# What's your porno name? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 22, 2005, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692 "2005-03-22T07:15:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/61 "2005-03-23T02:42:00Z")
Well, if I used the formula, I would be Columbia Frisk. But I like my other name better: **The Great Pillar** ---
**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/62 "2005-03-23T03:11:05Z")
With the first pet/first street formula, I’m Elmo Cooley. Not bad. I like that way it rolls off my tongue. It might be better as my Pimp Name, however. Especially if I spell it Elmo Cool E 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![laurelann](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5daacb/32.png) [@laurelann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/laurelann)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/63 "2005-03-23T03:16:39Z")
By the pet name/street name formula, I’m Charlie Smith. How boring am I? Maybe change it to Charli, as I’m not a dude. I think I need a better one… the BF suggested Destiny Marlowe. Riiight. ---
**Author:** ![laurelann](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5daacb/32.png) [@laurelann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/laurelann)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/64 "2005-03-23T03:18:07Z")
And **gfloyd** would be “Ugly Shakespeare” via the formula. ---
**Author:** ![Skellington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/94ad74/32.png) [@Skellington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skellington)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/65 "2005-03-23T03:43:24Z")
Mine (that I put up earlier) was, BTW, Pet + 1st street. Rather odd because Vixen is also my nickname (along with tiger and bloody book-worm smart-arse) 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Shana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@Shana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shana)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/66 "2005-03-23T04:06:24Z")
By the first pet name/street name formula…Brandy Boxwood. Has a certain porno ring I suppose? ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/67 "2005-03-23T05:27:39Z")
Booster Grommet 😛 ---
**Author:** ![OhFace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecccb3/32.png) [@OhFace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OhFace)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/68 "2005-03-23T22:27:18Z")
By old fashioned definition I woud be: Sunshine Lincoln 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/69 "2005-03-23T23:46:22Z")
I like Ohface better :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/70 "2005-03-24T00:38:38Z")
> [@bclouse](#): > > You don’t have to work in porno to have a porno handle. > > I’m Harry Mitts and who might you be? pet/street Rover Andover ---
**Author:** ![OhFace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecccb3/32.png) [@OhFace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OhFace)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/71 "2005-03-24T02:17:45Z")
> [@Meeko](#): > > I like Ohface better :eek: :o “O” Me too! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Banquet\_Bear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/banquet_bear/32/373_2.png) [@Banquet\_Bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banquet_Bear)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/72 "2005-03-24T02:32:13Z")
…Whiskey Ngatiapa :eek: 😕 :eek: ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/73 "2005-03-24T02:37:33Z")
> [@Shana](#): > > By the first pet name/street name formula…Brandy Boxwood. > Has a certain porno ring I suppose? OOh, maybe rearrange it…Wooden Brandysbox perhaps? ---
**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/74 "2005-03-24T02:42:42Z")
Al’s the name. Al Dente. ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/75 "2005-03-24T02:56:00Z")
Actually, I think **pinkfreud** is a pretty cool porno name, so I won’t change it. ---
**Author:** ![iggy\_popov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@iggy\_popov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iggy_popov)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/76 "2005-03-24T03:08:15Z")
If you go with the middle name + 1st street I come out with , Peter Greenwood. Lucky me huh? ---
**Author:** ![bclouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@bclouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bclouse)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/77 "2005-03-24T22:28:54Z")
I have **Chick Lickie** if anyone’s needs to start working right away. Also **Dick Lickie** if you’re a gay star. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/78 "2005-03-25T04:45:11Z")
Ernest Beechwood? I guess it might work if it were porn written by Oscar Wilde. And if I weren’t female… ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/79 "2005-03-25T05:22:56Z")
Using pet/street name formula thing, I’m Yankee School. No wonder I’m not a porn star. ---
**Author:** ![Sarah\_Woodruff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df788c/32.png) [@Sarah\_Woodruff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarah_Woodruff)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/80 "2005-03-25T06:44:16Z")
> [@Askance](#): > > My formulaic name would be **Ra Warringah** , which sound smore like an obscure school’s warcry to me. Heh heh, I’m from Sydney too, and if I’d been born when my folks lived in their first house, I’d be **Gutsy EasternValleyWay**. As it is, just call me **Gutsy McLelland.** Sounds like I’d be a corseted chick with a heart of gold and a Mae West tone of voice… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692.md?page=5)