# What's your stripper song? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 19, 2015, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-song/735130 "2015-10-19T13:07:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-song/735130/41 "2015-10-21T02:27:36Z")
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT4d1LQy4es](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT4d1LQy4es) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT-FoZt95D4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT-FoZt95D4) ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-song/735130/42 "2015-10-21T02:44:16Z")
**Sahirrnee** , those are fine, fine choices there, oh yes. > [@madsircool](#): > > > [@madsircool](#): > > > > Saw an awesome stripteese by Rita Moreno in the movie Marlowe starring James Garner. She is absolutely smoking hot > > [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRNz7ZcOg-U](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRNz7ZcOg-U) My oh my Ms Moreno was bringing it, yessir. Thank ye kindly. ---
**Author:** ![Kropotkin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kropotkin/32/18045_2.png) [@Kropotkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kropotkin)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-song/735130/43 "2015-10-21T03:17:08Z")
“Big Spender,” from Sweet Charity. Er, I mean “L’Internationale…” ---
**Author:** ![mage-girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@mage-girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mage-girl)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-song/735130/44 "2015-10-21T05:06:12Z")
“Criminal” by Fiona Apple. “Black Velvet” by Alanna Myles. Perhaps not good for stripping, but still sexy. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![orderfire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/orderfire/32/10908_2.png) [@orderfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/orderfire)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-song/735130/45 "2015-10-21T15:28:20Z")
Maxwell’s _Welcome_. Mucho suggestive. [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/jGsmCDnSaSM/hqdefault.jpg "Maxwell- Welcome") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGsmCDnSaSM) ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-song/735130/46 "2015-10-21T15:38:05Z")
> [@WOOKINPANUB](#): > > My favorites are [The Chauffeur](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbKmAuhlREc) (not Rio!) by Duran Duran If you are going to pick Duran Duran, shouldn’t it be [Skin Trade](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMhEszxdx3M)? ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-song/735130/47 "2015-10-21T16:09:04Z")
> [@MrQwertyasd](#): > > [This one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuT5KUA7iaY) Or [this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmFp0I8AZqw). ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-song/735130/48 "2015-10-21T17:01:27Z")
> [@Ike\_Witt](#): > > If you are going to pick Duran Duran, shouldn’t it be [Skin Trade](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMhEszxdx3M)? I had totally forgotten about that song. That’s a good one for when I perfect my pole technique 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Greekfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@Greekfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greekfreak)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-song/735130/49 "2015-10-22T00:50:20Z")
Eighteen by Alice Cooper ---
**Author:** ![Orr\_G](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ee59a6/32.png) [@Orr\_G](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orr_G)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-song/735130/50 "2015-10-22T02:26:55Z")
Just about anything by P-Funk can get me dancing, but I don’t know if that’d be stripper music. I imagine that if I were a Magic Mike kinda guy, I’d want my show to have the energy and style to go with something from the Bosstones. Answering what I thought the question was gonna be from the title, and with the shape I’m in these days, trying to imagine actually getting on stage in a place desperate enough to have me headline, I’m pretty sure the DJ would play something with this feel: [Mad World - Gary Jules - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4) ---
**Author:** ![PlumBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@PlumBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlumBob)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-song/735130/51 "2015-10-22T16:17:19Z")
Super Freak!!! [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/QYHxGBH6o4M/maxresdefault.jpg "Rick James - Super Freak (Official Music Video)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYHxGBH6o4M) ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-song/735130/52 "2015-10-22T16:43:44Z")
I’ve never done a strip routine, but if I did, onlookers might suggest… “Doctor My Eyes” by Jackson Browne “Look Away” by Chicago “Don’t Kill the Whale” by Yes “It’s a Mistake” by Men at Work ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-song/735130/53 "2015-10-22T17:51:44Z")
> [@astorian](#): > > I’ve never done a strip routine, but if I did, onlookers might suggest… > “Doctor My Eyes” by Jackson Browne > “Look Away” by Chicago > “Don’t Kill the Whale” by Yes > “It’s a Mistake” by Men at Work I’ve got large areas of skin that have never seen the sun, so maybe “Whiter Shade of Pale”! ---
**Author:** ![stolatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@stolatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stolatt)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-song/735130/54 "2015-10-22T23:10:51Z")
Drop Dead Legs -Van Halen Didn’t Mean To Turn You On - Robert Palmer ---
**Author:** ![Razncain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@Razncain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Razncain)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2015, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-song/735130/55 "2015-10-23T02:05:29Z")
It’s difficult for me to forget _No Ring Around the Rosie_ (Kix) while these strippers danced to it in their cowgirl outfits, complete with fake guns, and just the way they did the whole choreograph was something else, but I didn’t see it in person, but a 1988 movie called Johnny Be Good. The lyrics and the beat are perfect for strippers. ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2015, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-song/735130/56 "2015-10-23T02:52:39Z")
[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/9YrWsmlJSiw/maxresdefault.jpg "Theory of a Deadman - Bad Girlfriend [OFFICIAL VIDEO]") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YrWsmlJSiw) Bad girlfriend - theory of a dead man ---
**Author:** ![SykoSkotty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@SykoSkotty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SykoSkotty)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2015, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-song/735130/57 "2015-10-23T16:07:41Z")
[Porn Star Dancing by My Darkest Days](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdaKwt5cHEk) Video is mildly NSFW, no nudity just alot of grinding - Great stripper song, so groovy! ---
**Author:** ![Indyellen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/indyellen/32/4176_2.png) [@Indyellen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indyellen)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2015, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-song/735130/58 "2015-10-23T21:29:36Z")
A couple of my choices have already been stated, but not these two: _You Can Leave Your Hat On_ - Joe Cocker _Cowboy_ - Kid Rock (I suspect this is influenced by the movie **Coyote Ugly** , though.) ---
**Author:** ![LegendHasit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/legendhasit/32/8246_2.png) [@LegendHasit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LegendHasit)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2015, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-song/735130/59 "2015-10-23T22:35:37Z")
peek-a-boo Siouxie and the Banshees ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2015, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-song/735130/60 "2015-10-24T20:43:43Z")
> [@Indyellen](#): > > A couple of my choices have already been stated, but not these two: > > _You Can Leave Your Hat On_ - Joe Cocker See post #35. Not stated in writing but who needs words. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-song/735130.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-stripper-song/735130.md?page=4)