# What's your 'Prison Bitch' name? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 23, 2001, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004 "2001-04-23T15:08:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Gundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Gundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundy)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/21 "2001-04-23T15:47:36Z")
Someone there knows a lot about me. **Dick. Slick Dick.** ---
**Author:** ![DVous\_Means](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@DVous\_Means](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DVous_Means)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/22 "2001-04-23T15:48:54Z")
I submitted my SD name and got Nipple Nibbler! …one of my more favourite sports…😃 ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/23 "2001-04-23T15:52:32Z")
Nickname + Last Name = Fancy Pants First Name + Last Name = Glory Hole SMDB Name = Ass Muncher I just can’t catch a break. Maybe if I stay out of the showers long enough I’ll be too stinky for luvin’. ---
**Author:** ![Soda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@Soda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soda)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/24 "2001-04-23T15:56:08Z")
My real name: **Cum Stain**. I kinda like it. My SDMB name: **Cock Gobler**. I like that too. Or maybe I’m just wierd… ---
**Author:** ![Nausicaa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@Nausicaa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nausicaa)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/25 "2001-04-23T15:57:31Z")
I’m Aryan Fuck Toy I don’t know what to say… ---
**Author:** ![Damhna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Damhna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damhna)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/26 "2001-04-23T16:10:41Z")
SDMB name : Faggot Enforcer Real Name : The Undertaker Mom would have been so proud. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/27 "2001-04-23T16:19:42Z")
This is hysterical! Screen Name as one name = \*\*Ass Cunt \*\* :eek: Sounds like a jarbaby insult. SN as two names = Weed Wacker. Eh. My real name = **Shower Stalker** 😃 I like it! ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/28 "2001-04-23T16:20:47Z")
Real: Gay Boy SDMB: Queer Johnny ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/29 "2001-04-23T16:20:55Z")
**Asspick** checking in. ---
**Author:** ![monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monster)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/30 "2001-04-23T16:24:49Z")
Real name = Fancy Pants SD name = Sweet Cheeks ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/31 "2001-04-23T16:38:46Z")
Hey, how did they know? I’m **Sweet Lips**. Hell, I oughta be worth at least 2 or 3 cartons of cigarettes when the Aryans sell my ass! ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/32 "2001-04-23T17:35:21Z")
**monster** - no way, bitch, I got dibs on “Fancy Pants”. Find yourself another moniker. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monster)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/33 "2001-04-23T17:54:45Z")
OK Fancy Pants, my new name uses my first and middle names with my last name. You may now call me “Bitch Ho”. Which, I like better than Fancy Pants anyway! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/34 "2001-04-23T18:07:54Z")
Real Name : **Juicy Ass** SDMB Name : **Salad Tosser** And yet I was called neither of these during my time in The Clink. katie ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/35 "2001-04-23T18:22:07Z")
real name:Beecher screen name: Fist Fucker Mom would b so happy. ---
**Author:** ![OneDollarWilliam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/fbc32d/32.png) [@OneDollarWilliam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneDollarWilliam)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/36 "2001-04-23T18:52:32Z")
Real Name: Squealing Piglet SD Nick: Faggot My mother would weep at the very notion. ---
**Author:** ![StephenG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@StephenG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StephenG)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/37 "2001-04-23T18:54:47Z")
SDMB name: One Nut Real Name: Fist Fucker Nick + Last Name: Tubby Bitch Just call me “Silent Bob” … A friend of mine got “Fruity Pebbles”. =) ---
**Author:** ![Intriguing\_Question\_Mark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ee59a6/32.png) [@Intriguing\_Question\_Mark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intriguing_Question_Mark)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/38 "2001-04-23T19:21:58Z")
First name: The One-Eyed Ogre First and last name: Stubby SDMB name: Ass Executioner I like The One-Eyed Ogre for some reason… ---
**Author:** ![Deanomon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e36b37/32.png) [@Deanomon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deanomon)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/39 "2001-04-23T19:55:51Z")
Faggot Enforcer - So don’t ya’ll step outta line! ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/40 "2001-04-23T20:01:08Z")
**The Perv** Well, yes… but Can this guy actually see me? I mean, people been calling me that my whole life! You need kink, well this proves it - I’m your Perv. BTW, to keep things clear, **Falcon** yer “Juicy Ass 1”, **katiekilldare** yer “Juicy Ass 2”. Though I coulda told you that already. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004.md?page=3)