# What's your J. Lo name?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [December 5, 2002, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707 "2002-12-05T15:57:35Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 7
### Author:  [@Oblong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oblong)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2002, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/121 "2002-12-06T13:41:21Z")
R. Lo. fo rme too.
My wfe is J. Lo. and they call her that at work.
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### Author:  [@HerMajestyLorna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HerMajestyLorna)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2002, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/122 "2002-12-06T14:36:33Z")
I am L. Qu…or L. Qua…or L. Quan?
Which is right first two letters, first three, or first syllable?
Well, it’s ugly either way…
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### Author:  [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2002, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/123 "2002-12-06T17:00:27Z")
E Co
mmmm think I like it! 😃
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### Author:  [@OldBroad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldBroad)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2002, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/124 "2002-12-06T18:07:33Z")
M. Fo
Slide right into da hood.
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### Author:  [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2002, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/125 "2002-12-06T18:36:54Z")
Maiden… K. Hu
Err…no.
Married… K. Fe or K. Fer
K. Fer sounds way too hilbilly 😛
online
O. Ca or O. Cat
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### Author:  [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2002, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/126 "2002-12-06T18:43:57Z")
Dubya Ma.
I don’t like it. Sounds like Yo Yo’s boneheaded kid brother.
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### Author:  [@Witch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Witch)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2002, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/127 "2002-12-06T18:47:17Z")
And , just when you thought it was safe, here comes K Co.
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### Author:  [@Dante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dante)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2002, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/128 "2002-12-06T18:47:49Z")
C.We
I think that’s Welsh for “the look you get on your face just when you realize you’ve put your underwear on backwards.”
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### Author:  [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2002, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/129 "2002-12-06T19:02:31Z")
E Ba
Proof I spend way too much time on the internet.
Or, the cry of a demented sheep.
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### Author:  [@baltotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/baltotop)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2002, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/130 "2002-12-06T19:59:37Z")
R Co.
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### Author:  [@Peach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peach)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2002, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/131 "2002-12-06T21:51:55Z")
S.Go
Its okay.
mmmm? I like Eve’s name better…EGO!
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### Author:  [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2002, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/132 "2002-12-06T21:54:57Z")
.
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### Author:  [@The\_Man\_Who](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_Who)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2002, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/133 "2002-12-07T00:22:13Z")
M. Me.
-Myron
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### Author:  [@JerseyDiamond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JerseyDiamond)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2002, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/134 "2002-12-07T01:06:44Z")
E. Mo checking in… 😃
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### Author:  [@Crispy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crispy)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2002, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/135 "2002-12-07T01:28:19Z")
C. Ol
Blech! I need something better.
If I use my middle name:
C. Lai
or
L. Ol
I kinda like C. Lai
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### Author:  [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2002, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/136 "2002-12-07T01:28:24Z")
M. Ra
That settles it, there is nothing cool about my name at all. Sigh.
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### Author:  [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2002, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/137 "2002-12-07T01:48:33Z")
K. Oh
Yeah, go ahead and say it, because I haven’t heard enough clever boxing jokes in my life. 🙂
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### Author:  [@cainxinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cainxinth)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2002, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/138 "2002-12-07T02:20:08Z")
D. Fe
sounds like a martial art.
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### Author:  [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2002, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/139 "2002-12-07T02:45:10Z")
A. Sh.
I guess “Ash” isn’t so bad 🙂
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### Author:  [@Lady\_Juliet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Juliet)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2002, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/140 "2002-12-07T04:35:10Z")
Gah!
W. Ar
“War”… Now that’s comforting.
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