# What's your new calendar(s) for the year?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-new-calendar-s-for-the-year/282441>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 31, 2004, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-new-calendar-s-for-the-year/282441 "2004-12-31T16:42:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Q.N.Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/3da27b/32.png) [@Q.N.Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.N.Jones)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2005, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-new-calendar-s-for-the-year/282441/21 "2005-01-02T03:29:08Z")

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Best friend gave me a Monet dayplanner for a belated Christmas gift.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2005, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-new-calendar-s-for-the-year/282441/22 "2005-01-02T03:38:47Z")

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Kitchen wall: Greater Lafayette Health Services freebie I received in the mail. Since I’ve been a resident of this city since 2001 and never received a calendar from these folks before, I’m guessing the reason I’m now on the list is either that I know one of the photographers who contributed, or the GLHS hospitals are seeking to “bribe” the voters before placing a funding issue on the ballot. This month’s scene is of one of the lupine residents of [Wolf Park.](http://www.wolfpark.org/)

Living room: A little self-adhesive calendar which features a slot for a business card – in this case, my dad’s. He’s been sending similar items with his Christmas cards for about the last twenty years, since he became a part-time salesman of matchbooks and related advertising novelties. A running joke in our family is that some people my parents haven’t seen for years send them cards just to keep the calendars coming.

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**Author:** ![Logicalkitten](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f6c823/32.png) [@Logicalkitten](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Logicalkitten)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2005, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-new-calendar-s-for-the-year/282441/23 "2005-01-02T03:44:37Z")

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Home: Garfield

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**Author:** ![Enix\_Dark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@Enix\_Dark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enix_Dark)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2005, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-new-calendar-s-for-the-year/282441/24 "2005-01-02T03:51:25Z")

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Last year I had a page-a-day desk calendar, but since I never bothered to change daily, this year I got a M. C. Escher wall calendar.

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**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2005, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-new-calendar-s-for-the-year/282441/25 "2005-01-02T06:32:24Z")

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> [@Enix Dark](#):
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> …this year I got a M. C. Escher wall calendar.

My brother gave that to my family! Last year, he gave us a Georgia O’Keeffe calendar.

I used to have multiple calendars, but I discovered that we would end up writing appointments and reminders in whichever one was nearest at the moment, and that led to many missed appointments.

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**Author:** ![START](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@START](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/START)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2005, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-new-calendar-s-for-the-year/282441/26 "2005-01-02T07:03:35Z")

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They haven’t been put up yet but…

\*\*Hip Hop Honeys 2005, \*\* 1 year of the hottest girls from various Hip Hop videos.

**The Simpsons 2005,** The Simpsons crazy adventures in calendar form.

**Golf Course Calendar 2005,** Sports Illustrated calendar with photos of golf courses from around the United States.

**Church Calendar 2005** , Photos from our family church including a wedding and a photo where I am in the background.

**Kittens 2005,** A calendar with disgustingly cute photos of kittens.

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**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2005, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-new-calendar-s-for-the-year/282441/27 "2005-01-02T07:07:54Z")

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Wall - a photographer friend made a calendar for me of photos she’s taken. Really really cool.

Desk - I don’t have one. I can’t do those page-a-day calendars, because I tend to read them straight through when I’m bored.

Purse - Palm Pilot

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2005, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-new-calendar-s-for-the-year/282441/28 "2005-01-02T17:40:57Z")

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I usually get four for my desk at work.

This year:

Car & Driver’s Dream Cars  
Dilbert  
Get Fuzzy  
Well, Duh: Our stupid world and welcome to it

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**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2005, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-new-calendar-s-for-the-year/282441/29 "2005-01-03T03:33:50Z")

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kitchen: Wallscroll calendar/menu from local Chinese restaurant.

bedroom: not up yet, but likely my Dale Jr. wall calendar.

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2005, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-new-calendar-s-for-the-year/282441/30 "2005-01-03T04:04:42Z")

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We got a surprising calendar from a Chinese takeout place we frequent occasionally. 😉 We’d expected some inoffensive “Scenes of Hong Kong” kinda thing, instead we got 12 months of this Chinese hottie posing in various slit-skirt outfits for each month. Works for me.

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**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2005, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-new-calendar-s-for-the-year/282441/31 "2005-01-03T04:08:44Z")

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I have a wall calendar of _A Series of Unfortunate Events_. Thirteen alarming months!

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2005, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-new-calendar-s-for-the-year/282441/32 "2005-01-03T04:36:42Z")

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I got the **Dr. Crash** calendar from _Sailing World_ magazine. Each month has a photo of a mishap in a sailing race. Some are minor upsets in small dinghys, and some are major, expensive crashes in ocean-going raceboats. Each has a snarky commentary from Dr. Crash.

This is the first recent year when nobody but my mechanic and my furnace guy gave me a calendar. That’s fine with me.

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