# What's your 'Prison Bitch' name? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 23, 2001, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004 "2001-04-23T15:08:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/1 "2001-04-23T15:08:50Z")
I’m apperently a whore. Well, who knows, maybe I would have been a good one.😉 Here’s the link. [http://members.iglou.com/lyons/bitchGen.html](http://members.iglou.com/lyons/bitchGen.html) ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/2 "2001-04-23T15:10:37Z")
So am I. I’m He whore. nice. ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/3 "2001-04-23T15:12:08Z")
Oooops!!! The subject whent wrong, it should have been, What’s your “Prison Bitch” name? ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/4 "2001-04-23T15:15:09Z")
hmm, with my nickname i’m Herr Homo. But my full name is One Nut . . . hmm ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/5 "2001-04-23T15:16:08Z")
‘Gimp’, apparently. How embarassing. ---
**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/6 "2001-04-23T15:16:49Z")
Just call me “Towelboy”. Hmmm… Should I put in a request to Tuba? ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/7 "2001-04-23T15:18:36Z")
If I use my real name I’m “The Harpoon” (“Salad Tosser” if I use my full name), if I use my SD Name, I’m “Twinkle Toes” ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/8 "2001-04-23T15:20:01Z")
Turd Knocker will fix your thread title, whore. ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/9 "2001-04-23T15:25:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*Turd Knocker will fix your thread title, whore. \*\* Thank you so much **Turd Knocker**. ---
**Author:** ![Kayeby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de0a6/32.png) [@Kayeby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kayeby)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/10 "2001-04-23T15:26:54Z")
I’m **Dildo Head** apparently. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/11 "2001-04-23T15:31:39Z")
**The Harpoon** checks in. I kinda like that! ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/12 "2001-04-23T15:32:00Z")
Either ‘Gay Boy’ or ‘Ugly Skank Bitch Twat’ depending if I use Joe or Joseph. I think I’ll go with my full name from now on. It generates more fun. Fun for the whole family! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/13 "2001-04-23T15:34:40Z")
**Fist Fucker** at your service. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/14 "2001-04-23T15:35:00Z")
Using my real name: Fuzzy Nuts Using my SDMB name: Juicy Ass And Bill, the comments I could make… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/15 "2001-04-23T15:36:13Z")
Self-Toucher. Wanta shake hands? ---
**Author:** ![slackergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@slackergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slackergirl)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/16 "2001-04-23T15:37:33Z")
Yikes. I am sooooo uncool. Real name: Tubby Bitch (How’d they know?) Screen name: Self-Toucher (How’d they know?) ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/17 "2001-04-23T15:37:58Z")
Cool. Mine came up as “Ox.” Bow before me, you gaggle of fist fuckers, whores, and people with nut problems. ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/18 "2001-04-23T15:39:13Z")
Whoops. I spoke too soon. When I used my SDMB name instead of my real name, it came up as “Ball Sucker.” I think I’ll stick with Ox. ---
**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/19 "2001-04-23T15:44:15Z")
Real name: “ **Glory Hole** ”. Screen name: “ **Double Fisted** ” Yeeeeowwwch! ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/20 "2001-04-23T15:46:24Z")
**Hot Hole**. Yeah, Baby. 😃 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004.md?page=2)