# What's your 'Prison Bitch' name? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 23, 2001, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004 "2001-04-23T15:08:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/41 "2001-04-23T20:05:55Z")
Fat Boy using my actual name, and Shit Eater using my SN. I think there’s some sort of correlation there . . . ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/42 "2001-04-23T20:22:35Z")
Real Name: Turd Tapper (:eek:) SDMB Name: Cock Sucker (that would explain my popularity) ---
**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/43 "2001-04-23T20:51:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tygr \* > \*\ ***The Perv** > > BTW, to keep things clear, **Falcon** yer “Juicy Ass 1”, **katiekilldare** yer “Juicy Ass 2”. > > \*\* I just put in “Juicy Ass 2” and I got **Count Suckula**. I’m Prison Bitch Royalty! ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/44 "2001-04-23T21:02:35Z")
Ok, this could get a little complicated. SDMB Name: **Sweet Cheeks** - Makes Sense. Real first name + Real last name: **Fist Fucker** - No comment. [sub]I don’t go by my first name, I go by my middle name, so …[/sub] Real middle name (Michael) + Real last name: **The Jacker** - Well, duh. and the coup de tat … My middle name as it is usually used (Mike) + last name: **Long Dong Kong** … 🆒 … Hello ladies. ---
**Author:** ![DigitalMuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@DigitalMuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalMuse)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/45 "2001-04-23T21:37:25Z")
Real Name: Cock Gobler SDMB Name: He Whore ---
**Author:** ![little\_bit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/46 "2001-04-23T21:46:05Z")
Real name = Keller’s Fuck Boy (nice, but i’m a girl) SDMB name = Fruity Pebbles ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/47 "2001-04-23T21:47:02Z")
Real Name: **Asspick** SDMB Name: **Sweet Cheeks** ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/48 "2001-04-23T22:50:01Z")
Boy Pussy for my real name. Cock Sucker for Speaker Dead. It’s hinting at something, I think. ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/49 "2001-04-23T22:50:01Z")
Boy Pussy for my real name. Cock Sucker for Speaker Dead. It’s hinting at something, I think. ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/50 "2001-04-23T23:03:39Z")
Cum Queen for my real name and Hung Muther for Odie Man…hmmm I’d rather be a hung muther then a cum queen any day… Keith ---
**Author:** ![Aglarond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c77e96/32.png) [@Aglarond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aglarond)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/51 "2001-04-24T00:09:07Z")
Aglarond - Dildo Head Real name - Hung Muther I’m with Odieman. I’ll stick with Hung Muther ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/52 "2001-04-24T00:11:36Z")
Real name: Beecher SDMB name: Juicy Ass So I would be Juicy Ass III?? ---
**Author:** ![E.J.Fudd\_Millionaire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a183cd/32.png) [@E.J.Fudd\_Millionaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E.J.Fudd_Millionaire)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/53 "2001-04-24T02:41:51Z")
Real Name: The Jacker SDMB Name: The Ass Mangler …um…well, I guess that’s better than “Captain Ass Mangler.” ---
**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/54 "2001-04-24T04:04:08Z")
I’m “The Alter Boy” Gee, I’m not even Catholic… ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/55 "2001-04-24T04:10:20Z")
Real Name: **Sweet Cheeks** (awww, prison guys say the sweetest things…) Screen Name: **The Fist** (hmm…something wrong here…) ---
**Author:** ![VenusGirlTrap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/58956e/32.png) [@VenusGirlTrap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VenusGirlTrap)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/56 "2001-04-24T04:24:11Z")
My first name as Steph: Cum Queen. First name as Stephanie: Cum Bucket. ---
**Author:** ![fchick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/919ad9/32.png) [@fchick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fchick)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/57 "2001-04-24T04:54:36Z")
I am the fist! ---
**Author:** ![fchick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/919ad9/32.png) [@fchick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fchick)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/58 "2001-04-24T04:59:20Z")
And “shower stalker” i think i like that one better. ---
**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/59 "2001-04-24T05:07:59Z")
Long Dong Kong (it’s uncanny isn’t it?) ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/60 "2001-04-24T05:12:01Z")
real name: Baby Buns SD Name: Weed Whacker Baby buns is nicer. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004.md?page=4)