# What's your porno name? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 22, 2005, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692 "2005-03-22T07:15:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Scoundrel\_Swanswater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@Scoundrel\_Swanswater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scoundrel_Swanswater)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/21 "2005-03-22T15:00:02Z")
It is hard to translate Rakker, but I think it would be : **Scoundrel Swanwater**. I like that : How does one go about to change their username? ---
**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/22 "2005-03-22T15:29:37Z")
using the old formula, i’d be Boopie White Peach. Wow. I think I’ll stick with the one i picked years ago, Harry Meatpacker. ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/23 "2005-03-22T15:32:48Z")
Pepper Ranier ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/24 "2005-03-22T15:35:42Z")
“Alexander Newtown.” Geez, I sound more like a Founding Father than a pornstar! I learned this as first pet’s name + mother’s maiden name. To that end, I worked with a gal whose name would have been “Fifi Flanagan.” Priceless! 😃 I think I’d prefer “Phil McCracken,” although it’s not really a propos… ---
**Author:** ![Q.N.Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/3da27b/32.png) [@Q.N.Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.N.Jones)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/25 "2005-03-22T16:24:41Z")
Tickle Prospect ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/26 "2005-03-22T16:28:14Z")
That’d be **Buckwheat Washington** (pet/street) ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/27 "2005-03-22T16:38:17Z")
**Kiowa Thirteenth!** Meh. Think I’ll stick with **Beware of Dong.** ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/28 "2005-03-22T17:45:19Z")
Pinky Garfeld My friend got “Frodo Bindings”, ooh hobbit bondage; kinky. ---
**Author:** ![taxi78cab](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47c2d/32.png) [@taxi78cab](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/taxi78cab)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/29 "2005-03-22T17:53:40Z")
Merry Peck I don’t even want to think about where one might go with that! ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/30 "2005-03-22T18:16:40Z")
If you go by the middle name + street name formula, I am Nick Majestic. I could make a lot of money with a porn name like that. ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/31 "2005-03-22T18:19:47Z")
Penny Bridge. Sounds more like a charity :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/32 "2005-03-22T18:21:55Z")
Buster Hymen. I always thought that would be a great band name, too. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/33 "2005-03-22T18:21:57Z")
Bob. Just Bob. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/34 "2005-03-22T18:27:45Z")
Holie crap, a pornographic coincidence. ---
**Author:** ![Theodore\_Striker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@Theodore\_Striker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Theodore_Striker)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/35 "2005-03-22T18:33:38Z")
I’m rolling in with either Frank Neil or Smokey Neil, depending on which formula you go by. I prefer Smokey though. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/36 "2005-03-22T18:35:07Z")
Patrick Leslie? Er… :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Roland\_Orzabal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Roland\_Orzabal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Orzabal)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/37 "2005-03-22T18:41:26Z")
Shadow Highland here. ---
**Author:** ![Roland\_Orzabal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Roland\_Orzabal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Orzabal)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/38 "2005-03-22T18:42:56Z")
…actually, if we’re using our very FIRST pets and residences, it’s Bosworthington Bailey. Myself, I’m going with my first choice. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/39 "2005-03-22T18:44:25Z")
> [@Lord Ashtar](#): > > If you go by the middle name + street name formula, I am Nick Majestic. I could make a lot of money with a porn name like that. It would be a great pro wrestling name too. ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/40 "2005-03-22T18:48:32Z")
By the typical formula, **Sarah Carniel**. 🆒 But my friends call me **Kiki Du Nord**. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692.md?page=3)