# What's your porn star name? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 17, 2003, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/195793 "2003-08-17T16:29:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![stigoftdump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@stigoftdump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stigoftdump)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/195793/1 "2003-08-17T16:29:28Z")
First pets name+mothers maiden name. I tell ya, it sounds like a porn star, My first pet was a budgie, and my mum is half Welsh. Yours, Bobby Powell. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/195793/2 "2003-08-17T16:41:48Z")
**Fluffy Smith** at your service! Fluffy was our cat, but when we got her spayed all her hair fell out. We then called her “Skin”. The best pornstar name I’ve heard is my friend **Pussy Budibent**. (I’m getting déjà vu - think I’ve posted this before sometime.) ---
**Author:** ![Charogne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecd19e/32.png) [@Charogne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charogne)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/195793/3 "2003-08-17T16:51:54Z")
Chico Hoover. I’m not proud of it, but… ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/195793/4 "2003-08-17T16:57:55Z")
Uh oh, mine would be Moe Klein. I sound more like a doomed gangster from The Godfather! (My real porn star name would be Rod Magnus, and Transformers fans will get the joke.) ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/195793/5 "2003-08-17T17:11:24Z")
Shelby McNally. That’s no porn star, that’s a Civil War general. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/195793/6 "2003-08-17T17:14:59Z")
Yankee Gabbard. Not very special. ---
**Author:** ![FairyDust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ccd318/32.png) [@FairyDust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyDust)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/195793/7 "2003-08-17T17:38:51Z")
Or you could use [this](http://members.tripod.com/~Carter_Phillips/name.html) to generate your porn star name. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/195793/8 "2003-08-17T17:58:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FairyDust \* > \*\*Or you could use [this](http://members.tripod.com/~Carter_Phillips/name.html) to generate your porn star name. \*\* Cockney Sin. That sounds better. Kinda. ---
**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/195793/9 "2003-08-17T18:17:25Z")
Bandit Roberts. Not to be confused with the Dread Pirate Roberts, mind you. ---
**Author:** ![wakimika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f08c70/32.png) [@wakimika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wakimika)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/195793/10 "2003-08-17T19:08:46Z")
Sam Slate. I’m ready for my close-up. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kobaltblu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/77aa72/32.png) [@Kobaltblu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobaltblu)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/195793/11 "2003-08-17T19:24:28Z")
According to the name generator, I’m “Hottie Sparks.” Using the original formula, I’m “Colleen Waller” (first pet’s name + street you grew up on.) Using SDMB formula, I’m “Colleen Torres.” I read a celebrity version in Entertainment Weekly. Someone (don’t remember who) wrote “Fudgie Crown,” which was just ghastly. ---
**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/195793/12 "2003-08-17T19:30:53Z")
Are we really bored today? –Pretty Boy 130th ---
**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/195793/13 "2003-08-17T19:32:59Z")
Oops, that was the original formula, 1st pet name + street where you were born. I guess according to the formula in the OP that would be ``` --Pretty Boy Smith ``` ---
**Author:** ![SkyBum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@SkyBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyBum)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/195793/14 "2003-08-17T19:34:33Z")
**Pierce Canyon** , at your service. ---
**Author:** ![blue\_persuasion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@blue\_persuasion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_persuasion)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/195793/15 "2003-08-17T19:35:16Z")
I’d be rocky maple . hahahaha ---
**Author:** ![rmbnxs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b9e5f3/32.png) [@rmbnxs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rmbnxs)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/195793/16 "2003-08-17T19:53:55Z")
“Buford Crum” However, I’d prefer the name “Randy Johnson.” ---
**Author:** ![Ms\_Macphisto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Ms\_Macphisto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms_Macphisto)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/195793/17 "2003-08-17T20:00:44Z")
Yikes, my first pet was called Halloween, Weenie for short. That being said, the options are: Pet + mother’s maiden name: Weenie Wolf Pet + street I grew up on: Weenie Pacific From the name generator: Mary Ellen Black ---
**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/195793/18 "2003-08-17T20:15:39Z")
**Ciji Reid** , according to the SDMB formula. **Ciji Michel Delving** , according to the original formula. ---
**Author:** ![Natroga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/85f322/32.png) [@Natroga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Natroga)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/195793/19 "2003-08-17T20:29:30Z")
Susi Mull ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/195793/20 "2003-08-17T20:33:35Z")
Mine is boring, so I’d go with **Ben Dover**. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/195793.md?page=2)