# What's your porno name? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 22, 2005, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692 "2005-03-22T07:15:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![the\_first\_supraliminal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f475e1/32.png) [@the\_first\_supraliminal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_first_supraliminal)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/41 "2005-03-22T18:53:16Z")
The Handyman ---
**Author:** ![Tracy\_Lord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@Tracy\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tracy_Lord)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/42 "2005-03-22T21:08:39Z")
(oh, what the hell) By the pet’s-name-street-name formula, “Heidi Killarney.” (Too many syllables.) I prefer the irrepressibly apt combination of hair color and ingestible, “Red Delicious.” ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/43 "2005-03-22T21:13:18Z")
Flash Brawn _start the music…_😃 ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/44 "2005-03-22T22:37:55Z")
I’d be Heide Eastern by the formula - Not such a good name for a guy, though. Thankfully, my director calls me something else. ---
**Author:** ![SandyHook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dec6dc/32.png) [@SandyHook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SandyHook)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/45 "2005-03-22T22:42:04Z")
There was a site a while back that passed out porn names. I discovered I was really: Bruce Ballslapper ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/46 "2005-03-22T22:46:39Z")
Using the formula of first-pet and first-street, I would be War-Eagle Rural Route One. I think this is why I never really went that far as an adult film star (well, that and the parasitic twin on my abdomen). ---
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/47 "2005-03-22T22:46:47Z")
_sigh_ I’m Topper Galena if you go by the first pet name + first street name. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/48 "2005-03-22T22:50:37Z")
Cleopatra Wightman? Oooh, I don’t _think_ so. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/49 "2005-03-22T22:52:52Z")
Going with the first pet with a humanish-name and first street with an actual name, I would be Morris Calmar. Going with my current pet and my current street, I would be Ollie Mimosa. My mother would be Mardi Sandstone. My brother would be Shug Shakespeare. I gave the pet/street formula to a professor once who literally burst out laughing for about five minutes and couldn’t stop long enough to tell what her name would be. When she finally pulled herself together she announced the formula would make her Misty Hole ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/50 "2005-03-22T22:53:45Z")
Strangely enough **Bippy the Beardless** is my real porno name. ---
**Author:** ![Hoodoo\_Ulove](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/58956e/32.png) [@Hoodoo\_Ulove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoodoo_Ulove)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/51 "2005-03-22T23:10:09Z")
Spotted Dick. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/52 "2005-03-22T23:13:23Z")
Baby Belle ---
**Author:** ![esquimalt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@esquimalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/esquimalt)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/53 "2005-03-22T23:21:52Z")
Dennis Rodman That’s not taken yet is it? ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/54 "2005-03-22T23:57:03Z")
No, and neither is _Peter O’Toole_ My formulaic name would be **Ra Warringah** , which sound smore like an obscure school’s warcry to me. ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/55 "2005-03-23T00:10:22Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > Using the formula of first-pet and first-street, I would be > > War-Eagle Rural Route One. I think this is why I never really went that far as an adult film star (well, that and the parasitic twin on my abdomen). Actually, as long as your parasitic twin had genetalia, you could probably be a big hit as an adult film star. There’s a big market for freaky shit or so I’m told. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/56 "2005-03-23T00:38:33Z")
Umm… **Freeway Fifteen**? (Yes, that was my pet’s name. Named after some show my parents used to watch) ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/57 "2005-03-23T01:42:27Z")
I can’t remember the first pet-first street name one, but if I use the name of the pet and street from the last place we lived in Pennsylvania, I get Winston Cannon. If only I were a guy, that would be perfect. I got my porn name from the Blogthings porn name generator. I’m trying to see if I can get people to start calling me Spanky. Hell, I’ve had worse nicknames. ---
**Author:** ![DrLoveGun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@DrLoveGun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrLoveGun)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/58 "2005-03-23T02:06:49Z")
Using the other, less popular middle name, street you grew up on, I’m Oswald Milbank. Interesting ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/59 "2005-03-23T02:17:38Z")
I like to think mine’s decent - Trampy Winthrop. Aw yeah. It would only work for bad 70’s porn, though, with heavy bass guitar and extra moans in the background that sounds like a tourbus full of people are in the same room w/ the couple. My mom’s is better, tho; she grew up on a farm. She’d be Muley Froggybottom. ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/60 "2005-03-23T02:41:06Z")
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