# What's your job title? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 17, 2002, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499 "2002-06-17T11:22:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/1 "2002-06-17T11:22:07Z")
_Not_ ‘what do you do for a living’, but what is your official job title? Me – Technology Risk Consultant (suitably meaningless) ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/2 "2002-06-17T11:34:37Z")
General Factotum. ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/3 "2002-06-17T11:44:06Z")
Film Archivist ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/4 "2002-06-17T11:50:54Z")
Aerospace Structural Engineer ---
**Author:** ![lauramarlane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a5b964/32.png) [@lauramarlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lauramarlane)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/5 "2002-06-17T11:53:20Z")
Library Technology Coordinator ---
**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/6 "2002-06-17T13:27:10Z")
graduate assistant ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/7 "2002-06-17T13:35:10Z")
Junior Executive Research Consultant. Or J.E.R.C. for short…HEY!!! ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/8 "2002-06-17T13:36:09Z")
Helper Monkey. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/9 "2002-06-17T13:40:07Z")
Copy Chief. But I refer to myself in memos as “Copy Empress.” ---
**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/10 "2002-06-17T13:43:22Z")
Director of Information Services and Planning (DOISAP?). ---
**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/11 "2002-06-17T13:52:55Z")
Director of Information Services and Planning (DOISAP?). ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/12 "2002-06-17T13:57:23Z")
Hey You (you don’t get a job title around here when you’re a temp). ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_Wright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Steve\_Wright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_Wright)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/13 "2002-06-17T14:09:28Z")
Senior Web Developer. (But I think “Hey You” would be a step up.) ---
**Author:** ![dono](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e0b2c6/32.png) [@dono](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dono)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/14 "2002-06-17T14:16:13Z")
Environmental Protection Specialist. ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/15 "2002-06-17T14:21:06Z")
Associate software engineer. It’s a start. ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/16 "2002-06-17T14:39:44Z")
Travel Manager But on my new business cards, it’ll read “Travel Guru”. ---
**Author:** ![hawthorne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@hawthorne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawthorne)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/17 "2002-06-17T14:56:03Z")
Research Fellow ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/18 "2002-06-17T14:58:33Z")
Supreme Commander (Retired) ---
**Author:** ![Zanshin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e274bd/32.png) [@Zanshin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zanshin)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/19 "2002-06-17T15:20:34Z")
Lead Environmental Engineer ---
**Author:** ![TheFifthYear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@TheFifthYear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheFifthYear)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/20 "2002-06-17T15:25:53Z")
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