# What's your porno name?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/73488>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 23, 2001, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/73488 "2001-07-23T00:35:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/73488/21 "2001-07-23T06:30:31Z")

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Kimo Hollingsworth.

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**Author:** ![rogue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/94ad74/32.png) [@rogue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rogue)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/73488/22 "2001-07-23T16:16:51Z")

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\*\* first pet / mothers maiden name \*\*  
Foxy Paige  
\*\* first pet / first street name \*\*  
Foxy Swallows  
\*\* middle name / first street name \*\*  
Eliza Swallows

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**Author:** ![kiz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7feea3/32.png) [@kiz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kiz)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/73488/23 "2001-07-23T20:08:31Z")

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**first pet / mothers maiden name**  
Utze (pronounced oot-zee) Rigopoulous  
(nothing like a good old fashioned German-Greek tongue twister, eh? ;))

**first pet / first street name**  
Utze Marlborough  
_trying not to launch into a gigglefit here_

**middle name / first street name**  
Laura Marlborough  
…which sounds more like the heroine of a “bodice ripper” (in which case one could classify it as very soft porn?!?)  
…or a distant veddy-proper member of the British gentry?

_imagining herself tossing her long raven curls…that is, if she had long raven curls in RL…_

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**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/73488/24 "2001-07-23T21:16:08Z")

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Zorrillo Machuca. Doesn’t really sound too appealing.

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**Author:** ![Tyklfe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3e96dc/32.png) [@Tyklfe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tyklfe)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/73488/25 "2001-07-23T22:24:23Z")

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**First Pet/Mother’s Maiden Name**  
Trampy Treat

**First Pet/Street Name**  
Trampy Catawba

**Middle Name/Street Name**  
Jesse Catawba

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**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-porno-name/73488/26 "2001-07-23T23:56:19Z")

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I never had a pet until I got married and my wife brought her little mutt with her so I didn’t pick out the pet name, but it’s eerie how well it works out here. My porn name would be:

Romeo Grandstaff

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