# What's Your Porno Name? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 8, 2000, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287 "2000-11-08T12:53:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![PurePhreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7993a0/32.png) [@PurePhreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurePhreak)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/41 "2000-11-08T19:38:03Z")
mine would be Natasha little point or Natasha Tupelo no offense tasha it is true that was my dogs name -Pure Phreak ---
**Author:** ![ThreeLeggedBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ThreeLeggedBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThreeLeggedBob)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/42 "2000-11-08T19:39:24Z")
Frost Skylark Interesting. ---
**Author:** ![tubagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b77776/32.png) [@tubagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tubagirl)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/43 "2000-11-08T19:42:51Z")
Kitten Morning Glory ---
**Author:** ![Just\_A\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@Just\_A\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_A_Girl)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/44 "2000-11-08T19:45:28Z")
According to the formula, my porn name would be: Brandy Daffodil Kinda Cute huh? šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/45 "2000-11-08T19:47:23Z")
Vinnie Baltimore per formula, not bad for a guy Harlotta Faginaā€”itā€™s been done Sin Sationalā€”might work Rose Muskā€”I like that Ivana Laysā€“cause you canā€™t eat just one Ivana Doyaā€”cause I do Fila She hoā€”just like the sound of that Smellslikelilacsnwhiteroses----kinds long but accurate Tasteslikehoneywineā€”see above Dora Heaven ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/46 "2000-11-08T19:51:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LaurAnge \* > The other formula I heard (middle name+ current street name) > Pamela St. Antoine > \*\* That would make me Jayne State Route 122ā€”ick ---
**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/47 "2000-11-08T19:54:58Z")
cheezit, The pun in question was your use of ā€œserviceā€. In the porno industry, as in prostitution circles, this is often used as a verb meaning, well, to service. (anything more might be too graphic šŸ™‚ ) ---
**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/48 "2000-11-08T20:05:43Z")
I remember a kitty named Tinkerbelle, and living on Blue Mound road a lonnnnnnng time agoā€¦ _Tinkerbelle Blue Mound?!_ :eek: My husband would be Rusty Drexel. ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/49 "2000-11-08T20:21:33Z")
Well according to your formula my name would be _drum roll_ Skipper 113 Stā€¦ Since I donā€™t like that one how about I use the name of the area of town I lived in? That one sounds better it _Skipper Beverly_ Not too bad I donā€™t thinkā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/50 "2000-11-08T20:28:15Z")
Formula: Harley Willow Glen Personally dubbed Hooty McBoob. ---
**Author:** ![orr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e47c2d/32.png) [@orr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/orr)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/51 "2000-11-08T20:30:31Z")
Well, according to the first formula, my porn name would be: Puppy Capp?! (yes, my first pet was a cat named ā€œPuppyā€) According to the second formula itā€™d be: Joseph Capp. Sexay, ne? Naw, if I could choose a porn name, itā€™d be something like Ronny Rection or Dick Mountainjoy. A good one for a female: Ophelia Balls šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Gravity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gravity/32/14322_2.png) [@Gravity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gravity)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/52 "2000-11-08T21:13:12Z")
Golly. Iā€™d be Cookie Woodchuck. ---
**Author:** ![Harold\_Richards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/aeb1de/32.png) [@Harold\_Richards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harold_Richards)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/53 "2000-11-08T21:27:55Z")
Harold Richards ---
**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2000, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/54 "2000-11-09T14:57:03Z")
Thought of some othersā€¦ Harry (anything) e.g.; Harry Scrotum, etc. Betty (almost anything) e.g.; Betty Duzme ---
**Author:** ![Stimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/779978/32.png) [@Stimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stimpy)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2000, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/55 "2000-11-09T15:10:47Z")
i love mine - Rinti Stainburne ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2000, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/56 "2000-11-09T15:16:35Z")
**Poky Wallace** Thatā€™s a good one! ---
**Author:** ![JoeyHemlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ba0ec/32.png) [@JoeyHemlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoeyHemlock)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2000, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/57 "2000-11-09T17:09:04Z")
My name by the formula is: **Joey Hemlock**. Now you know. I like it better than my real name. ---
**Author:** ![flup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d07c76/32.png) [@flup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flup)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2000, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/58 "2000-11-09T17:14:50Z")
NO formula, just chose it one day: Rob-John Sawce ---
**Author:** ![RonA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@RonA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RonA)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2000, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/59 "2000-11-09T17:32:10Z")
Rusty Boyd ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2000, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/60 "2000-11-09T20:25:46Z")
Either Tippy or Muffin Matthews. How oddā€¦ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287.md?page=4)