# What's your J. Lo name?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [December 5, 2002, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707 "2002-12-05T15:57:35Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 6
### Author:  [@hegel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hegel)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2002, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/101 "2002-12-06T01:06:52Z")
G. Pee. Seriously. I’m going by that, from now on. And, just so you know, I’m real. I’m still G. from the block. My love don’t cost a thing, either.
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### Author:  [@Iguana\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iguana_Boy)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2002, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/102 "2002-12-06T01:18:20Z")
D. Mo
Not too bad!
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### Author:  [@Arcite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arcite)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2002, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/103 "2002-12-06T01:35:05Z")
J. Mc.
Unpronouncable, as far as I’m concerned.
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### Author:  [@Jpeg\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jpeg_Jones)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2002, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/104 "2002-12-06T01:40:57Z")
Conversely, you could find out what your [Jon B](http://www.jonbmusic.com/) name is.
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### Author:  [@dinahmoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dinahmoe)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2002, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/105 "2002-12-06T01:45:23Z")
M. O’Ma.
I’m Modern, I’m Artsy!!
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### Author:  [@Slainte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slainte)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2002, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/106 "2002-12-06T01:46:42Z")
B. Be - hehe, like a gun.
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### Author:  [@OxyMoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OxyMoron)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2002, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/107 "2002-12-06T01:47:36Z")
C. Jo.
Not bad, even if it does sound like an instruction.
Or maybe short for Cujo?
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### Author:  [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2002, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/108 "2002-12-06T02:16:39Z")
K. Do
Sorta like Play-Doh. Mold me, baby.
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### Author:  [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2002, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/109 "2002-12-06T02:19:20Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by OxyMoron \*
> C. Jo.
>
> Or maybe short for Cujo?
Actually, Curtis Joseph’s (goalie for the Red Wings) nickname IS Cujo. You dawg!
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### Author:  [@Kelly\_H](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kelly_H)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2002, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/110 "2002-12-06T02:57:36Z")
K. Ha or K. Har. Sounds like it belongs in a old scifi movie. The Wrath of K.har!
Is anyone K. Has?
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### Author:  [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2002, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/111 "2002-12-06T05:16:14Z")
K. Po.
A friend of mine is R. Ho. 🙂
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### Author:  [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2002, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/112 "2002-12-06T05:26:27Z")
S. Ha.
Not bad, not bad…
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### Author:  [@Manatee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manatee)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2002, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/113 "2002-12-06T06:03:58Z")
Yo, yo, yo! T. Mel in the house!
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### Author:  [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2002, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/114 "2002-12-06T06:06:54Z")
C. Be
or
C. Bec
Maiden name
C. Tu
or
C. Tur (sounds like an usher to me… C-Tur… seater… nevermind)
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### Author:  [@Pollo\_Boyo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pollo_Boyo)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2002, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/115 "2002-12-06T08:02:01Z")
M. Sla – good lord I sound like a condement. Mmmm…Sla.
If I have to have one, I’ll go with P. Bo. That I can stand. 🙂
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### Author:  [@Wikkit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wikkit)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2002, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/116 "2002-12-06T08:44:48Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by porcupine \*
> \*\*B. Ash
>
> I’m liking it. \*\*
OG B.ASH!
Sorry.
I’m da B. Bro! B. Bro in da hizzouze! All y’all beeatches hail da B. Bro!
Or maybe it’s a robot. BeBro, your plastic pal who’s fun to be with.
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### Author:  [@AbsolutelyStark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbsolutelyStark)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2002, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/117 "2002-12-06T11:39:36Z")
H. Si
Looks kinda stupid…
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### Author:  [@Coil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coil)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2002, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/118 "2002-12-06T12:09:49Z")
I´m A. En. Not very much to say about that. Though I felt that I had to look through the entire thread to see if there were any D. Oh´s out there.
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### Author:  [@zimmdogg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zimmdogg)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2002, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/119 "2002-12-06T12:48:31Z")
S. Zim.
Nope, doesn’t do much.
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### Author:  [@F.Prefect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/F.Prefect)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2002, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/120 "2002-12-06T13:11:28Z")
I’m J. Co, M. Co and I. Co’s arch rival in the world of adult toy companies.
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