# What's your Porn Star name **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 8, 2001, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031 "2001-01-08T18:02:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Egad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Egad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Egad)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031/1 "2001-01-08T18:02:41Z")
Inspired by beagledave and the Wu-Tang, I hope this isn’t common knowledge but it’s new to me. Please ignore if it’s been done to death, otherwise: Take your mother’s maiden name as a last name, and the name of your first pet as a first name. I’m " Bruiser Belland ". My wife is " Pussy Wexler " ( she’s got the best one. ) Anyone ? ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031/2 "2001-01-08T18:09:39Z")
Babe Neal. ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031/3 "2001-01-08T18:12:01Z")
Phil Herup ---
**Author:** ![Silly\_Rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Silly\_Rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silly_Rabbit)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031/4 "2001-01-08T18:26:21Z")
Lickem Ayde. _heheheh_ ---
**Author:** ![Lowellster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/2bfe46/32.png) [@Lowellster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lowellster)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031/5 "2001-01-08T18:26:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silver Fire \* > \*\*Babe Neal. \*\* There’s some humor nested away in that. I knew right away that it was in there somewhere, but it took me a minute to root it out. ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031/6 "2001-01-08T18:37:47Z")
Mine is Muffin Staples. > [@](#): > > My wife is " Pussy Wexler " ( she’s got the best one. ) That’s pretty good, but a coworker of mine is “Roxy Swallow”. That gets my vote for the best. Also, this has ben done [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=14275), [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=15657), [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=17690), and [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=45624). ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031/7 "2001-01-08T18:38:07Z")
Bunker Ringle? That’s not funny at all. ---
**Author:** ![idiotboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@idiotboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/idiotboy)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031/8 "2001-01-08T18:44:00Z")
Peaches Sczesny? The world’s first Polish Pornstar?! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ReservoirDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8edcca/32.png) [@ReservoirDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReservoirDog)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031/9 "2001-01-08T19:42:29Z")
And the world’s 2nd Polish porn star: Lucky Klementowski That’s just stupid. ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031/10 "2001-01-08T19:49:35Z")
Morgaine Goldberg? A Jewish witch of Wales? Uh no. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031/11 "2001-01-08T19:58:14Z")
Mitsi King. That might not be so bad. ---
**Author:** ![Pucette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@Pucette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucette)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031/12 "2001-01-08T20:15:52Z")
Celine Bonnet. Hmmmm… better than Morgaine Goldberg though… \ ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031/13 "2001-01-08T20:23:23Z")
Moppit Lane Um, maybe if the porn’s setting was an orphanage… uh, no. ---
**Author:** ![Egad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Egad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Egad)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031/14 "2001-01-08T20:26:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JavaMaven1 \* > \*\*Moppit Lane > > Um, maybe if the porn’s setting was an orphanage… uh, no. \*\* Maybe if you change it to " Moppit Upp "… ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031/15 "2001-01-08T20:35:34Z")
Mine would be **Luna Goldstein**. I sound like a a jewish hippy more than a porn star! Who would watch a video starring Luna Goldstein? ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031/16 "2001-01-08T20:49:29Z")
Ohhh GAWD! I’m sooo much the loser… Using the offered criteria I’m **Mutt Fullerton**. That’s not a porn star. Sounds more like Shania Twain’s husband if he was an accountant. Bleah. And if I use that OTHER criterion (cat’s name and childhood street name) it gets even worse: George Pinedale. Real Estate Agent to the (Porn) Stars. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031/17 "2001-01-08T21:16:34Z")
Poky Cruse. Oh yeah. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031/18 "2001-01-08T23:45:57Z")
Midnight Pace It sounds slightly risque, nothing hilarious though. ---
**Author:** ![Maragold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Maragold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maragold)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031/19 "2001-01-08T23:57:11Z")
Frisky Johnson. Porn star or 1930s bankrobber? Hard to tell. ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031/20 "2001-01-09T00:38:17Z")
Vicious Smith. I’m a mobster, not a porn star! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031.md?page=2)