# What's your longest thread?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-longest-thread/676847>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 20, 2013, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-longest-thread/676847 "2013-12-20T20:28:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![MikeF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@MikeF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeF)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2013, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-longest-thread/676847/1 "2013-12-20T20:28:31Z")

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What thread, initiated by you, got the most replies? I’m not talking about a debate in which you were a participant. Just something you started and then others ran with. I asked a question about conspiracy theorists and it went to 326 replies before I chimed in again. Very modest by SDMB standards but it surprised me and shows how passionate some people can be. Especially, CTers. So what’s your personal record (overall number and/or number of replies before you re-posted) and what was the topic?

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2013, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-longest-thread/676847/2 "2013-12-20T20:40:40Z")

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This is better suited to IMHO than GQ.

Colibri  
General Questions Moderator

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**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2013, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-longest-thread/676847/3 "2013-12-20T20:42:06Z")

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I started a few with over 400 replies. The most was [What are your most extreme, honestly held views?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=638634) with 467 replies. I hope none of the responders have a TV show on A&E because they are going to lose it if the word gets out.

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2013, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-longest-thread/676847/4 "2013-12-20T20:48:41Z")

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A Pitting I started of a now-departed Doper got over 500 replies. Nothing else got very close.

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2013, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-longest-thread/676847/5 "2013-12-20T21:08:22Z")

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I think it may have been [this one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=636427).

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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2013, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-longest-thread/676847/6 "2013-12-20T21:13:21Z")

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My pitting of abortion-clinic picketers back in 2011 got 2,833 replies.

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2013, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-longest-thread/676847/7 "2013-12-20T22:43:17Z")

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Odd Things You’ve Learned Recently 126  
More gratuitous death than Maude Flanders 115  
Learned some interesting things from the folks who posted.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2013, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-longest-thread/676847/8 "2013-12-20T23:28:01Z")

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I’m not going to set any records here, except maybe Most Boring Poster. My top two are:

The ‘Put it back on the menu, dammit’ Thread 181  
Semi-obligatory ‘Sky Captain’ Thread 142

Most threads I start, if I get to 20 replies I consider it a success. Since I joined in 2000, I’ve had fewer than ten threads that have gone over 100 replies.

There are a few anomalies in post views, however. Most of my longer threads top out around 4000 views, but I noticed one on ‘American Pickers’ I started a while back has almost 17,000(!) views (vs. 50 replies). Can’t account for that one.

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**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2013, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-longest-thread/676847/9 "2013-12-20T23:29:53Z")

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[Strange, surreal, and creepy things your teachers made you do](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=434084)

And the first George Zimmerman trainwreck was started by me.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2013, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-longest-thread/676847/10 "2013-12-20T23:33:44Z")

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[Workplace Griping, baby!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=585296)WooHoo!

Holy shit, that thing’s been going for three years!

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2013, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-longest-thread/676847/11 "2013-12-20T23:34:24Z")

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My top five (at the moment):

Threads Started By: Zeldar

Thread /  
Thread Starter  
Last Post  
Replies Views  
Forum

Free Association – Characters, Actors, Celebrities, etc. ( 1 2 3 4 5 6 … Last Page)  
Zeldar  
Today 02:20 PM by KneadToKnow  
4,758 66,988  
The Game Room

College football fans: how’s your team look? – 2011 Version ( 1 2 3 4 5 6 … Last Page)  
Zeldar  
12-10-2011 11:15 PM by RaftPeople  
453 23,071  
The Game Room

Malapropagation (Thread 3 of game – #1 with New Name) ( 1 2 3 4 5 6 … Last Page)  
Zeldar  
04-30-2008 09:38 PM by kunilou  
394 4,007  
The Game Room

This thread is just about this thread ( 1 2 3 4 5 6)  
Zeldar  
09-23-2003 12:03 PM by Zeldar  
290 5,280  
Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS)

Botticelli – Round 3 ( 1 2 3 4 5 6)  
Zeldar  
03-19-2007 12:16 PM by Johnny L.A.  
277 2,207  
Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS)

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**Author:** ![R.P.McMurphy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7993a0/32.png) [@R.P.McMurphy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R.P.McMurphy)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2013, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-longest-thread/676847/12 "2013-12-20T23:41:02Z")

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I have no expectation of ever topping **"Time to Officially Pit Joe Paterno and the Penn State Football Program**".

6368 Replies

334,288 Views

Is there a Thread Hall of Fame?

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**Author:** ![SylverOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@SylverOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SylverOne)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2013, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-longest-thread/676847/13 "2013-12-20T23:41:48Z")

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I had a couple -

the longest with 201 reples was a question about [Tattoo policies in the workplace](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=653742).

the second longest at 106 replies was [Cool pictures caught by dumb luck](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=483550).

I’ve only started 9 threads here in 12 years.

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2013, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-longest-thread/676847/14 "2013-12-20T23:49:49Z")

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It’s just a game thread, but I’m a little bit proud of it 'cause I invented the game.

6,842 replies.

503,621 views.

[Haiku Madness](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=553188)  
mmm

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-longest-thread/676847/15 "2013-12-21T01:04:37Z")

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I started Speak to me Only in Movie Quotes

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=659243&page=106](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=659243&page=106)

Currently at 5280 replies, 106 pages.

I’ve started a few that went 4 or 5 pages, but nothing close to that one.

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**Author:** ![JBDivmstr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b4bc9f/32.png) [@JBDivmstr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBDivmstr)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-longest-thread/676847/16 "2013-12-21T01:07:30Z")

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Mine would be [this one about riding against traffic.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=706126)

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-longest-thread/676847/17 "2013-12-21T01:17:12Z")

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[We Have Pigeon Eggs](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=467835)

Now at 1560 posts and 32 pages.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-longest-thread/676847/18 "2013-12-21T01:19:04Z")

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[This one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=483611) concerning Sarah Palin, that got over 500 responses. There were a couple other 300-400, but they were mini-rant threads. Most of mine have been in the single or two-digit response realm. I’m not all that interesting, it would appear.

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**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-longest-thread/676847/19 "2013-12-21T06:30:36Z")

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[You got someone a book for Christmas, Ok to read it before giving it to them?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=709330)

At 282 posts, it’s nowhere near as long as some of these threads, but my longest so far. Totally surprised me that it took off like it did.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Kobayashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4af34b/32.png) [@Mr.Kobayashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Kobayashi)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-longest-thread/676847/20 "2013-12-21T06:38:51Z")

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[1,890 replies](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=630987) which I attribute entirely to me and not the fact that it was about the biggest game of 2011.

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