# What's your porno name? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 22, 2005, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692 "2005-03-22T07:15:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/81 "2005-03-25T07:01:13Z")
According to a porn name generator site I used years ago, I’ve never forgotten this, because it is my favourite: **Pearl Nicklaus** Pet name/Street name, however, my name would be **Frisky Utopia**. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/82 "2005-03-25T07:03:23Z")
> [@](#): > > (the result of the old first pet’s name+the street you grew up on formula) Bear 71st. Which halfway works, I suppose… I mean, 71st is just fine, but who ever heard of naming a porn star “Bear” ;)? And does anyone else see the irony in that most of these namesakes are neutered? ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/83 "2005-03-25T15:50:44Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > Bear 71st. Which halfway works, I suppose… > > I mean, 71st is just fine, but who ever heard of naming a porn star “Bear” ;)? > > And does anyone else see the irony in that most of these namesakes are neutered? Hey, mine was spayed, TYVM. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Alonzo\_John\_Blitz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85e7bf/32.png) [@Alonzo\_John\_Blitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alonzo_John_Blitz)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/84 "2005-03-25T17:05:55Z")
Pet/street name = Sam Raleigh - blah. I prefer \*\*Plinth Hardwise \*\*- it has that intellectual/LOTR cachet so sadly missing from today’s porn. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/85 "2005-03-25T17:11:40Z")
The way I heard it was your middle name plus your childhood street name makes your soap opera name. Your porn star name comes from your first pet’s name plus your Mom’s maiden name. I like this system 'cause you get two names and they both work for me. My soap opera name: William Bryant My porn star name: Action Cat Kalas ---
**Author:** ![x-ray\_vision](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/x-ray_vision/32/351_2.png) [@x-ray\_vision](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/x-ray_vision)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/86 "2005-03-25T17:47:21Z")
Tiger Barbour ---
**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/87 "2005-03-25T20:35:39Z")
Bruno Kirby…that name sounds familiar. ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692/88 "2005-03-25T21:51:03Z")
Garfield West ( using the pet/street formula but adapting it, because Garfield Second Avenue doesn’t quite work) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/295692.md?page=4)