# What's your 'Prison Bitch' name? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 23, 2001, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004 "2001-04-23T15:08:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/61 "2001-04-24T05:15:21Z")
er, “Aryan Fuck Toy”. I guess those skinheads go for some nice Latino booty… :eek: ---
**Author:** ![straykat23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@straykat23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/straykat23)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/62 "2001-04-24T05:33:16Z")
Sugar Pussy at your service… ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/63 "2001-04-24T05:53:07Z")
Well, apparently, I am **Cum Guzzler** –interesting! ---
**Author:** ![donnie\_rotten](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/71e660/32.png) [@donnie\_rotten](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donnie_rotten)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/64 "2001-04-24T05:56:06Z")
With my real full name… The Alter Boy. When I used my most common nickname with my real last name (Don), I got the Water Boy. Unless my cellmate happens to be Andy Dick, I’m in real trouble, aren’t I? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Broken\_Doll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@Broken\_Doll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Doll)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/65 "2001-04-24T06:52:24Z")
Using real first and last name: **Aryan Fuck Toy** SD Name: **Sweet Lips** Hmmm… ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_Rhosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@Sir\_Rhosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Rhosis)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/66 "2001-04-24T06:59:53Z")
Dave Eversole. . . Juicy Ass Sir Rhosis. . . . The Fist I’m at a loss for a quip… Sir ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/67 "2001-04-24T09:08:02Z")
“Nut Buster” here. Hmm. Probably means I _won’t_ get a date tonight … ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/68 "2001-04-24T09:17:26Z")
SDMB - “Snaggle Tooth” (wt…?) ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/69 "2001-04-24T09:51:38Z")
Mine is ‘Horse Hung Harry’. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/70 "2001-04-24T09:54:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by evilbeth \* > \*\*Well, apparently, I am **Cum Guzzler** –interesting! \*\* So, how YOU doin’? 😉 Mine : **Tubby Bitch**. Tubby??? ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/71 "2001-04-24T09:55:16Z")
I am **Fudge Boy**. ---
**Author:** ![ageless6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@ageless6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ageless6)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/72 "2001-04-24T13:48:41Z")
Real name: Keller’s fuck boy SN: The undertaker, apparently because Keller likes to take me in the nether region. That Keller, he da man,and he’s funny as an enema. ---
**Author:** ![SkeptiJess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@SkeptiJess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkeptiJess)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/73 "2001-04-24T13:55:06Z")
_Fruity Peebles_, here. That’s not too bad. Maybe I’ll put in my husband’s name… Ah, he’s _Cum Queen_. Nice. Do you think I should make up a patch with his new handle to put on his motorcycle vest? ---
**Author:** ![Hometownboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5e9695/32.png) [@Hometownboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hometownboy)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/74 "2001-04-24T13:56:05Z")
Real name **Skank Cunt** Screen Name \*\* The One Eyed Ogre \*\* Which would YOU choose? Perhaps one for social occasions and another for intimates? ---
**Author:** ![Sweet\_Walter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7cd45c/32.png) [@Sweet\_Walter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweet_Walter)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/75 "2001-04-24T14:14:18Z")
HungMuther14 standing by. It sound so much better than Fancy Pants BTW WallyM7 = Man Hole He would have been proud. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/76 "2001-04-24T16:02:21Z")
I am Sugar Plum Fairy!!! What the hell?!?!?! I wanted to be Sweet Cheeks! ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/77 "2001-04-24T16:59:49Z")
Pleased to meet all of you! My name is **Golden Shower Whore** , and this is my husband, **Twinkle Toes**. That site RAWKS. I’ve sent it around to my friends and loved ones, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/78 "2001-04-24T17:07:46Z")
First + Last = Mouth-Mangler Middle + Last= Cock Gobler First + Middle + Last = Cum Guzzler Nick + Last = The Altar Boy SDMB = Beecher or Gay Boy (depending if I put it all in one box or one name in each) ---
**Author:** ![beckwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b487fb/32.png) [@beckwall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beckwall)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/79 "2001-04-24T18:35:54Z")
I am the one, the only, the original Fuck Stick. It’s a co-ed prison, right? With gentle, attractive guards? OK, I will remain Fuck Stick… ---
**Author:** ![Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004/80 "2001-04-24T20:56:17Z")
Cower before me, peasants! You are in the presence of the mighty **Count Suckula!** Bwa-hahaha! oh…on a related note: **Cecil Adams** = “Fat Boy”. I think it’s kind of endearing. Possibly another clue into the Master’s appearance? 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-prison-bitch-name/63004.md?page=5)