# What's your porno name? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 22, 2005, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692 "2005-03-22T07:15:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![bclouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@bclouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bclouse)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/1 "2005-03-22T07:15:06Z")
You don’t have to work in porno to have a porno handle. I’m Harry Mitts and who might you be? ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/2 "2005-03-22T07:22:41Z")
I’m Brandy Haven (the result of the old first pet’s name+the street you grew up on formula). ---
**Author:** ![bclouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@bclouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bclouse)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/3 "2005-03-22T07:34:04Z")
I thought Sausage Creature _was_ your porno name. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/4 "2005-03-22T07:35:22Z")
That would be very entertaining, since I am female 😉 Hmm, I think I just saw a niche career opening for me in the fetish porn industry. ---
**Author:** ![Skellington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/94ad74/32.png) [@Skellington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skellington)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/5 "2005-03-22T08:15:43Z")
Mine is Vixen Lukisville. ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/6 "2005-03-22T08:40:33Z")
Silver Jennings. ---
**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/7 "2005-03-22T12:28:27Z")
Hermes Burch Tell me Im not a pimp. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/8 "2005-03-22T12:30:17Z")
Johnny Ampleseed here. Although under the pet and street formula I’d be Bubbles Stratton. ---
**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/9 "2005-03-22T12:36:49Z")
Mine is under the Pet name / Street formula ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/10 "2005-03-22T12:39:35Z")
The name’s Bottoms. Spanky Bottoms. ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/11 "2005-03-22T13:06:13Z")
Fluffy Calmcrest. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/12 "2005-03-22T13:41:03Z")
> [@The Sausage Creature](#): > > I’m Brandy Haven (the result of the old first pet’s name+the street you grew up on formula). If I were to use that formula… Lets see… Kermit Radcliff. [what-if test] “Oh Kermit! You are so good, Kermit! Yes YES! Do it to me, Kermit!” [/what-if test] 😕 Nope. Not going to happen. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/13 "2005-03-22T13:42:09Z")
Rod O’Steele ---
**Author:** ![Nunavut\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e95f7d/32.png) [@Nunavut\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nunavut_Boy)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/14 "2005-03-22T13:49:34Z")
Elliott Temple ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/15 "2005-03-22T13:56:37Z")
> [@The Sausage Creature](#): > > … the old first pet’s name+the street you grew up on formula). Just Great. I’m Princess Tee! ---
**Author:** ![caveman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/caveman/32/7242_2.png) [@caveman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caveman)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/16 "2005-03-22T14:29:59Z")
Rex Redbud ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/17 "2005-03-22T14:37:06Z")
Jaspe Angels? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/18 "2005-03-22T14:38:19Z")
_Jasper_. Aargh. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Greenback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/2bfe46/32.png) [@Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greenback)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/19 "2005-03-22T14:43:09Z")
Freeway Roselawn ---
**Author:** ![tremorviolet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47774/32.png) [@tremorviolet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tremorviolet)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/20 "2005-03-22T14:55:22Z")
The formula makes me “Stripey 26th Avenue” so I long ago settled on “Violet Tremor”… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692.md?page=2)