# what's your stripper name? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 25, 2012, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759 "2012-03-25T14:04:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/61 "2012-03-26T15:32:40Z")
Snooky Douglas > [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > Duchess 14th St. I’ll be in my bunk. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/62 "2012-03-26T15:38:54Z")
Lady Ashford - I sound like a well posh dominatrix. ---
**Author:** ![Dereknocue67](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6de8d8/32.png) [@Dereknocue67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dereknocue67)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/63 "2012-03-27T07:49:11Z")
Molly Maycox ---
**Author:** ![snailboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/97f17d/32.png) [@snailboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snailboy)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/64 "2012-03-27T08:52:38Z")
Blackey Larkspur ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/65 "2012-03-27T10:34:37Z")
Groc Saragossa sounds more like a half-orc than a stripper… Yellow Saragossa isn’t any better. The other streets where I lived would be even worse: Groc Santa Ana? Groc Capuchins? I need better childhood adresses! (Groc means “yellow” in Catalan. My canary was yellow and he was Catalan, so, Groc.) > [@4d3fect](#): > > Lady Clearview So you do bodice rippers? ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/66 "2012-03-27T10:36:52Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > Groc Saragossa sounds more like a half-orc than a stripper… Yellow Saragossa isn’t any better. You’re right, it’s not much better. An orc named “yellow” would probably get beat up by the other orcs at school. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/67 "2012-03-27T11:38:30Z")
Mine is **Fluffy Colfax** , which sounds distinctly weird. Who the hell names strippers after Veeps?\* My wife’s is **Pepper Mill** , which is how she got her Doper name. That’s one that really works out well. \*Although that _is_ how Marilyn Monroe came by the last name of her _nom-de-stage_. ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/68 "2012-03-27T11:53:39Z")
**Tiger Rothesay** Not bad really… has an air of royalty but great in the sack sound. ---
**Author:** ![RoniaBorkason](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9dc877/32.png) [@RoniaBorkason](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RoniaBorkason)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/69 "2012-03-27T14:35:08Z")
Diamond LaRiviera 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/70 "2012-03-27T14:41:05Z")
No pets, but if I did, his name would be Jimmer. So call me Jimmer Manhattan. Better than other stage names I’ve used. ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/71 "2012-03-27T14:42:37Z")
Heidi Minnehaha, odd name for a dude. ---
**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/72 "2012-03-27T15:16:38Z")
> [@Sitnam](#): > > Heidi Minnehaha, odd name for a dude. Then there’s the scat singer from Boise… Heidi Idaho ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2012, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/73 "2012-03-28T09:12:06Z")
Chipper Ridgewood. ---
**Author:** ![Mijin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mijin/32/9369_2.png) [@Mijin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mijin)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2012, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/74 "2012-03-28T10:26:44Z")
Unfortunately I think a couple of sites I’m registered on have used first pet or street I grew up on for their password reminder check. On an unrelated note, do you know your _secret agent_ name? It’s \\, and your code number is \ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2012, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/75 "2012-03-28T12:27:48Z")
> [@Mijin](#): > > Unfortunately I think a couple of sites I’m registered on have used first pet or street I grew up on for their password reminder check. > > On an unrelated note, do you know your _secret agent_ name? It’s \\, and your code number is \ > > 😃 Never heard of a “secret Agent name”. Mine comes out as a syllable-filled mixed-cultural mouthful that no respectable secret agent would use for fear of attracting attention. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2012, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/76 "2012-03-28T13:45:03Z")
Bootsie Alderney…not bad But if I had to make up my own stripper name, it would be Bella DeBall ---
**Author:** ![santorum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/22d042/32.png) [@santorum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/santorum)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2012, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/77 "2012-03-28T13:50:11Z")
Table meadow fluffy— might work ---
**Author:** ![UncaStuart](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uncastuart/32/404_2.png) [@UncaStuart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncaStuart)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2012, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/78 "2012-03-28T14:07:24Z")
Rusty Horseshoe Complete with bare-assed chaps, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Inter\_Alia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@Inter\_Alia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inter_Alia)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2012, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/79 "2012-03-28T14:20:57Z")
Misty Blacklake. I always thought that would be an awesome stripper name. ---
**Author:** ![BwanaBob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bwanabob/32/2985_2.png) [@BwanaBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BwanaBob)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2012, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/80 "2012-03-28T15:13:04Z")
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