# what's your stripper name? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 25, 2012, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759 "2012-03-25T14:04:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![runcible\_spoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9fc29f/32.png) [@runcible\_spoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/runcible_spoon)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2012, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/81 "2012-03-28T16:07:31Z")
Whitey Kamiaken Yes, my first pet was an albino rat, and no, I wasn’t very creative at age 4. ---
**Author:** ![florez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b9e5f3/32.png) [@florez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/florez)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2012, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/82 "2012-03-28T18:14:40Z")
Lottie Harbor Drive ---
**Author:** ![StephanieLeMonstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@StephanieLeMonstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StephanieLeMonstre)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2012, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/83 "2012-03-28T19:11:20Z")
I moved around a lot, but I’ll use the place I resided in the longest, and technically it was a road… Sunshine Moanalua :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![StephanieLeMonstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@StephanieLeMonstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StephanieLeMonstre)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2012, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/84 "2012-03-28T19:12:59Z")
Misty Blacklake I like that one!v;) ---
**Author:** ![snailboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/97f17d/32.png) [@snailboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snailboy)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2012, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/85 "2012-03-28T19:27:06Z")
> [@Mijin](#): > > Unfortunately I think a couple of sites I’m registered on have used first pet or street I grew up on for their password reminder check. That reminds me, years ago Yahoo would only require your username, birthday, and the answer to your secret question (which you would type in, not choose from a list) to make a new password. I’d go into chat and ask a whole room what their birthdays were. Of course their usernames were right there in front of me and you’d be surprised how many people used a yes/no question or an otherwise easy to guess question. I remember one particular guy’s question was, “Is [someone] a slut?” and the answer was, “Hell yea”. That’s probably why they switched to a list of secret questions. ---
**Author:** ![Clarisse\_McClellan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Clarisse\_McClellan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clarisse_McClellan)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2012, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/86 "2012-03-28T20:36:18Z")
Butch Richmond Gay, straight male or lesbian! Trifecta! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Woo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7c8e57/32.png) [@Dr.Woo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Woo)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/87 "2012-03-29T21:34:08Z")
> [@Odesio](#): > > Chico Cincinnati! What do I win? Wahoo! I’m Chico Palmera! Sounds kind of cool, actually. ---
**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/88 "2012-03-29T22:02:38Z")
Bandit County Route 10? No, I think a career in this field is not in my future. ---
**Author:** ![orderfire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/orderfire/32/10908_2.png) [@orderfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/orderfire)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/89 "2012-03-29T23:17:41Z")
Kelly Minnesota. Neon bikini type, I reckon. A friend of mine is Lucky Johnson. He and Midnight Cherry ought to headline together. ---
**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/90 "2012-03-29T23:31:01Z")
Smokey Pershing. Heh. I just like the sound of that one. Once removed up the line in pets and streets… Noah Palmyra. Sounds like a detective or something. Secret agent name? Tennessee Walker. Awesome! ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/91 "2012-03-30T01:02:33Z")
Mine is Rocky Main. Not bad, not great. ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/92 "2012-03-30T01:06:06Z")
Bullet Jackson ☹ ---
**Author:** ![azraiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@azraiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/azraiel)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/93 "2012-03-30T04:56:25Z")
Pepper Catherine. Don’t mind me here in the soup line… ---
**Author:** ![nonacetone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonacetone/32/2819_2.png) [@nonacetone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonacetone)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/94 "2012-03-30T10:35:14Z")
Cuddles Davis. LOVE it! ---
**Author:** ![slightly\_askew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d07c76/32.png) [@slightly\_askew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slightly_askew)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/95 "2012-03-30T12:55:22Z")
Boots Carnation ---
**Author:** ![Zjestika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/8edcca/32.png) [@Zjestika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zjestika)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/96 "2012-03-30T23:28:58Z")
Patsy Seventeen. Which is not so bad, actually. I’d have to have a barely legal thing going on. My chosen burlesque name would be Trashy Railyard, though. I’d have a bindle. ---
**Author:** ![Jasper\_Kent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a9a28c/32.png) [@Jasper\_Kent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasper_Kent)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/97 "2012-03-30T23:33:32Z")
It just occurred to me that if I use my current male cat + street name, it’s pretty good: **T-Bone Presswood** ---
**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/98 "2012-03-30T23:54:42Z")
Barney Waverly _Boooooooring_ ---
**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8dc957/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2012, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/99 "2012-03-31T03:11:15Z")
Alpo Belden Don’t ask. I named the dog when I was four. Never let your four-year-old name the dog. By the way, I named the dog after the food he ate. My parents misheard and pronounced it “Elbow”. Or maybe they thought it was funnier that way. So my first pet was a dog named Elbow. So make that Elbow Belden. I don’t even want to know what _that_ sexual specialty might be. I think Marge Simpson had a thing for it. The dog was too much for apartment life, so we soon switched to cats. ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2012, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759/100 "2012-03-31T09:03:37Z")
> [@DrDeth](#): > > It’s pretty good actually. Tiger Daphne. I could see that working. …as a double act with **Pussy Moira** … [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-name/616759.md?page=6)