# What's your porn star name? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 17, 2003, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/195793 "2003-08-17T16:29:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/195793/21 "2003-08-17T20:43:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kobaltblu \* > **Using the original formula, I’m “Colleen Waller” (first pet’s name + street you grew up on.)** According to that one, I’m Shelby H. Of course, these are both depending on whether my first pet was a dog or a gerbil. I think it was the dog. Otherwise I’d be New Hampshire H or New Hampshire McNally. I was an odd kid. ---
**Author:** ![Petrichor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e19adc/32.png) [@Petrichor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Petrichor)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/195793/22 "2003-08-17T20:52:12Z")
From the name generator: Cockney Funkenstein. I think I found a new alias ---
**Author:** ![chattywine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5daacb/32.png) [@chattywine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chattywine)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/195793/23 "2003-08-17T20:59:17Z")
SDMB formula - Wobbles Wonnacott Generator - Linda Lustly decisions decisions… ---
**Author:** ![Hugh\_Jass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4da419/32.png) [@Hugh\_Jass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hugh_Jass)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/195793/24 "2003-08-17T21:36:13Z")
Stretch Widmayer here. or Armand Wet according to the generator. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/195793/25 "2003-08-17T21:43:48Z")
Snoopy Kranzke. _ **Snoopy Kranzke??!!??** _ Who’s going to buy a DVD starring SNOOPY KRANZKE? I’ll be lucky if I can get a gig as a fluffer. ---
**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/195793/26 "2003-08-17T22:13:49Z")
We had so many cats when I was a kid. So, it’d have to either be Minus Buller or Uncle Lout Buller. (Uncle Lout is the first cat I remember, though I believe Minus was around when I was born.) ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/195793/27 "2003-08-17T22:41:41Z")
Somehow, “Grey Boy Rose” sounds like a terminal disease. It does nothing to suggest facility or size. I think I’ll choose another. **Q:** “So – **Askia** --What’s your porn star name?” **A:** “Shaft De O’Rifice. And I’ve got it tattoed where it counts, too… wanna see? You can step back, we used a Headline Font.” ---
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/195793/28 "2003-08-17T22:53:40Z")
My mother’s maiden name is D’Agostino. First pet was a cat named Rutherford. (I was a weird kid). So Rutherford D’Agostino. I’ve also seen this game played with the first pet still used for the first name, the name of the street you grew up on as the last. I grew up on Sexton Street, so I happen to like this way a little better ;). > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FairyDust \* > \*\*Or you could use [this](http://members.tripod.com/~Carter_Phillips/name.html) to generate your porn star name. \*\* I love it…Mary Jane Slick. ---
**Author:** ![StanDup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@StanDup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StanDup)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/195793/29 "2003-08-17T22:55:41Z")
Kinky Pierce, from that Name Generator… I rather like it, has a nice ring to it. ---
**Author:** ![StanDup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@StanDup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StanDup)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/195793/30 "2003-08-17T22:57:19Z")
And without it, Kitty VanWyck… ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/195793/31 "2003-08-17T23:04:27Z")
Victor Velvet, from the generator. Otherwise, Patches Williams. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/195793/32 "2003-08-17T23:33:19Z")
Benji Fowler. Or, another variation is to use your _middle name_ plus the street you grew up on. Which makes me **Keith Rancho**. Now _that’s_ a porn star name! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![GoHeels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b3f665/32.png) [@GoHeels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GoHeels)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/195793/33 "2003-08-17T23:43:46Z")
Bolt Rodman ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/195793/34 "2003-08-17T23:56:25Z")
first _remembered_ pet. Sooty smith. middle name plus street John Elmfield. ---
**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/195793/35 "2003-08-18T00:13:47Z")
Mine would be: Gavin Graham ---
**Author:** ![Oat1957](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Oat1957](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oat1957)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/195793/36 "2003-08-18T00:27:15Z")
Wee Willy Cummings. :o No lie. That what the generator came up with. ---
**Author:** ![bowler\_girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7993a0/32.png) [@bowler\_girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bowler_girl)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/195793/37 "2003-08-18T00:45:02Z")
Just call me Squeaky High. I have the good fortune to be married to Honey Bee Oak. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/195793/38 "2003-08-18T01:24:16Z")
Now I heard a variation of the porn star name thing. First pet is the first name, as in the OP. But the surname was the name of the first street you lived on. With that I would be Baby Broadmoor Not too bad. ---
**Author:** ![Flowerchild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/858c86/32.png) [@Flowerchild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flowerchild)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/195793/39 "2003-08-18T01:33:05Z")
T.C Donahue kinda Ordinary huh? ---
**Author:** ![Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e56c9b/32.png) [@Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mirror_Image_egamI_rorriM)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/195793/40 "2003-08-18T02:05:58Z")
Pet name + Street = Looker Terrace Generator = Slick Cox [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/195793.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/195793.md?page=3)