# What's your job title? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 17, 2002, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499 "2002-06-17T11:22:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![CptHowdy65](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/73ab20/32.png) [@CptHowdy65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CptHowdy65)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/61 "2002-06-18T06:49:09Z")
Transportation Facilitator ---
**Author:** ![Yossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/9de0a6/32.png) [@Yossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yossarian)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/62 "2002-06-18T13:05:01Z")
Today: Visiting Lectuer in Geology Next Semester: Visiting Assistant Professor of Geological, Environmental, and Marine Sciences. ---
**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/63 "2002-06-18T13:21:02Z")
Director of Human Resources Straightforward, to the point, and hopefully not changing anytime soon. ---
**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/64 "2002-06-18T13:34:38Z")
Photojournalist. Currently US Army, but who knows for how long. ---
**Author:** ![MachV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@MachV](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachV)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/65 "2002-06-18T13:43:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Etherman \* > \*\*Network Admin > > a.k.a that guy who is good with flashy lights and buttons and techie things. \*\* Glad you cleared that up. I thought your screen name had a completely different meaning! šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Morgainelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Morgainelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgainelf)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/66 "2002-06-18T13:59:08Z")
Sr. Business and Systems Planner III I donā€™t know what I do either, but at least Iā€™m Senior! ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/67 "2002-06-18T14:11:16Z")
ā€œProject Analystā€ Like a project managerā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Opengrave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/919ad9/32.png) [@Opengrave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Opengrave)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/68 "2002-06-18T15:54:08Z")
Business Card: Quality Assurance & Configuration Management Specialist My (internal) corporate title says something about Software Engineer III or something - I forget because it doesnā€™t matter. ---
**Author:** ![caveman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/caveman/32/7242_2.png) [@caveman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caveman)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/69 "2002-06-18T18:46:40Z")
Engineering Assistant Anyone recall a brief bit on Weekend Update a while back? The previous worst job in America, ā€œCrack Whoreā€, had been bumped up from the bottom spot by ā€œAssistant Crack Whoreā€ā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![lionel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@lionel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lionel)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/70 "2002-06-18T19:00:51Z")
Mechanical Designer In a couple of years when I have my P.E. (professional Engineer) License Iā€™ll be a Mechanical Engineer (even though Iā€™ve already got the degree) ---
**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/71 "2002-06-18T19:32:12Z")
Corporate Communications Specialist. ---
**Author:** ![Iguana\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@Iguana\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iguana_Boy)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/72 "2002-06-18T20:44:31Z")
Usually Senior Legal Assistant. Note the ā€œSeniorā€ please! šŸ˜› Occasionally, Acting Principal Depute. Even more occasionally, Acting Senior Principal Depute. I donā€™t have a business cardā€¦ ā˜¹ ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/73 "2002-06-18T20:51:06Z")
Pastry Chef. ---
**Author:** ![Banger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@Banger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banger)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/74 "2002-06-18T21:21:46Z")
Hearing Officer. ---
**Author:** ![Lyra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Lyra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lyra)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/75 "2002-06-18T22:07:38Z")
Radiology Technologist III, according to my HR papers. My director has sent memos to everyone that read Lyra, Chief Mammographer. My license reads Lyra, RT Ā® (M). I donā€™t care what any papers say, as long as my hourly rate doesnā€™t change. ---
**Author:** ![dwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwyr/32/363_2.png) [@dwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwyr)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2002, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/76 "2002-06-19T00:00:14Z")
Medical Technologist, or M.T. (ASCP) for shortā€¦ or unofficially, off-tours lab monkey. ---
**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2002, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/77 "2002-06-19T01:22:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Amp \* > \*\*Hey You (you donā€™t get a job title around here when youā€™re a temp). \*\* I used to know an employer who called all his temps ā€œTemp Girlā€, the bookkeeper was ā€œMumblesā€ and the receptionist ā€œStickā€. He would routinely refer to them as this in front of clients, eg ā€œTemp Girl get Stick and Mumbles in here pronto". Needless to say he had a high staff turnover. Currently Iā€™m a ā€œProjects Administratorā€ aka Girl Friday ---
**Author:** ![dirty\_bird18](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@dirty\_bird18](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirty_bird18)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2002, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/78 "2002-06-19T17:00:34Z")
Financial Client Services Account Analyst in short Collections. ---
**Author:** ![NE\_Texan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e99b99/32.png) [@NE\_Texan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NE_Texan)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2002, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/79 "2002-06-19T17:17:00Z")
ā€œStaff Product Engineerā€ And when I was looking for a job last year, I couldnā€™t _believe_ all the different things that ā€œProduct Engineerā€ could stand for. On reflection, it does seem kind of vague. ---
**Author:** ![Smashed\_Ice\_Cream](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Smashed\_Ice\_Cream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smashed_Ice_Cream)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2002, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499/80 "2002-06-19T23:00:02Z")
Microbiology Medical Technologist III on my nametag, but MT(ascp) by certification. I am no longer unemployed. I took a two day a month gig, so itā€™s like being unemployed, because I donā€™t actually go to work or make money, but it gives me a nice job title to throw around in places such as this thread. (hi **dwyr!** ) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-job-title/114499.md?page=5)