# What's Your Porno Name? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 8, 2000, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287 "2000-11-08T12:53:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Inky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7feea3/32.png) [@Inky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky_1)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/21 "2000-11-08T15:34:12Z")
Meet Asian/Scottish porn sensation: {b]Chin-Chin McDonald\*\*!! ---
**Author:** ![Thing\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@Thing\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing_1)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/22 "2000-11-08T16:26:27Z")
Arbuckle Wootton ---
**Author:** ![Sweet\_Sue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Sweet\_Sue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweet_Sue)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/23 "2000-11-08T16:41:37Z")
\*\*sub         [/sub]O         º       sub[/sub]         +         A         " \*\* ---
**Author:** ![uberDave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f04885/32.png) [@uberDave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/uberDave)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/24 "2000-11-08T16:43:19Z")
Dutch Jansen. I don’t think so… ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/25 "2000-11-08T16:44:37Z")
**Moderator’s Notes:** The other copy of this thread, which is now closed, may be found here: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=45623](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=45623) Spritle, I realize you are new to the SDMB, so here’s a bit of friendly advice. If you make post duplicate threads, or have any other technical problems of this nature, please advise the appropriate forum moderator(s). We try to keep things neat and orderly here and would rather not have several active threads on the topic. This is advice for the rest of you, too. Thanks, UncleBeer, for the SDMB ---
**Author:** ![Pandora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eada6e/32.png) [@Pandora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pandora)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/26 "2000-11-08T16:54:10Z")
That would make me: Brandy Cherry 🙂 -pandora ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/27 "2000-11-08T16:54:21Z")
**Morgan Main** or **Poochie Main**? Those are girly! How 'bout a made up one … **Girth Deeply**? ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/28 "2000-11-08T16:56:19Z")
My street alone (Buck Jones Road) is better than my following the formula: Athena Buck Jones. ---
**Author:** ![relic\_11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/50afbb/32.png) [@relic\_11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/relic_11)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/29 "2000-11-08T18:36:24Z")
Squeekers Earl? I don’t think so… Oh the images… Big fat guy named Earl, “squeek, Squeek, SQUEEK!” _shudder_ ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/30 "2000-11-08T18:41:06Z")
Two classic I haven’t seen in this thread yet: Buster Hymen Haywood Jablowme ---
**Author:** ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/31 "2000-11-08T18:52:05Z")
Tawny LeMaire or Lady LeMaire Hmm, I guess either one would be good ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/32 "2000-11-08T18:54:49Z")
Bwahahahahahahhaahaha! “Muffin Hill” or “Muffin Hammond” I grew up on Hammond Hill Road, and Muffin was my first Great Dane. ---
**Author:** ![TP605](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f4b2a3/32.png) [@TP605](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TP605)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/33 "2000-11-08T19:02:29Z")
King Woodridge works for me I think you are too quick to dismiss WALLY FLAXMAN and Zachias Cematery On the other hand maybe someone should be Blowme Sweetsue? ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/34 "2000-11-08T19:08:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by spritle \* > \*\*If you were in the “adult entertainment” industry, what would your name be? > > A local radio station says that you can figure out your porno name thus: > > 1. first name = name of first pet > 2. last name = name of first street on which you lived. > > \*\* By this method my name would be; Luna Pawnee However I have always thought that if I did a porno, my name would be Miles Long ---
**Author:** ![Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helen_s_Eidolon)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/35 "2000-11-08T19:16:06Z")
By your formula, I’d be: Smokey Vendome The other formula I heard (middle name+ current street name) Pamela St. Antoine I like the first better =\> ---
**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/36 "2000-11-08T19:25:54Z")
Formula: Sadie Highway 520 IRL: Dan Alan is my porno name. ---
**Author:** ![vix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a88e4f/32.png) [@vix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vix)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/37 "2000-11-08T19:27:02Z")
Mine’s not bad: **Star Belvedere** ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/38 "2000-11-08T19:31:13Z")
Baby Broadmoor Ugh! ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/39 "2000-11-08T19:32:50Z")
By your formula, “Cappucino Carmen”… don’t think so. Medical case studies use fake names. The people in STD cases are always strippers with names like “Crystal Glaze”. Yeccch. ---
**Author:** ![cheezit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@cheezit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cheezit)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/40 "2000-11-08T19:37:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by spritle \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by cheezit \* > > \*\*Mugzey DelRio at your service. :D:D \*\* > > Was this supposed to be a pun? If so, EXCELLENT. If not, how serendipitous (and sublime). \*\* No, not a pun. I had an English Bulldog named Mugzey and I lived on Del Rio Rd. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287.md?page=3)