# What's your job title? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 17, 2002, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499 "2002-06-17T11:22:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/21 "2002-06-17T15:26:41Z")
Paralegal My favorite former job title was Language Specialist (dreamed up by the Feds). Made me sound much fancier than I really was. ---
**Author:** ![MachV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@MachV](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachV)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/22 "2002-06-17T15:43:52Z")
At my job - Review Appraiser When I’m working for myself - whatever I want. (Although to a couple of loan officers & realtors I’m sure it’s been “Stupid Low-Balling Appraiser” a time or two!) ---
**Author:** ![Tiburon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e36b37/32.png) [@Tiburon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiburon)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/23 "2002-06-17T16:33:13Z")
Staff Attorney ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/24 "2002-06-17T16:39:29Z")
District Geophysicist ---
**Author:** ![Leifsmama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a698b9/32.png) [@Leifsmama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leifsmama)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/25 "2002-06-17T17:09:00Z")
Mom, and it take all my free time! ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/26 "2002-06-17T17:21:09Z")
Queen of fucking EVERYTHING! I have a button on my knapsack to that effect. Thanks, **matt**! 😃 Actually, it’s Technical Writer and Illustrator. I’m the only one in my group that has the “Illustrator” distinction because I’m the vector drawing expert for technical diagrams. - s.e. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/27 "2002-06-17T17:21:15Z")
Data Management Analyst, Senior (DMAS). Spells “Dumb ass”, doesn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![StephenG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@StephenG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StephenG)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/28 "2002-06-17T17:28:23Z")
I think I’m the “Separate Accounts Intern”. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/29 "2002-06-17T17:32:40Z")
Financial Manager (as I told a friend, I’m really just a glorified bookkeeper. His response? “Well, it’s nice to be glorified.”) My father was a technical writer/editor for IBM and went by “Information Developer”. ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/30 "2002-06-17T17:38:09Z")
“Research Associate”. If I stick around long enough, I will be “Senior Research Associate.” No, I don’t know what I do, either. ---
**Author:** ![lenin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@lenin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lenin)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/31 "2002-06-17T17:43:13Z")
Ayatollah. I have one of Quaddafi’s hats! It’s really neat. ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/32 "2002-06-17T17:49:39Z")
Director. Before that I was an Administrative Assistant. Before that I was an Administrator (looks like I was demoted, doesn’t it?) Before that I was Acting Administrator (merely acting you know) Before that I was a Residential Manager Before that I was a REsidential Specialist Before that I was an Assistant Manager. My first job title here was “Week-ender”. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/33 "2002-06-17T18:31:33Z")
Cyn, Registered Nurse Unofficially but known departmentally as The Guinea Pig/ Oh, YOU"RE The One! Fomerly known as Lissa’s Puppy(while she was orienting me) ---
**Author:** ![Belrix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed655f/32.png) [@Belrix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Belrix)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/34 "2002-06-17T20:01:16Z")
Senior Systems Engineer. I’m lobbying to get it changed to “Senior Geek” ---
**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/35 "2002-06-17T20:20:42Z")
My business card reads “Counsel.” The job title I get paid for is Commonwealth Attorney II (Non-Supervisory). ---
**Author:** ![islandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8491ac/32.png) [@islandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/islandgirl)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/36 "2002-06-17T21:47:09Z")
Operations Manager (read “slave to upper management” We have a independent contractor working for us and the title on his business card is “President and Janitor” 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/37 "2002-06-17T22:01:15Z")
Internal Auditor (Staff level) For about 5 6/7 more weeks. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![seawitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@seawitch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seawitch)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/38 "2002-06-17T22:02:17Z")
By day - Transaction Manager. Nights and weekends - Massage Therapist. ---
**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/39 "2002-06-17T22:02:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by scott evil \* > \*\*Queen of fucking EVERYTHING! I have a button on my knapsack to that effect. Thanks, **matt**! 😃 > \*\* Pah. You only have the button? I have the nightshirt (a gift from my brother). 😉 ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/40 "2002-06-17T22:27:53Z")
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