# what's your stripper name? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 25, 2012, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759 "2012-03-25T14:04:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/21 "2012-03-25T18:41:48Z")
Chelsea Lafayette…_ain’t no streetwalkin’ here!_ high class baby! ---
**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/22 "2012-03-25T18:53:43Z")
Max Edgewood. Awwww yeaaaaah. My wife’s name would be Muffles Cockburn. We make a great duo. ---
**Author:** ![RetroVertigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@RetroVertigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RetroVertigo)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/23 "2012-03-25T19:02:05Z")
Depending on the definition of “my first pet” either, Monster Huntsman or Squeaker Huntsman ---
**Author:** ![florez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b9e5f3/32.png) [@florez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/florez)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/24 "2012-03-25T19:05:24Z")
Juana Lola ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/25 "2012-03-25T19:15:47Z")
Tom Sunset. Now THAT’S a name! ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/26 "2012-03-25T19:16:10Z")
Trixie Logan ---
**Author:** ![Invisible\_Chimp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f05b48/32.png) [@Invisible\_Chimp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Invisible_Chimp)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/27 "2012-03-25T19:20:53Z")
Hooper Smith ---
**Author:** ![Crab\_Rangoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Crab\_Rangoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crab_Rangoon)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/28 "2012-03-25T19:42:55Z")
Baby Sixth I got nuthin’ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/29 "2012-03-25T20:13:48Z")
Vole North Fork When I had Vole, I lived on Glascock Street, which would be even funnier. ---
**Author:** ![Roland\_Orzabal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Roland\_Orzabal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Orzabal)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/30 "2012-03-25T20:16:14Z")
Bosworthington “Boz” Bailey. Hrrm. Dunno about stripper names, but I think my pending webcomic just got a new character. ---
**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/31 "2012-03-25T20:32:48Z")
Patches East 186th. _No wonder it never caught on…_ ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/32 "2012-03-25T21:08:49Z")
Diamond Marks. If I failed as a stripper, I could always be a card shark. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/33 "2012-03-25T21:45:21Z")
Butch 7th Street ---
**Author:** ![Christopher\_Robin\_Davies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8dc957/32.png) [@Christopher\_Robin\_Davies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Christopher_Robin_Davies)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/34 "2012-03-25T21:56:31Z")
“Christopher Robin Davies.” ---
**Author:** ![Ulfreida](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ulfreida/32/8014_2.png) [@Ulfreida](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ulfreida)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/35 "2012-03-25T22:03:26Z")
Frisky Coelho although I still think Nervous Oaklawn wins. ---
**Author:** ![ASanders](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asanders/32/3367_2.png) [@ASanders](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASanders)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/36 "2012-03-25T22:48:39Z")
Elmer W. 89th ---
**Author:** ![emcee2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7bcc69/32.png) [@emcee2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emcee2k)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/37 "2012-03-25T23:30:36Z")
I don’t think I lived on any street long enough to say I grew up there. None of the streets I lived on really work anyway. For instance: “Buttercup US-131”. The best I can do is “Buttercup Michigan”. ---
**Author:** ![sisu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@sisu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sisu)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/38 "2012-03-25T23:42:07Z")
Fluffy Bedford ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/39 "2012-03-25T23:47:13Z")
Rocky Raydean or Serena Williams I’m gonna go with Rocky Raydean ---
**Author:** ![Trom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@Trom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trom)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/40 "2012-03-26T01:51:42Z")
Doc Rural Route 3 Or, after getting a street name, Doc Tamarack [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759.md?page=3)