# What's Your Porno Name? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 8, 2000, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287 "2000-11-08T12:53:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2000, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/61 "2000-11-09T20:53:17Z")
Gordon Parkview. Eh. Not happy. Not for a girl. First female pet? Pepper. Eh. Still not happy. ---
**Author:** ![Birdie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/71e660/32.png) [@Birdie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Birdie)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2000, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/62 "2000-11-09T21:33:24Z")
mine would be Whiskers Willow… at least there’s alliteration. if i had to choose one, i’d be Angelica Cherrywood 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2000, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/63 "2000-11-09T22:04:21Z")
Cricket Sunrise That’s **Mr.** Cricket Sunrise to you. And stop looking up my dress. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/64 "2000-11-10T00:23:12Z")
I’ve been avoiding this thread because all my pets have been female. So for this thread’s purposes you will have to consider me a drag queen. Formula: **Candy Frontier** Current Pet and Street: **Daisy-Bob Corbett** Others through the years: **Kharma Cumberland Kitty Brown Laverne and Shirly Gorham** and my personal favorite: **Lunchmeat Armory** ---
**Author:** ![Saltire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saltire/32/553_2.png) [@Saltire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saltire)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/65 "2000-11-10T01:00:10Z")
Howdy, spritle! How’re Speed and Ace? My porn name: Cheyenne Church. I think it would be fine on a woman, but not on me. ---
**Author:** ![Purd\_Werfect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47c2d/32.png) [@Purd\_Werfect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purd_Werfect)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/66 "2000-11-10T06:40:32Z")
Thunder Sultana Buckawow! ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/67 "2000-11-10T06:43:02Z")
Chip Red Mill Drive. That just has _no_ resonance whatsoever. Damnit. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/68 "2000-11-10T10:06:21Z")
According to the formula, possibly the worst porno name you can imagine : Goober Annaquatucket ---
**Author:** ![blastfurnace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5e9695/32.png) [@blastfurnace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blastfurnace)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/69 "2000-11-10T11:43:46Z")
**Eutychus55** , that name rocks hard. This is mine, which I consider fairly neat-o: “Obidiah Rebellion” You may call me that from now on if you wish. ---
**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/70 "2000-11-10T12:20:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Saltire \* > **Howdy, spritle! How’re Speed and Ace?** Quite fine, thanks. And stop looking at Trixie’s ass! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Earthman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9dc877/32.png) [@Earthman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthman)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/71 "2000-11-10T13:25:47Z")
According to the formula, I’m Elmo Montfort. Hey, where is everyone going? ---
**Author:** ![Sn-man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Sn-man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sn-man)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/72 "2000-11-10T14:00:58Z")
Rusty Cody at your service ---
**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/73 "2000-11-10T18:31:13Z")
Well, I once had a dog named john. And (not quite street name), I once lived at Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. Which would be John Seymour-Johnson. Hmm…not quite the leg of the adult-entertainment industry I’d want to work for, I think. How about Rod Buttram 😉 BTW, don’t think there’s really a Seymour-Johnson Air Force Base? check out [http://www.seymourjohnson.af.mil/public/](http://www.seymourjohnson.af.mil/public/) ---
**Author:** ![Edwardina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Edwardina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edwardina)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/74 "2000-11-10T19:00:52Z")
Sadie Sky Vista. No sir, I don’t like it. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/75 "2000-11-10T19:46:27Z")
Mine would be Big Red Beltline… Almost as good as my real porn name: Stretcher Wholesome ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/76 "2000-11-10T20:02:12Z")
By first formula, I’d be Blackie Wayne. Which is about as hip as a little white girl can get. Second, Rae McLean. Still not really porn material, I think. My Glam Name is Multiplex Silversex. I’m not really sure how I feel about that one, either. For a glam name, [http://qix.lm.com/cgi-bin/fun/glamname.pl](http://qix.lm.com/cgi-bin/fun/glamname.pl) ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/77 "2000-11-10T20:06:38Z")
Saw two good stripper names recently: • A clothing company our magazine works with is called “Juicy Couture” • A travel piece in “Town & Country” a few months back was headlined “Ritzy St. Bart” —Can’t you just see 'em on a double bill? ---
**Author:** ![tevya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@tevya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tevya)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/78 "2000-11-10T20:33:29Z")
Heidi Wildnerness Or Smokey Trail (I had 2 dogs–Heidi and Smokey and the first Named Street I remember was Wilderness Trail). ---
**Author:** ![Purd\_Werfect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47c2d/32.png) [@Purd\_Werfect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purd_Werfect)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287/79 "2000-11-10T21:02:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nymysys \* > \*\*My Glam Name is Multiplex Silversex. I’m not really sure how I feel about that one, either. > > For a glam name, [http://qix.lm.com/cgi-bin/fun/glamname.pl](http://qix.lm.com/cgi-bin/fun/glamname.pl) \*\* Thanks for the link **Nymysys**! My glam name for my real name is **Icy Glitterpants**. My glam name for my nick is **Continental Blowfreak**. I would almost be willing to legally change to either one… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/40287.md?page=3)