# what's your stripper name? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 25, 2012, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759 "2012-03-25T14:04:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![gwendee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/35a633/32.png) [@gwendee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gwendee)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/41 "2012-03-26T01:57:04Z")
> [@glee](#): > > I think we’ve done this before … but here goes: > > Sooty ‘Velvet Whiskers’ Riverway Of course we have, and we’ll do it again… Mine’s Cid Manchester (though for the stage I think I’d spell it Cyd) My mom’s (as I posted last time) is Irving Bennet, which she says is more appropriate for a porn accountant than a porn star (or stripper) My son’s is Ferdinand Burbank, which is not such a bad name. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/42 "2012-03-26T02:00:28Z")
> [@Wargamer](#): > > Tom Sunset. > [@Trom](#): > > Doc Tamarack If I ever write a Steam-era fantasy, I’m gonna use these as names of the protagonists! ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/43 "2012-03-26T02:03:35Z")
Burt Wilson. ---
**Author:** ![minionkat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@minionkat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minionkat)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/44 "2012-03-26T02:09:58Z")
Muffin Puff Erie ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/45 "2012-03-26T02:32:58Z")
It’s pretty good actually. Tiger Daphne. I could see that working. ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/46 "2012-03-26T02:34:42Z")
I didn’t have a pet growing up, though as an adult I did acquire two cats named Sylvester and Figaro. I grew up on 32nd Road. So… _Figaro 32_? Sounds more like a nightclub. Most likely a gay nightclub. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.) The closest named street to me was Jordan St., so I guess Sylvester “Sly” Jordan might be a reasonable porn alias. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/47 "2012-03-26T03:41:38Z")
Betsy 157th Street – too bad, I’m a guy. ---
**Author:** ![4d3fect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/4d3fect/32/9728_2.png) [@4d3fect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/4d3fect)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/48 "2012-03-26T03:55:25Z")
Non-starter, really. ---
**Author:** ![Silvorange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Silvorange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silvorange)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/49 "2012-03-26T04:10:54Z")
Honeypot Woodbourne. ---
**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/50 "2012-03-26T04:25:19Z")
Chico Cincinnati! What do I win? ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/51 "2012-03-26T04:27:26Z")
> [@Odesio](#): > > Chico Cincinnati! What do I win? That is a great name! If you were in reach I’d stuff a fiver in your g string. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/52 "2012-03-26T04:28:36Z")
Bear 71. The first name is fine, I guess, but I think that last name needs some work. Maybe if I’d lived a couple blocks further east… ---
**Author:** ![Girl\_From\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3da27b/32.png) [@Girl\_From\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girl_From_Mars)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/53 "2012-03-26T05:19:43Z")
Tasha Shaun Court. Actually think that would work quite well! ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/54 "2012-03-26T14:00:09Z")
Christopher Lynnwood. Well, it has “wood” in the name, so I suppose that’ll do… ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/55 "2012-03-26T14:42:23Z")
Kublai Khan 125th (Kublai Khan was a Great Dane that I don’t actually remember except from my baby pictures.) ---
**Author:** ![ryan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a8b319/32.png) [@ryan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ryan)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/56 "2012-03-26T14:50:18Z")
Tigger Tyler ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/57 "2012-03-26T14:54:04Z")
Pud Leighton. (‘Pud’ rhymed with ‘would’; it was the name of my first cat. I named him after the sound his front feet made on the floor when he jumped down from something.) High-class male stripper, perhaps. Or a butler. Or a butler who strips on the side. Or a stripper who dresses as a butler… ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/58 "2012-03-26T15:14:44Z")
> [@charmstr](#): > > Mine doesn’t work: > > Major Moseby 3rd > > (the cat was called Major Moseby because he was gray. My mother named him.) We’ll probably be working together, my name is Mr. Woo 16th. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/59 "2012-03-26T15:20:57Z")
Shalto Borden Not bad, actually. (Bow chicka, bow, bow…) ---
**Author:** ![drillrod](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@drillrod](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drillrod)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/60 "2012-03-26T15:24:04Z")
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