# What's your J. Lo name?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [December 5, 2002, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707 "2002-12-05T15:57:35Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 9
### Author:  [@teneisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teneisha)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2002, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/161 "2002-12-08T06:35:09Z")
t. sp or t. spr
def. does not work
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### Author:  [@Spiratu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiratu)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2002, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/162 "2002-12-08T19:40:11Z")
D-Rug isn’t very good, especially since the G is soft; it sounds like “Drudge.”
And D-Ru sounds like a He-Man villain…This explains why my pop career never really took off.
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### Author:  [@Minor\_Irritant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minor_Irritant)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2002, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/163 "2002-12-08T20:36:36Z")
Hey, if I use my screen name, I get M. Ir.
I get to be a folk singer (R. Lo.), or “Space Station Pinto”. Yay me.
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### Author:  [@Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2002, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/164 "2002-12-08T20:43:57Z")
Who the hell is Ben Affleck? (Eve, what are you writing these days?) (Im’ an old Geezer)
Jack
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### Author:  [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2002, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/165 "2002-12-09T12:55:33Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by anya marie \*
> \*\*S Ma or SMar?
> That is too pointless! \*\*
S. Mar. Sounds like something out of _Lord of the Flies_.
“Sucks to your S. Mar!”
Anyway, I’m G. An
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### Author:  [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2002, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/166 "2002-12-09T13:08:33Z")
P. Po
Sounds like the teletubby no-one talks about.
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### Author:  [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2002, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/167 "2002-12-09T14:55:48Z")
“All you party P. Po, put yo hands in the air!”
Anyway, I’m
B. Li
If I used my middle name instead I’d be
B. Ho
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### Author:  [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2002, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/168 "2002-12-09T15:35:35Z")
M. Gu
(pronounced Magoo perhaps?)
Don’t like it.
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### Author:  [@that\_girl\_72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/that_girl_72)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2002, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/169 "2002-12-09T15:48:09Z")
L. DeL.
```
Hey.........mine ryhmes........im cool :)
```
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### Author:  [@Naz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Naz)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2002, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/170 "2002-12-09T15:52:10Z")
Single: T. Ba. (teabag? Nah.)
Married: T. Mer or T. Me. (teabag me? Nope, no good.)
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### Author:  [@dalovindj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalovindj)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2002, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/171 "2002-12-09T18:03:42Z")
C. Ro
Kinda like the [Engrish](http://www.engrish.com) J. Lo but with an Irish male twist.
D-Lo Dj
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### Author:  [@H3Knuckles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/H3Knuckles)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2002, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/172 "2002-12-09T18:14:19Z")
Mine’s H-Ra or H-Rau (pronounced r-ow, not raw or rho), not very good. A guy I know has insisted on nick-naming me H-Rock for the past 5 years or so, though.
My fav’s so far are M-Bur, W-Ak, P-Nis, E-Go, E-Ve, M-Cat, B-Ho, K-Oh, D-Ho, E-Gel (pronounced E-Gull), and (any letter)-Mc (for example; B-Mc, 'cause it would be Be-Mac).
I think it should be first (or middle) initial-first (pronounceable) syllable of last name.
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### Author:  [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2002, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/173 "2002-12-09T18:41:04Z")
I am the opposite of J. Lo.
I am J. Hi!
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### Author:  [@Marvel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marvel)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2002, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/174 "2002-12-09T19:09:02Z")
I’d be P Ma. Sounds like a urinary dysfunction.
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### Author:  [@Saltire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saltire)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2002, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/175 "2002-12-09T19:24:14Z")
I wasn’t very happy with mine, until my roommate noticed how I could add a symbol or two.
The unaltered version is **E.Mc**. If I told you I’ve always been a little unhip, you might call me square.
**E=mc[sup]2[/sup]**
Or it could be a Unix text editor, **EMACS**. Either way, it satisfies my inner geek.
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### Author:  [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2002, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/176 "2002-12-09T21:19:42Z")
J. Ri
There’s just no comedy there.
:sad:
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### Author:  [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2002, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/177 "2002-12-09T21:30:08Z")
G. Ang, gang!
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### Author:  [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2002, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/178 "2002-12-09T23:38:41Z")
C. Fu
Sounds like a bad martial art. “Cease and desist evildoers, or I shall unleash my c-fu on you!”
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### Author:  [@faeryj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/faeryj)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2002, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/179 "2002-12-10T01:43:06Z")
J. Bru… I could be a beer! 😃
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### Author:  [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2002, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-j-lo-name/140707/180 "2002-12-10T01:48:05Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by AbbySthrnAccent \*
> \*\*A. Bu. \*\*
Thank you, come again.
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