# What's your Pirate Name? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 17, 2003, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-pirate-name/195784 "2003-08-17T16:02:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![FairyDust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ccd318/32.png) [@FairyDust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyDust)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-pirate-name/195784/1 "2003-08-17T16:02:09Z")
Find out [here](http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate.php). Mine is Dread Pirate Bonney. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-pirate-name/195784/2 "2003-08-17T16:19:13Z")
Captain Mary Bonney. Now Iā€™ve got to send that link to everyone Iā€™ve ever met. ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-pirate-name/195784/3 "2003-08-17T16:26:46Z")
Bloody Jenny Bonney. Arr. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-pirate-name/195784/4 "2003-08-17T16:32:47Z")
Mad Roger Vane! ---
**Author:** ![lilbtagna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4491bb/32.png) [@lilbtagna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lilbtagna)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-pirate-name/195784/5 "2003-08-17T16:39:38Z")
Captain Anne Flint. Arr Matey! ---
**Author:** ![In\_Conceivable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@In\_Conceivable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/In_Conceivable)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-pirate-name/195784/6 "2003-08-17T16:42:52Z")
Iron Morgan Vane A pirateā€™s life isnā€™t easy; it takes a tough person. Thatā€™s okay with you, though, since you are that person. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but thatā€™s okay, because itā€™s much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr! > [@](#): > > \*\*I routinely assault the elderly and indigent. \*\* Ha! I love that question. ---
**Author:** ![gawen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a88e57/32.png) [@gawen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gawen)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-pirate-name/195784/7 "2003-08-17T16:49:28Z")
hey Iā€™am Iron William Flint All fear Captain Flint ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-pirate-name/195784/8 "2003-08-17T16:55:54Z")
Iron John Kidd ā€œA pirateā€™s life isnā€™t easy; it takes a tough person. Thatā€™s okay with you, though, since you are that person. Even though youā€™re not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!ā€ ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-pirate-name/195784/9 "2003-08-17T17:03:01Z")
Mad Harry Kidd ā€œEvery pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though youā€™re not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!ā€ ---
**Author:** ![Tanaqui](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Tanaqui](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tanaqui)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-pirate-name/195784/10 "2003-08-17T17:04:16Z")
Bloody Ethel Kidd. Bloody _ **Ethel** _ Kidd?? ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-pirate-name/195784/11 "2003-08-17T17:17:54Z")
Black William Rackhamā€“with an Arrrrrr! ---
**Author:** ![Blueberry\_Buckle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3bc359/32.png) [@Blueberry\_Buckle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blueberry_Buckle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-pirate-name/195784/12 "2003-08-17T17:20:43Z")
Captain Charity Cash Even though thereā€™s no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes youā€™re the one in charge. Youā€™re musical, and youā€™ve got a certain style if not flair. Youā€™ll do just fine. Arr! ---
**Author:** ![Master\_Wang-Ka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/master_wang-ka/32/3325_2.png) [@Master\_Wang-Ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Wang-Ka)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-pirate-name/195784/13 "2003-08-17T17:53:47Z")
Mad Jack Kidd. And Iā€™m as mad as they comeā€¦ šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-pirate-name/195784/14 "2003-08-17T18:03:02Z")
          **Mad Roger Flint** Since I be spyinā€™ another Mad Roger **and** another Flint, what say ye about the scallywags that be writing this repetitious software? a) Keel Haul 'em b) Make 'em walk the plank c) Give them a stern lecture. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-pirate-name/195784/15 "2003-08-17T18:03:28Z")
Iron Jack Kidd: methinks that site has a limited vocabulary. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-pirate-name/195784/16 "2003-08-17T18:09:26Z")
Iron Bess Rackham ---
**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-pirate-name/195784/17 "2003-08-17T18:14:32Z")
Iron Davey Racham. We got a little Racham family thing going on. ---
**Author:** ![gawen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a88e57/32.png) [@gawen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gawen)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-pirate-name/195784/18 "2003-08-17T18:29:15Z")
wolf\_meisterā€¦iā€™m your father (said with the usual deep voice) keep the Flint legacy on the seven seas ---
**Author:** ![Ms\_Macphisto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Ms\_Macphisto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms_Macphisto)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-pirate-name/195784/19 "2003-08-17T20:09:22Z")
Captain Jenny Bonney This site definitely needs to expand its vocabulary. ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-pirate-name/195784/20 "2003-08-17T20:16:49Z")
Iron Davy Flint A pirateā€™s life isnā€™t easy; it takes a tough person. Thatā€™s okay with you, though, since you are that person. Like the rock flint, youā€™re hard and sharp. But, also like flint, youā€™re easily chipped, and sparky. Arr! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-pirate-name/195784.md?page=2)