# What's your Porn Star name

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 8, 2001, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031 "2001-01-08T18:02:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
**Page:** 3

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031/41 "2001-01-10T05:05:26Z")

</div>

**Shabooti Reinsfelder.**

I think I might just go by my first name, like Cher. “Shabooti” has a nice _-chica-bow-bow_ ring to it.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031/42 "2001-01-10T05:31:13Z")

</div>

[sub]pssssst. Nacho. We’ve gotta stop meeting like this. People will start to talk.[/sub]

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031/43 "2001-01-10T05:31:52Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Egad \*  
> \*\*Inspired by beagledave and the Wu-Tang, I hope this isn’t common knowledge but it’s new to me. Please ignore if it’s been done to death, otherwise:
> 
> Take your mother’s maiden name as a last name, and the name of your first pet as a first name.
> 
> I’m " Bruiser Belland ". My wife is " Pussy Wexler " ( she’s got the best one. )  
> Anyone ? \*\*

Going by this, I am Cassie Hiserote.

Going by what I learned as “Middle name first, Street name last”, I’d be Paul Spruce.

I prefer the latter.

Tripler  
aka Paul Spruce. And you can ask Nacho about it too!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Ammurit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Ammurit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ammurit)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031/44 "2001-01-10T06:08:04Z")

</div>

“Boogie Holldorf”…dammnit, I’m not a pornstar, I’m a friggin’ German disco king!

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porn-star-name/49031.md?page=2)