Mi hmmm a new name I never thought of my self as a jamie. ---
### Author: ![Siegfried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Siegfried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siegfried) #### Post date: [December 6, 2002, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/96 "2002-12-06T00:22:03Z")
Mine would be **C. Ho**. As in **C. Ho**. See **Ho** run. Run **Ho** run! ---
### Author: ![TJdude825](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dec6dc/32.png) [@TJdude825](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJdude825) #### Post date: [December 6, 2002, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/97 "2002-12-06T00:27:29Z")
T. Brei (or maybe T. Br) It’s a long i, so it rhymes with me-pie, not me-see… ---
### Author: ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip) #### Post date: [December 6, 2002, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/98 "2002-12-06T00:29:28Z")
err mine would be J. de Ho if only I could live up to such lofty expectation with such a name. ---
### Author: ![ladybug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@ladybug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladybug) #### Post date: [December 6, 2002, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/99 "2002-12-06T00:53:08Z")
Mine would be A. Sla. ---
### Author: ![Minor\_Irritant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Minor\_Irritant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minor_Irritant) #### Post date: [December 6, 2002, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/100 "2002-12-06T01:02:17Z")
R. Lo. 'Cause you can have anything you want, at Alice’s Restaurant… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707.md?page=6)