# What's your masturbation technique? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 25, 2018, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-masturbation-technique/814766 "2018-05-25T01:45:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Major\_Major\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@Major\_Major\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Major_Major_1)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2018, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-masturbation-technique/814766/1 "2018-05-25T01:45:12Z")
Up until maybe the last 3 - 5 years I was a right-hand wanker, my right hand being my dominant hand. Somewhere along the line I changed to left hand and I’ve masturbated with my left hand exclusively since then. Not sure why. It just feels better now. Like I broke up with a long term girlfriend and started dating someone else. Also I’m uncircumcised so normally I don’t use lotion except on special occasions. Additionally, I’m a in-and-out guy. I don’t think I’ve ever wanked longer than 10 minutes and the concept of hour long “edging” sessions is completely alien to me. As long as I cum, the job has been accomplished. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2018, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-masturbation-technique/814766/2 "2018-05-25T01:54:24Z")
I like to post way too much personal information on the internet on a board I just joined. Forcing randos to read about it. So hot! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2018, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-masturbation-technique/814766/3 "2018-05-25T01:59:34Z")
> [@Major\_Major](#): > > Up until maybe the last 3 - 5 years I was a right-hand wanker, my right hand being my dominant hand. > > Somewhere along the line I changed to left hand and I’ve masturbated with my left hand exclusively since then. Not sure why. It just feels better now. Like I broke up with a long term girlfriend and started dating someone else. > > Also I’m uncircumcised so normally I don’t use lotion except on special occasions. Additionally, I’m a in-and-out guy. I don’t think I’ve ever wanked longer than 10 minutes and the concept of hour long “edging” sessions is completely alien to me. As long as I cum, the job has been accomplished. You’re doing it right now, aren’t you. mmm ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2018, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-masturbation-technique/814766/4 "2018-05-25T02:00:48Z")
I’m circumcised so I cover myself head to toe with lotion and do hour long edging sessions while looking at pictures of sexy aliens. ---
**Author:** ![P-man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/p-man/32/3606_2.png) [@P-man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/P-man)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2018, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-masturbation-technique/814766/5 "2018-05-25T02:14:46Z")
I be strokin’. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2018, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-masturbation-technique/814766/6 "2018-05-25T02:21:25Z")
The OP seems to once and done. Think he’ll ever come back? ---
**Author:** ![Mars\_Horizon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mars_horizon/32/2804_2.png) [@Mars\_Horizon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mars_Horizon)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2018, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-masturbation-technique/814766/7 "2018-05-25T02:24:08Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > The OP seems to once and done. Think he’ll ever come back? Probably not. He’s just jerking us off. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2018, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-masturbation-technique/814766/8 "2018-05-25T02:24:18Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > The OP seems to once and done. Think he’ll ever come back? Well, it’s only been 36 minutes; give the poor fellow some time to recuperate… ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2018, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-masturbation-technique/814766/9 "2018-05-25T02:33:31Z")
> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#): > > Well, it’s only been 36 minutes; give the poor fellow some time to recuperate… Assuming his likely age, he’s had _plenty_ of time. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2018, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-masturbation-technique/814766/10 "2018-05-25T02:38:09Z")
Same as the technique for setting off nuclear weapons. I cover my penis with explosive lenses to compress my penis from all directions at the same exact instant. Then, WATCH OUT! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2018, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-masturbation-technique/814766/11 "2018-05-25T02:40:58Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Same as the technique for setting off nuclear weapons. > > I cover my penis with explosive lenses to compress my penis from all directions at the same exact instant. Then, WATCH OUT! Novice. An expert would channel the power from that 1st orgasm down the penis shaft and let it compress the shaft, creating a fusion reaction that will greatly dwarf the initial orgasm’s power. The first exists only to set off the second. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2018, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-masturbation-technique/814766/12 "2018-05-25T03:12:46Z")
> [@Velocity](#): > > Novice. > > An expert would channel the power from that 1st orgasm down the penis shaft and let it compress the shaft, creating a fusion reaction that will greatly dwarf the initial orgasm’s power. The first exists only to set off the second. Amateur. An evil genius would also then encase his genitals in cobalt thorium g so that orgasming will cover the earth in a doomsday shroud. ---
**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2018, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-masturbation-technique/814766/13 "2018-05-25T03:19:50Z")
I just lie back and think of England. I’m an American. That’s what makes it hot. ---
**Author:** ![Major\_Major\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@Major\_Major\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Major_Major_1)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2018, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-masturbation-technique/814766/14 "2018-05-25T03:27:11Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > I like to post way too much personal information on the internet on a board I just joined. Forcing randos to read about it. So hot! Is there a better place to post this? Should I put a NWS warning beforehand? I’m used to posting on a different forum where graphic sex details are normal. ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2018, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-masturbation-technique/814766/15 "2018-05-25T03:27:32Z")
Isn’t this witnessing? And if so, doesn’t it belong in Great Debates? ---
**Author:** ![Major\_Major\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@Major\_Major\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Major_Major_1)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2018, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-masturbation-technique/814766/16 "2018-05-25T03:28:39Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > You’re doing it right now, aren’t you. > mmm No. I did it in the bathroom at work earlier and I will do it again later tonight. ---
**Author:** ![Major\_Major\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@Major\_Major\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Major_Major_1)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2018, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-masturbation-technique/814766/17 "2018-05-25T03:32:56Z")
> [@CarnalK](#): > > I’m circumcised so I cover myself head to toe with lotion and do hour long edging sessions while looking at pictures of sexy aliens. What does that have to do with being circumcised? ---
**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2018, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-masturbation-technique/814766/18 "2018-05-25T03:33:07Z")
major\_major tmi ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2018, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-masturbation-technique/814766/19 "2018-05-25T03:34:09Z")
> [@StarvingButStrong](#): > > Isn’t this witnessing? And if so, doesn’t it belong in Great Debates? Behind spoiler tags maybe? ---
**Author:** ![Major\_Major\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@Major\_Major\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Major_Major_1)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2018, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-masturbation-technique/814766/20 "2018-05-25T03:34:15Z")
> [@P-man](#): > > I be strokin’. I stroke it to the east And i stroke it to the west And i stroke it to the woman that i love the best [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-masturbation-technique/814766.md?page=2)