# What's your J. Lo name?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [December 5, 2002, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707 "2002-12-05T15:57:35Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Rushgeekgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rushgeekgirl)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2002, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/141 "2002-12-07T04:47:40Z")
C. Step
How boring!
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### Author:  [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2002, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/142 "2002-12-07T05:22:38Z")
Using the first syllable method, my maiden name is J. Joe. (Spelled Geo, but pronounced Joe.) My married name (which I shan’t actually have for another year or two, but I like it better) would be J. Bay. (Ba, with a long A.)
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### Author:  [@okielady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/okielady)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2002, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/143 "2002-12-07T06:06:57Z")
P. Lo (maiden)
P. Co (married)
O. La (online)
Hmmm. Pico or Ole (or Hola, depending on how you pronounce the “a”)
Either way I’m the whitest Hispanic in history. 🙂
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### Author:  [@DMC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMC)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2002, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/144 "2002-12-07T07:31:27Z")
D Mc
The two of you who were trying to figure out what wonderfully witty anagram my username represented, my now take a well deserved break.
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### Author:  [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2002, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/145 "2002-12-07T08:32:57Z")
Either P Hu or P Hun.
Foo or fun. Hehehe.
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### Author:  [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2002, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/146 "2002-12-07T14:40:37Z")
Hrm…
P. Th
(_sigh_ sounds like I’m lisping…)
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### Author:  [@Loneraven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loneraven)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2002, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/147 "2002-12-07T14:43:55Z")
I. Sh.
Oddness.
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### Author:  [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2002, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/148 "2002-12-07T18:03:35Z")
M. Be
not too exciting–
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### Author:  [@marinwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marinwood)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2002, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/149 "2002-12-07T18:08:54Z")
M. Wo
_bor-ing!_
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### Author:  [@Splanky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Splanky)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2002, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/150 "2002-12-07T18:11:48Z")
E. Ja
Sounds like the name of some Reggae band.
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### Author:  [@Menocchio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Menocchio)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2002, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/151 "2002-12-07T18:32:45Z")
M. Chi.
Sounds like a plot device in a bad anime.
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### Author:  [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2002, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/152 "2002-12-07T18:37:09Z")
A. Bu.
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### Author:  [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2002, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/153 "2002-12-07T18:45:00Z")
P. Ab.
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### Author:  [@bee\_with\_an\_itch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bee_with_an_itch)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2002, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/154 "2002-12-07T20:48:42Z")
I have 4 names…so depending on which ones you use…:
-L Dag.
-R Dag.
-R San.
-L San.
none of which are the least bit comical…shmoo.
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### Author:  [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2002, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/155 "2002-12-07T22:02:59Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Politzania \*
> \*\*I’m either T - Mo (married) or T - Sta (maiden)
>
> It’s the closest to cool I’ll ever get… \*\*
T - Mo here too!
Closest to cool I’ll ever get too.
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### Author:  [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2002, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/156 "2002-12-07T22:19:49Z")
T-ball.
Wow. My name is the most goony. Hooray.
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### Author:  [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2002, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/157 "2002-12-07T22:32:13Z")
B. My
Sort of sounds like a grammatically incorrect Valentine.
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### Author:  [@\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Sky)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2002, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/158 "2002-12-07T23:46:45Z")
T-Ro
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### Author:  [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2002, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/159 "2002-12-08T02:16:32Z")
Just realized my online name would be R. Chi. Archie!
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### Author:  [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2002, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/160 "2002-12-08T05:46:24Z")
Mine would be exactly the same.
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