# what's your stripper name?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [March 25, 2012, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759 "2012-03-25T14:04:41Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@living\_in\_hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/living_in_hell)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2012, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/1 "2012-03-25T14:04:41Z")
Name of first pet + Name of street where you grew up
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### Author:  [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2012, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/2 "2012-03-25T14:23:18Z")
I think we’ve done this before … but here goes:
Sooty ‘Velvet Whiskers’ Riverway
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### Author:  [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2012, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/3 "2012-03-25T14:29:47Z")
Mittens Prison. I’m figured gay porn star would be my destiny.
And yes, I grew up on Prison Road. Which, as I’ve posted, is a country western song waiting to be written.
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### Author:  [@living\_in\_hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/living_in_hell)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2012, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/4 "2012-03-25T14:29:54Z")
Kitty Maple.
For the New England folks.
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### Author:  [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2012, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/5 "2012-03-25T14:31:49Z")
Mine sounds more like a Bond Girl: **Tiki Greentree**.
A woman at my office has the jackpot name, though: **Midnight Cherry**.
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### Author:  [@living\_in\_hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/living_in_hell)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2012, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/6 "2012-03-25T14:36:21Z")
(I guess “pornstar name” should be included?)
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2012, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/7 "2012-03-25T15:19:37Z")
Mine isn’t that great – Tragedy Webster (sounds more like a Victorian heroine).
But if I ever do Indian m2m pron I just noticed a name I’d have to steal – Anil Mandeep.
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### Author:  [@charmstr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/charmstr)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2012, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/8 "2012-03-25T15:31:38Z")
Mine doesn’t work:
Major Moseby 3rd
(the cat was called Major Moseby because he was gray. My mother named him.)
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### Author:  [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2012, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/9 "2012-03-25T15:36:32Z")
Bubbles Place-Charles-Lemoyne?
Yeah, I don’t think that’s going to work.
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### Author:  [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2012, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/10 "2012-03-25T15:40:43Z")
Spunky Fortieth Street
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### Author:  [@Jasper\_Kent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasper_Kent)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2012, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/11 "2012-03-25T15:45:39Z")
I actually have two pretty good ones, from my first and second dogs on my first and second streets:
\*\*Mickey Neartop
Blackie Breslyn\*\*
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### Author:  [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2012, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/12 "2012-03-25T15:48:44Z")
Duchess 14th St.
God, that’s a sexy name.
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### Author:  [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2012, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/13 "2012-03-25T15:58:57Z")
**Pepper Stella**
I must work in drag, I guess.
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### Author:  [@poker\_in\_the\_rear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poker_in_the_rear)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2012, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/14 "2012-03-25T16:21:26Z")
Foxy Redwood
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### Author:  [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2012, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/15 "2012-03-25T17:13:05Z")
Ray Gun Cottonwood. Yup; male stripperdom for me.
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### Author:  [@DadWagonDriver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DadWagonDriver)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2012, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/16 "2012-03-25T17:15:46Z")
Bob Galassi
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### Author:  [@Renee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Renee)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2012, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/17 "2012-03-25T17:32:31Z")
Tasha Stone
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### Author:  [@Glory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glory)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2012, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/18 "2012-03-25T18:14:45Z")
Misty Waxhaw
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### Author:  [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2012, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/19 "2012-03-25T18:21:18Z")
Nervous Oaklawn.
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### Author:  [@Foggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foggy)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2012, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/20 "2012-03-25T18:34:27Z")
Snoopy Ruggles (I think, we lived in a lot of places & had a lot of pets)
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