# What's your ringtone?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-ringtone/303055>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [May 9, 2005, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-ringtone/303055 "2005-05-09T14:27:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-ringtone/303055/1 "2005-05-09T14:27:04Z")

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I broke down and got a new mobile phone last week. I’d been using my Nokia 2160 that I got several years ago. Worked fine, really. But a friend was interested in a mobile phone and we got roped in to one of those aggressive mobile phone providors that set themselves up in malls. I ended up getting a Motorola camera phone with Bluetooth. (I’ll have to get the iMac up and running so I can use the Bluetooth.)

I checked the available ringtones, and the Motorola didn’t have the ‘ring-ring’ that I had on my Nokia. It didn’t really have any ‘phone-like’ rings. So I downloaded _The Peter Gunn Theme_ (for three bucks! :mad: ).

I chose _Peter Gunn_ because A) I used to play _Spyhunter_ a lot when I hung out in arcades; B) it will ‘go with my car’ (when I get it); and C) I really like the tune.

What’s your ringtone?

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**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-ringtone/303055/2 "2005-05-09T14:35:34Z")

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I don’t like musical ringtones myself, too much like Muzak…

:shudders at the thought of Muzak::

…anyway. I’ve always had the regular _rrrrrrrrring_ until a couple of days ago when I changed it to a recording of an Andrew Lawrence\* song.

\*Andrew Lawrence is a British comedian who sings. If you know him and like him, I admire your taste. The song in question is “Bitch from the Lake” available from all good students when we pester him enough to release a CD

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-ringtone/303055/3 "2005-05-09T14:50:11Z")

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Spyhunter…man it’s been a while! My old Midget used to be able to lay an oil slick just like that…

I’ve got Phantom’s music from Phantom of the Opera.

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**Author:** ![seosamh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@seosamh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seosamh)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-ringtone/303055/4 "2005-05-09T14:52:51Z")

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I splashed out a couple of quid on the Irish national anthem.

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**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-ringtone/303055/5 "2005-05-09T14:56:05Z")

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I usually keep mine on vibrate when in public and on my body. At home it just has the default ring tone which sounds like a regular cell phone. Nothing fancy.

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**Author:** ![Caricci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Caricci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caricci)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-ringtone/303055/6 "2005-05-09T14:58:15Z")

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I have KISS singing Rock and Roll All Night because my kid loves KISS and I love him. I paid 2 bucks for it. My husband was using my phone once instead of his and thought his MP3 player was playing two songs at once.

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-ringtone/303055/7 "2005-05-09T15:16:08Z")

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I keep mine on vibrate most of the time, but when I’m using an actual ringing tone, it’s _Hava Nagila_ for people in my phone book and something called “Funk” for anyone else. Both were on my phone already.

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-ringtone/303055/8 "2005-05-09T15:39:25Z")

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The first one on the list for people in my phonebook (and for all the alarms) and the second one on the list for everyone else (invariably telemarketers). As soon as I got my new phone I spent about 2 hours disabling all the animations and flashing lights and stuff to improve the battery life. I like my phone simple.

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**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-ringtone/303055/9 "2005-05-09T15:48:19Z")

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I use the Fraggle Rock theme as my default ringtone. No one else has it, so there is no wondering if it’s me or someone else ringing.

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**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-ringtone/303055/10 "2005-05-09T15:52:37Z")

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Either vibrate or riiiing-ring (also known as Ring 6). I hate hearing others’ musical ring tones, so I sure don’t want that crap coming out of my mobile phone.

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**Author:** ![usar\_jag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f0a364/32.png) [@usar\_jag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/usar_jag)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-ringtone/303055/11 "2005-05-09T16:07:27Z")

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I have my phone set to vibrate, then ring. If I don’t pick up, I’m greated by Richard Nixon saying, “The people what to know if their President is a crook. Well, I’m not a crook. I’ve earned everything I’ve got.”

I never have to wonder who’s phone is ringing.

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**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-ringtone/303055/12 "2005-05-09T16:09:05Z")

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Some people get “Ballroom Blitz,” some get “If You Think I’m Sexy.” 😃

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**Author:** ![elfbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b782af/32.png) [@elfbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfbabe)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-ringtone/303055/13 "2005-05-09T16:29:40Z")

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For numbers not in my phone book, the Zelda 3 main theme.  
For family, the Zelda 3 woods theme.  
For friends, the FF3 victory music.  
For work, the Zelda 3 boss theme.  
For my boyfriend, the FF3 Zozo theme. (He likes that one and insisted.)

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**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-ringtone/303055/14 "2005-05-09T16:33:09Z")

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_Sugar Magnolia_. DeHusband wants me to get \*Fanfare for the Common Man \* and use it as his dedicated ring tone, but I can’t find it anywhere.

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**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-ringtone/303055/15 "2005-05-09T16:36:56Z")

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I am a ringtone slut, I’m afraid. I can customize my ringtones to the callers, so I went utterly mad.

When Mom calls, it plays The Godfather Theme.  
For the in-laws, it’s Tubular Bells.  
My husband’s ring is Anything For Love.  
My daughter’s - Loony Toons Theme.  
Best friend - Feelin’ Groovy  
My friend Kathleen - Irish Washerwoman  
My friend Monti - How Bizzare  
My friend Michael - Tarzan Boy

Default (everyone else) ringer is Fatboy Slim’s Praise You.

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**Author:** ![Push\_You\_Down](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/push_you_down/32/9095_2.png) [@Push\_You\_Down](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Push_You_Down)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-ringtone/303055/16 "2005-05-09T16:44:52Z")

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The Darkness “I Believe in a Thing Called Love” used to be my default… Then my girlfriend made it her special ring. Everyone else gets this funny space jazz one that came with the phone.

I also have Johnny Cash’s “I Walk the Line” but rarely use it because starts slow and it cuts off before it gets to the actual line “I walk the line”.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-ringtone/303055/17 "2005-05-09T16:46:21Z")

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Mine currently plays Bach’s _Toccata & Fugue_. However, when I just went into my phone to confirm the spelling of “Toccata”, I noticed you can write your own ring tones. So, I’ll be spending my lunch hour outside today, figuring out _The Emperor’s March_.

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-ringtone/303055/18 "2005-05-09T16:48:21Z")

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“Big Yellow Taxi.”

I never had one before. I really liked the simple little 5-tone ringer on my cheap Nokia, but I broke it a few months ago, and when I upgraded to a Samsung, all the ringers were hideous and annoying. They sounded like dying doorbells, so I broke down and bought an actual song for a ringtone.

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**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-ringtone/303055/19 "2005-05-09T16:48:36Z")

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Mozart Rondo al Turque right now.  
I desperately wish I knew enough about plugging in the numbers to make a custom one, because I would love the dialtones from the dialing portion of the live version of Du Hast by Rammstein.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-ringtone/303055/20 "2005-05-09T16:53:42Z")

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> [@LifeOnWry](#):
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> My friend Michael - Tarzan Boy

I used to love that song!

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