Yeah, but they only come in one size and that’s Putin’s, which makes them too small for anybody except a dwarf chipmonk.
Careful–I think the board has rules about discussing the illithid art trade.
And that flavor is . . . potato.
It makes me incredibly happy to see D&D references. 
But at least Russia leads the world in fashion.
Me so hungry. Me eat you long time!
Are you Jr. Modding a mod?
You cannot fool me young man, it is mods all the way down.
In Soviet Dope Message Board, junior mods mod you!
Bravo! Well done. Literal LOL.
It never gets old, does it? 
Verrrrry nice.
Is next, svimvear.
Kills me every single time.
You mean, “In Soviet Russia, kills me every single time!”
LOL, I stand corrected!
Come on… did you really have to scratch that lich?
These puns are putting a real drag on the thread.
Oh? Grr.
Radioactive and alcoholic! No better way to add a tingle on a cold winter night after a long day of studying French, Latin, and Russian.
I just wanted to add that in the mid 19th century Karl Marx correctly predicted that the first communist revolution would be in Russia. His reason? It was the last feudal and most primitive of all European countries.
Interestingly, it still is.