# What's your Porn Star name **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 8, 2001, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031 "2001-01-08T18:02:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031/21 "2001-01-09T00:40:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maragold \* > \*\*Frisky Johnson. Porn star or 1930s bankrobber? Hard to tell. \*\* Well if you think about that… Frisky Johnson? Frisky. Johnson. It’s a porno name… ---
**Author:** ![bump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031/22 "2001-01-09T19:02:53Z")
Cookie Blackwell. Sounds like a transvestite, doesn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![They\_Call\_Me\_Sneeze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@They\_Call\_Me\_Sneeze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/They_Call_Me_Sneeze)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031/23 "2001-01-09T19:09:27Z")
dick plant. do you think that can still be my porn name even though i’m a girl? ---
**Author:** ![Egad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Egad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Egad)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031/24 "2001-01-09T19:12:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by They Call Me Sneeze \* > \*\*dick plant. > do you think that can still be my porn name even though i’m a girl? \*\* You had a pet named Dick? Good porn name anyway! ---
**Author:** ![stargazer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@stargazer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stargazer)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031/25 "2001-01-09T19:19:38Z")
Lucy (or Squeak, or Nibbles. I had mice.) Grieve. Doesn’t work very well. Childhood street? Walbrook. Still doesn’t sound very porn-y. Oh well, I guess I’ll never be a porn star. Rats. ---
**Author:** ![horowitz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@horowitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/horowitz)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031/26 "2001-01-09T19:46:57Z")
**Kitty Kat Peterson?** The boys down at the lodge are gonna love that one. ---
**Author:** ![Sophie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@Sophie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophie)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031/27 "2001-01-09T20:01:34Z")
Suki Bartlett. Sounds succulent… ---
**Author:** ![Erika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/47e85d/32.png) [@Erika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erika)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031/28 "2001-01-09T20:11:58Z")
Nutmeg Hoffmann isn’t particularly good. And street name is “Lenni” . . . that doesn’t work well either. ---
**Author:** ![They\_Call\_Me\_Sneeze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@They\_Call\_Me\_Sneeze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/They_Call_Me_Sneeze)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031/29 "2001-01-09T20:13:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Egad \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by They Call Me Sneeze \* > > \*\*dick plant. > > do you think that can still be my porn name even though i’m a girl? \*\* > > You had a pet named Dick? Good porn name anyway! \*\* yup, dick the cat. named after my grandfather. he used to chase my mom down the hall trying to bite her, and my mom would have to barricade herself in the closet at the end of the hall and call for my dad to get dick and put him outside. dick plant…it almost sounds more like a pornoprofessional wresting move: [begin announcer voice] “they’re squirming around the ring! johny deeper is knocked to the ground after a vicious stiletto to the groove of his asscheeks! he tries to get up, but felicity “the breast” harmon keeps that heel firmly planted while strapping on a foot long purple dildo!..it looks like…is she going to go for the…she did! it’s done! felicity pinds johny with a vicious dick plant! it’s over! we have a new champion!” [end announcer voice] but yeah…dick was a good cat. ---
**Author:** ![Egad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Egad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Egad)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031/30 "2001-01-09T20:19:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by They Call Me Sneeze \* > > yup, dick the cat. named after my grandfather. he used to chase my mom down the hall trying to bite her, and my mom would have to barricade herself in the closet at the end of the hall and call for my dad to get dick and put him outside. > > \*\* The cat or your grandfather? I guess as porn names go you’d definitely be in the dominatrix niche. ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031/31 "2001-01-09T20:26:21Z")
Loki Weed? Sounds more like a Cheech & Chong movie. ---
**Author:** ![WickedAngel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f6c823/32.png) [@WickedAngel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WickedAngel)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031/32 "2001-01-09T20:31:30Z")
Meow Szylagyi \>mothers maiden name\< Meow Chestnut \>street\< ummmm…errr…!!! no ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031/33 "2001-01-09T23:28:27Z")
Yertle Willow. My first pet was a turtle. ---
**Author:** ![zenith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e19b73/32.png) [@zenith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zenith)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031/34 "2001-01-10T00:30:44Z")
Toots Mackey, I think it would work. ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031/35 "2001-01-10T01:20:58Z")
… but due to circumstances beyond my control, I will have to be billed as “Johnny One-Nut”, as I am the living personification of Uniball’s handle… go figure. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031/36 "2001-01-10T03:29:25Z")
Prissy Hunnicutt ? I’ll pass ---
**Author:** ![snac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90db22/32.png) [@snac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snac)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031/37 "2001-01-10T03:30:20Z")
Fuzzy Flynn. Not bad, not bad. Echoes of “in like…”, only with seriously major bush. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_It](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea5d25/32.png) [@Mr\_It](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_It)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031/38 "2001-01-10T03:54:11Z")
Sucker Else …is that a threat? ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031/39 "2001-01-10T04:34:49Z")
Oreo Lane? WTF? Are people having orgies in the candy store and not be telling me about it? ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031/40 "2001-01-10T05:00:35Z")
Stanley Corvus Heh heh heh. Cool. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031.md?page=3)